Rather than digging dead threads. AKA The Picture Thread

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Sun May 21, 2006 10:00 pm

and they have the bombs. good combination for wars in the future. wonderful news awaiting. Ja.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Sun May 21, 2006 10:42 pm

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Mon May 22, 2006 2:11 am

So I was quietly larking in the background, trying to see what changed while I was gone, when I noticed Kashluk's post. I had to comment.

Kashluk wrote: I am so smart

I've also been dating my current girlfriend for three months now, things are smooth.

What a world... what a world....

I've been working at my parents' farm, at the local computer accessories shop and at the local highschool as a substitute teacher.

And yet you still have time to rock. Oh wait, I just saw that picture.

I have the draft ahead of me this fall and I'm probably going to the army in July 2007. No idea what I'm gonna do there, though. They'll probably turn me into an artillery man or some radio guy. Although I was given the A1-fitness class rating, which practically means I won't die of suffocation if I need to hike and shit.

Follow my footsteps! Become a medic! Quit the army while you still can, you stupid fuck. Also, if you're fit to be a combat soldier, you'll be a combat soldier.

What the fuck is this?

Who the hell is that guy? Where's the fucking leather coat and the homosexual attitude, now replaced with a metrosexual look and fucking GLASSES. I'm disgusted, Kashluk. Seriously, man... seriously.

Seriously.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Mon May 22, 2006 8:09 am

welcome back commander

give me an update on your life in 2 words or less

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Mon May 22, 2006 8:30 am

that bitch is secretly drugging and re-educating kashluk. slowly turning him into a cog in the machine, an unperson that adapts automatically to the fads that the fashion cultists produce. individuality changed to cheap replica objects that the secret overlords make, sell and enforce the masses to use. wonderful.

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Mon May 22, 2006 8:41 am

Megatron wrote:welcome back commander give me an update on your life in 2 words or less

Escalating loser.

vx trauma wrote: yada yada yada

At least he's getting sex. But god damn it, Kashluk... you look so stupid it makes me angry. I hope she's so good the sheets get sucked into your asshole(check out those chipmunk cheeks), otherwise it's just not worth it man.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon May 22, 2006 9:28 am

At the very least Kashluk is possessed of an honest and uncomplicated countenance. Oho. Hilarious to witness your reemergence, the guardian. Must remember to pay cursory attention to names in THE FUTURE. Yes.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Mon May 22, 2006 12:07 pm

vx trauma wrote:that bitch is secretly drugging and re-educating kashluk. slowly turning him into a cog in the machine, an unperson that adapts automatically to the fads that the fashion cultists produce. individuality changed to cheap replica objects that the secret overlords make, sell and enforce the masses to use. wonderful.

you should write a book

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Mon May 22, 2006 12:53 pm

the guardian wrote:Follow my footsteps! Become a medic! Quit the army while you still can, you stupid fuck. Also, if you're fit to be a combat soldier, you'll be a combat soldier.

Did you kill anyone, either by the bullet or by mistreatment?

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Mon May 22, 2006 3:51 pm

I've been nightingaleing.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Mon May 22, 2006 9:19 pm

Metrosexual?!

I just look plain vanilla stupid in that pic. And the glasses are a must since I can't afford a surgery and I also can't see shit. I'm still packing the leather coat (it's an indoors pic, come on, you don't wear coats indoors) and the homosexual attitude.

I'll probably apply for officer training academy or whatever. I'll get to boot other recruits around, whoppee.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Mon May 22, 2006 10:35 pm

Kashluk wrote:it's an indoors pic, come on, you don't wear coats indoors

I don't. The Kashluk must.

box · Post by **box** » Tue May 23, 2006 1:37 am

Gentlemen, some more feelings online, for all you mature types in the video games forum...

Eventually I installed an old police radio to stay ahead. Drive-by penny bombings on a dark and stormy winter night led to some guy I hardly knew and only mildly disliked getting his windshield struck at speeds that really don't lend themselves to safe winter driving. I almost lost control myself, seeing and hearing what I did in the rearview. Thank God for two hundred pounds of cement in the third seat. I heard later that this douche lost a small chunk from his windshield (they thought it was a bb pellet), subseqently losing control of his vehicle, and he careened into the ditch. There was a flip, but somehow he came out of it physically uninjured. After that, the FSU was suspended, or at least toned down in its intensity.

Coincidentally, another guy I know who also didn't like this twisted cybernovel reading, date raping, tentacle matrix fucktard got fingered, but nothing ever came of it. Investigation was hampered by the fact that the suspect vehicle could not be identified. The accident must have brained him, because I could not have been driving a more identifiable car. When it 'died' (cold weather windshield crack and various assorted block troubles) I wanted to knock out the windows, remove the back door, paint it spray-can dull grey, and stencil the BOS logo on the hood in safety yellow. Leaving the wood trim intact, of course. Unfortunately it spent only five or four days as a field car before the tranny irrevocably blew.

I have another derelict gathering wasps in my parents' driveway right now, and I think it would make a great candidate for post-apoc field cardom. The above 'modifications,' plus a set of truck spotlights on the roof. Tranny's picky on the cougar, but it's a tough beast. Hit some deer years ago, so the front quarter panels are all fucked up. There's still little bits of hair and shit in grill and wheel wells on both sides.

That's another fun game. Limping your rusted shitbox to the local car show, and seeing how long it takes before they boot you. I really want to do this, though. The post-apoc field car I mean.

baby arm · Post by **baby arm** » Tue May 23, 2006 4:11 am

box wrote:the tranny irrevocably blew

box · Post by **box** » Tue May 23, 2006 4:49 am

It did blow. And that blew. Well, I couldn't take it back. No gallon o'tranny honey to make it almost work, no quick fixes like banging it or plugging in a higher rated fuse. That car lasted just over 200k miles, so I can't bitch. I only regret not giving it a Viking funeral.

Banging it

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Tue May 23, 2006 3:33 pm

the guardian wrote:
vx trauma wrote:]
yada yada yada
At least he's getting sex. But god damn it, Kashluk... you look so stupid it makes me angry. I hope she's so good the sheets get sucked into your asshole(check out those chipmunk cheeks), otherwise it's just not worth it man.

Just had to comment on that last part:

yes.

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Tue May 23, 2006 4:20 pm

HIGH FIVE

DeathTouch · Post by **DeathTouch** » Tue May 23, 2006 5:54 pm

I wonder if being fuck buddies actually constitutes a "relationship" in the common use of the word

vendetta · Post by **vendetta** » Tue May 23, 2006 7:36 pm

Holy fuck box, you had a wooden sided station wagon! One of my dream cars!

I slept with a girl one day just because she had one.

Brupaos · Post by **Brupaos** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:09 am

vendetta wrote:Holy fuck box, you had a wooden sided station wagon! One of my dream cars!

I slept with a girl one day just because she had one.

And because you were horny?