Rather than digging dead threads. AKA The Picture Thread

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:49 am

vendetta wrote:Holy fuck box, you had a wooden sided station wagon! One of my dream cars!

I slept with a girl one day just because she had one.

You slept with her because she had a woody?

One of those mutants?

box · Post by **box** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:51 am

I never knew anyone else with a woody wagon, especially no female. Strangely, I've known maybe a handful of hot girls in my time and they all loved that car. Fucking loved it. Really, could you drive around high in any other car?

I have this buddy with a volvo wagon. Fucking piece of shit and he's had it I swear since we were both 18. It has like over 300k miles on it. Fucking rusty red shitbox.

I knew a girl with freckles and an old orange beetle from way back. I can safely say I've never had sex in the orange nazi car, though-- much too cramped.

Seriously, woodie was a fucking monster. I can think of no better car to take to the drive-in. But you know how much it cost me? Nada. It was the hand-me-down family grocery-getter. Can't beat that price either, mate.

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » Wed May 24, 2006 6:02 pm

vendetta · Post by **vendetta** » Wed May 24, 2006 8:46 pm

Brupaos wrote:And because you were horny?

Ya.. I guess. Sex is always good.

Seriously, having a wooden stationwagon or a lada would make one of my lifegoals come true.

baby arm · Post by **baby arm** » Wed May 24, 2006 11:12 pm

"I have this buddy with a volvo wagon. Fucking piece of shit and he's had it I swear since we were both 18"

I have a 1991 green Volvo stationwagon and it's a thing of beauty. I treat it like crap and it only breaks down once a year or so. It probably wouldn't break down at all if I was one of those "preventive maintenance" kind of guys.

Plus, I can haul all kinds of things around in it.

DeathTouch · Post by **DeathTouch** » Thu May 25, 2006 12:12 am

yeah, I like the volvo brand, they can stand all sorts of treatment.
The older ones mostly though.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Thu May 25, 2006 12:13 am

Does anybody remember the Volvo from Woops! ?

box · Post by **box** » Wed May 31, 2006 4:09 am

Yeah after like 1993 or 1994 they assumed the standard GM parts set or whatever. I have to hear about it every time Volvo comes up in conversation within earshot of my buddy. Ah well. Yeah those cars do last forever though.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Wed May 31, 2006 6:21 am

box wrote:Yeah after like 1993 or 1994 they assumed the standard GM parts set or whatever. I have to hear about it every time Volvo comes up in conversation within earshot of my buddy. Ah well. Yeah those cars do last forever though.

Though they did lie about the roof-support strength.

Ask your friend about that.

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Wed May 31, 2006 11:24 am

saab or volvo for moose infested areas. or an apc. 1400 lbs in your lap at 65mph must be the ultimate high.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Wed May 31, 2006 10:09 pm

i have 1400lbs in my lap anyway

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 1:03 am

DeathTouch · Post by **DeathTouch** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:35 am

nice color

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:16 pm

volvo amazon - for secret service guys in europe '74. elite.

fub.pasha · Post by **fub.pasha** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:20 pm

and they say i am mad!!
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OblivionSoldier · Post by **OblivionSoldier** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:17 pm

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:37 pm

The same emo attitude, except this one's a football hooligan

DeathTouch · Post by **DeathTouch** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:38 pm

if that is you

then you've just won the dumbass and fucking ugly award

for some reason, I have the urge to say "yo momma" to that picture

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:39 pm

I'm the one on the left. Behind the pillar.

OblivionSoldier · Post by **OblivionSoldier** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:44 pm

DeathTouch wrote:if that is you

then you've just won the dumbass and fucking ugly award

for some reason, I have the urge to say "yo momma" to that picture

Piss of ya wanker