The Arena!!!

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Mon May 08, 2006 1:52 pm

i eat hobbit kebab and gain french face sitting nose. -4 to sex appeal.

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » Mon May 08, 2006 3:52 pm

I chew gum for +2 to breath freshness.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:46 pm

I chop off ears for +3 orc appeal.

: Rumors?

Pixel_Shade · Post by **Pixel_Shade** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:49 am

i eat those ears and tell you about the gray fox HAHAHA

+69 gratification

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:10 am

I shove my bananaphone in your ear

+96

minigunwielder · Post by **minigunwielder** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:52 am

I throw the lawn gnome at the next poster

+4 Vandalism

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:52 am

I bless bannanaphone to give redeye +9834658348972346895685789034892548075623457623482348976 to TES spamming skill.

Ouch. That lawn gnomb F%$@ing hurt dude.

cut it out.

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 10:16 am

i get :hasta_siempre: for +7 commandante

Post by **King of Creation** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:33 pm

I cast "Ban of the ages +14" and all of the spambots that registered are banned and deleted, and a permanent spambot filter is put in place.

DeathTouch · Post by **DeathTouch** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:39 pm

dbefore disapearing

I moon King of Creation for +67 in amazement

minigunwielder · Post by **minigunwielder** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:04 pm

I attempt to do the beer firebreathing trick but I stupidly grab soy sauce instead

+90 Dehydration

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:25 pm

I bless minigunwielder with holywater.

For fully restored hydration.

Antimeasure · Post by **Antimeasure** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:28 pm

I lock this thread down, and swallow the key.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 3:13 am

I wait about 8 hours and wash said key off to unlock the thread.

+3 Expert Excrement Expeditor

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 3:39 am

I bless ExtremeRyno with +77 to awesomeness for completing the "Unlock the Arena" quest.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 3:13 pm

I fail to enter the Arena because of an invisible wall that tells me to turn back.

Dissatisfied with myself, I jump into a pit and die.

+1 Acrobatics

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 4:23 pm

VasikkA lands on Adoring Fan. Adoring Fan thinks it's absolutely fantastic that he was blessed with VasikkA's presence and casts a "Kiss" spell to bring him back to the living.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 6:16 pm

Oblivion never fails to fail me.

metallix · Post by **metallix** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 6:37 pm

Upholding the teachings of the Brown Augur, I took a good and bulky dump and have a soothing feeling in my rectum. My heart sings, my eyes gleam and I am eager to await the next call of the poop.

[Poopmastery + 50]
[XP +1000]

fub.pasha · Post by **fub.pasha** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:13 pm