Everyones favorite game type..

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Wed May 03, 2006 8:52 am

.. has launched their website.
Old news yes, but I didn't see it before today:

http://www.nwn2.com

I can't help but look at the graphics and think "Another Oblivion"...
Looks nice, but there's probably no real content in it..

as long as there's good LAN material I'll give it a shot.

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Wed May 03, 2006 9:10 am

Creature of the week, zombie.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed May 03, 2006 2:21 pm

So originul

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Wed May 03, 2006 2:42 pm

The main foe is modelled after Feargus Urquhart himself.

Phias · Post by **Phias** » Wed May 03, 2006 3:15 pm

If it's anything like it's predecessor, I don't expect much.
I don't expect much anyway, but still. The first game was so pointless.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Wed May 03, 2006 11:20 pm

Why is it always peasant to full fledged hero of the realm? Why cant I start out as a great hero and end up as a mere peasant wanting to toil away for the rest of my life in the field. QUICK, ITS A MOUSE, GET YER SCATTERGUN!

box · Post by **box** » Thu May 04, 2006 1:32 am

VasiKKa wrote:The main foe is modeled after Feargus Urquhart himself.

Do you have to fix his well?

That NWN was cracked to shit I tell you. D&D 3.0 or 3.5 or whatever is profoundly retarded. Furthermore, the storyline was homoerotic and generally less entertaining than, say, Oblivion fan fiction.

Which, incidentally, is there any? I'd love to read it. Actually, it would be funny to write up a story explaining how people in Morrowind-Land or whatever all have some zany telepathic link, and how they all use the same words and spoken voice when you ask them about 'Rumors.'

vendetta · Post by **vendetta** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:20 am

This game is depressing. It reinforces everything that's bad with the genre, it seems even more than Oblivion.

You'll have acne growing onto your face and iron maiden t-shirts popping up to hide your beer belly and show your arguable tastes just by the thought of actually playing the game.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Thu May 04, 2006 7:10 am

box wrote:
VasiKKa wrote:The main foe is modeled after Feargus Urquhart himself.
Do you have to fix his well?

That NWN was cracked to shit I tell you. D&D 3.0 or 3.5 or whatever is profoundly retarded. Furthermore, the storyline was homoerotic and generally less entertaining than, say, Oblivion fan fiction.

Which, incidentally, is there any? I'd love to read it. Actually, it would be funny to write up a story explaining how people in Morrowind-Land or whatever all have some zany telepathic link, and how they all use the same words and spoken voice when you ask them about 'Rumors.'

Maybe there was a cloning accident.

They never should have opened that Dwemer Vault.

But I guess they couldn't help it, really.
They wanted to find out what happened to the dwemer.

Some Dwemer Vaults were sealed without enough food, others contained
only men...

The premature opening of Vault Dagoth was a fortituous coincidence.

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Thu May 04, 2006 8:34 am

I kinda liked the first one, but then again i only played the start around my freinds place.

But fucking hell SO MUCH FUCKING DIALOGUE, it was inhuman to do such a thing.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Thu May 04, 2006 11:36 am

Daggoth was a Zerg Zerebrat in StarCraft.

And NWN was utter shit, I uninstalled it after 10 minutes of playing.

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Thu May 04, 2006 2:07 pm

Ataro Adune

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:03 pm

It's "En taro Adun" you filthy wannabe-nerd

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:11 pm

I guess ill go back to surfing and snagging babes i guess now ive failed as a nerd. :shame:

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Thu May 04, 2006 4:31 pm

Lots of girls into the mullet, then?

box · Post by **box** » Thu May 04, 2006 5:40 pm

Redeye wrote:They wanted to find out what happened to the dwemer.

What the fuck IS a Dweemer, anyways? Is it like having jock itch?
And why are there no Chinamen in Oblivion Land? And I thought Morrowind was an island. How come on the world map there's a province bordering you called Morrowind?

vendetta wrote:iron maiden t-shirts

More like Clay Aiken t-shirts and that weird alphanumeric g1bber15h

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Thu May 04, 2006 7:30 pm

box wrote:And I thought Morrowind was an island. How come on the world map there's a province bordering you called Morrowind?

http://www.uesp.net/tamriel/geography/tammap.shtml

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Fri May 05, 2006 5:02 am

box wrote:
Redeye wrote:They wanted to find out what happened to the dwemer.
What the fuck IS a Dweemer, anyways?

They're like Dwarves ('scuse me: "Dwarrow". heh)
in TES.

They're really sarcastic about the gods/etc.
They had technology and shit.
Left behind Rube Goldbergesque bunker-ruins.

Whatever, if they're in TES5 it'll all be explained well enough for a 5 year old to understand.

LlamaGod · Post by **LlamaGod** » Fri May 05, 2006 6:53 am

High Elves are the chinamen

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Fri May 05, 2006 4:22 pm

Spazmo wrote:Lots of girls into the mullet, then?