Damn right I'm back, bitches

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:44 pm

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11769682/from/RS.3/

It's almost eight AM and I have a big paper worth one fourth of my total grade due in three hours and I don't even know what the fuck I'm supposed to be writing about. Someone hug me and tell me it'll be okay?

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:56 pm

You are going to be OK.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:01 pm

Jesus touches not the vile taint left upon these forums. Whofore art thou, demon?

(P.S. OMFG K THX BAYBE ILU

)

...Susan?

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:04 pm

Trust in Leeroy, and perhaps things will work out.

Who is Leeroy ? I don't know. Nonetheless, perhaps Leeroy can help.

Or not. Perhaps.

Such is the way of the unknown.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:08 pm

You're just gonna end up spending all your time playing World of Warcraft like you always do. Maybe you'll get Cloudsong this time.

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:56 pm

All quiet on the eastern front.

Also,

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:13 pm

I got lots of shit studying to do and I read hella slow. I also got susaninated on my last exams.

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:17 pm

POOPERSCOOPER wrote:I got lots of shit studying to do and I read hella slow. I also got susaninated on my last exams.

You shall overcome!

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:19 pm

No seriously it's been like two hours now and I have like three sentences down and still jack for an overall idea of what I'm writing about.

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:22 pm

Try pacing around in circles, yelling out loud what you do have.

It works for me.

If that doesnÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢t work than ask yourself "What would Jesus do?".

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:25 pm

Jesus would bust a cap in some Romans. Also, writing papers on no sleep sucks. I'll make some breakfast.

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:26 pm

He'd probably just pace around in circles, yelling loudly what he has to do.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:51 pm

I WROTE ANOTHER SENTENCE. Something about the divine right of kings and how crazy frenchies helped bring about the end of monarchies and the Declaration of the Rights of Man and of the Citizen was cool. Or something.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 7:01 pm

Read the Wasteland for inspiration. That's what I always do.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 8:52 pm

jetbaby wrote:...Susan?

Yes?

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:06 pm

S4ur0n27 wrote:
jetbaby wrote:...Susan?
Yes?

I don't know why Susan, but for some reason everyone thinks I'm you. I can't be you be cause I am Jesus and Jesus isnÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢t Susan. Unless I/we are some sort of schizophrenic hermaphrodite. But we/I are/am certainly not a schizophrenic hermaphrodite, right Susan?

Susan?

Please tell me I'm right!!!

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 10:22 pm

I'm telling you. I know all hermies in these parts, and Susan isn't one

baby arm · Post by **baby arm** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:25 am

Susan is all man.

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 2:24 am

Sorry Susan... My bad.

Lunchmeat · Post by **Lunchmeat** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:20 pm

Where do you school?