Wii will rock you

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:49 pm

Revolution was 'Revo'

Wii is retarded
Vista is retarded
360 is retarded
I hope PS3 will get "cool" nickname too. Any propositions?

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:51 pm

They could call the PS3 "AssRape5000" and it would still outsell the others.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon May 01, 2006 5:16 pm

Stop being so funny

Burnov · Post by **Burnov** » Sun May 28, 2006 8:07 pm

I refuse to refer to it as such. I will continue to call it the revolution.

I don't know what kind of fob bullshit they're trying to pull with getting whitey to say "wii" but in north america a "wii" is something that hangs between your legs.

and seriously, talking to someone about your console as your "wii" sounds really gay, or really perverted.

Revolution was kind of a shitty name to begin with. "Hey dude, let's play some REVOLUTION!"

It's better than "hey man, after this why don't we go back to my place and check out my "wii", it's pretty cool!"

"uh, how about no."

Bloodlust · Post by **Bloodlust** » Sun May 28, 2006 10:57 pm

It's better than "hey man, after this why don't we go back to my place and check out my "wii", it's pretty cool!"

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Mon May 29, 2006 12:16 pm

Nicknames for the ps3? How about "Poo"? Fits pretty good in your mouth doesn't it?

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Mon May 29, 2006 5:42 pm

Though my wife and I have most major game systems since 1985, we have decided not to get the new Nintendo. Not only does the name suck, but who the fuck wants to move their arms around constantly to play a video game. If I wanted excersize I'd go outside and mow the back lawn....AND I WILL!

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:12 pm

But moving your arms is so IMMERSIVE. It's like you're IN THE GAME, yo.

Nintendo is fucked. This console is going to ruin the company, mark my words.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:15 pm

Didn't you also say Be Cool would be a really great movie? Or should I not have marked those words?

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:18 pm

Also, Kill Bill was a good movie.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:25 pm

The fun starts around the corners.

MadBill · Post by **MadBill** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:58 pm

Lifelong gamers will get muscle cramps and sue the N.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Mon May 29, 2006 11:43 pm

Thats why you can't control Links sword in zelda because they found it to be tiresome for the arm. Not everygame is going to make you do crazy ass actions with the controller and its not like what they showed in the trailer for the thing. You aren't flailing your arms all over you just doing small movements and shit.

There is also no set right or left for the controller so when one of your forearms looks like the hulk after hours of zelda you can switch arms until your other one is just as big.

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Tue May 30, 2006 6:16 am

Even if you did, the problem is still Zelda. Running in a silly vest with a green hood, saving princesses and probably running groceries.

We need a game where blood flows, heads fly and limbs are used as clubs. We need a remake of Die By The Sword for Wii. That would use the controllers potential.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue May 30, 2006 2:05 pm

A remake of Die By The Sword in which you could use two controllers and thus wave two swords all around the place, chopping orc limbs.

Also, I think the stupid Wii controller is named Nunchuck or something.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Tue May 30, 2006 7:00 pm

Dual wielding is a BLIGHT upon gaming.

LlamaGod · Post by **LlamaGod** » Tue May 30, 2006 8:41 pm

Wii - Low Price, Good Games

PS3 - High Price, Shit Games

DECISION MADE

Also: I think it comes with a plain controller, too. You can also plug Gamecube controllers into it.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed May 31, 2006 1:21 pm

Wii games continue in the same tradition as N64 and GC : teen rated games, designed for kids.