Oblivion Update

[Thor Kaufman]

sounds like quite an achievement

[S4ur0n27]

Did you hear about what happened in Kvatch?

[Redeye]

I was doing it straight for the past two days till I got banned for pissing off all the little kids. On April 30th I get to resume pissing off all the retards.

Moohoohaha

[Jesus Christ]

Yea, there are a fucking TON of people dissatisfied with Oblivion. They spam the shit out of the Elder Scrolls forums and piss all the fan boys off continously.

There should be a nightly DAC pilgrimage to the ES forums.
Just ten minutes, drop some spam, and move on.

Maybe get Codex and NMA to do it as well.

Sort of like the old usenet wars.

A truly righteous cause.


We should make this our holly war against Oblivion, for it threatens to make fallout3 suck.


We start tonight...





Redeye...

CALL THE CHARGE!!!

[vx trauma]

i'll take the left flank if i'm still subconscious at the attack time. friday fuggin friday.

[VasikkA]

I'll infiltrate the forums acting a hardcore TES veteran and just when people start to think I'm cool I'll tubgirl all over the place. There better be some booze and hot elven chicxs with pointy.. ears.

[armyguy16]

Mention the RPGCodex review and see the reactions of the fan boys. Or say Oblivion isn't an RPG and all the fuckbags come out of the woodworks and start telling stories of how they Role Play stalkers and serial killers or shit like that.

[VasikkA]

The offensive has begun.

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... pic=409894

[Naked_Lunch]

Yes - you take on the ROLE of someone in the world, and PLAY the GAME.

That's an RPG, or a ROLE-PLAYING GAME.

[Thor Kaufman]

The offensive has begun.

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... pic=409894

Whoa, they're so boring, they are not even worth flaming.

[Koki]

Yeah. Apparently if you want solid RPG you are a filthy pnp player.

What a bunch of retards.

Some people do admit Oblivion being aRPG though.

[Thor Kaufman]

reminds me of that "even if you're winning on the special olympics, you're still a retard" picture

[Redeye]

Yeah, there is a lot of perfunctory trolling today.
But its not really going anywhere.

Tubgirling won't even work because no image posting- the board pretends to
let it work, but you can olny really do url links.

Damn, I was hoping at least 3-4 people from each DAC, NMA, RPGCodex
to show up and spam.
I'm going back for a half hour to drop shitbombs.
That board is starting to chug pretty badly.

And the Moderators Have The Day Off!

Cmon, spam for me just a little bit.

pleeeze.

[armyguy16]

I am tommorow after they unban me..then about fifteen minutes later I get to wait another three days or however long they ban me this time.

What's really fun to do is create a thread that makes them think you're real serious and wait till all the morons get into a big serious discussion then start saying weird shit like "Oh, troll me big man troll all over my ass." I don't know if the little kids know what to think after that.

PM the Moderators to every time they close one of your threads and make the title something like this..PLEASE READ--VERY IMPORTANT!! but just have the message something like I love you or hi.

Or you can act like a fuckin retarded fanboy and keep posting FAN BOYZZ UNITEDSZ!!!

[Stainless]

It's odd, I make a topic about my crash problem with comparrisons to lepers and I get more posts then Vas's in 4 minutes then he had in 24 hours.

[VasikkA]

It's odd, I make a topic about my crash problem with comparrisons to lepers and I get more posts then Vas's in 4 minutes then he had in 24 hours.

It's been 24 hours already?

Yeah, that place is not worth flaming. I thought someone might have become offended about me calling the game an action/adventure, but instead most of them missed my point(or didn't read it). I thought DAC was bad enough, but these guys... To even think Bethesda would be taking suggestions from them, ugh.

[St. Toxic]

Forget flaming, but also forget reason -- it's all boring and time consuming, and as you've noticed the people on the tes forums have neither brains or stamina ( eg. "-Guh it's rowlpleygn so you pley role is role game." or "-YES I COMPLETELY AGREE, BECAUSE OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE TO THINK FOR MYSELF!" ). So I have a suggestion.

Is everyone free tomorrow at noonish? We'll gather up at #Fallout, this giving you non-#Fallouteers a reason to drop by even if for a split second, and then we'll all join up en masse and contribute with good old fashioned spam. Not Copy Paste spam mind, but more Susan's greatest hits spam. We'll go off topic in every thread, answering only each other's posts with short sentences and so forth and so forth, untill it's clogged up -- like this place. In fact, we could make a habit of it; every Sunday we'll clean our crapholes at their place and then giggle over the interweb, as a reminder of who's calling the shots. What say ye'?

[armyguy16]

I'll do it.

[Blargh]

While I am certain such would be the very essence of hilariousity (sic), it would also be entirely blunt, dull and worn. For the above reasons. CB. Knowing things ; surmise that it will be something of a lark of the ages and the halls for all and sundry.

[VasikkA]

Is everyone free tomorrow at noonish?

Noonish is a bit vague, especially with multiple time zones. And no, I probably won't be available today/tomorrow.

We'll go off topic in every thread, answering only each other's posts with short sentences and so forth and so forth, untill it's clogged up

I don't think old fashioned spam would make a difference. The TES forums are clogged up anyways; my thread went to page 2 in a minute or so and the people spamming the place are TES fans themselves.

We need to come up with something more effective than that. Something that stings, something that burns and something that causes turmoil in the whole TES community. Something along the lines of the STALKER crusade. Perhaps a coordinated strike together with RPG Codex, planned and executed by true patriots somewhere behind the eyes of the enemy.