The Baby Who was Born

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:11 am

One simple summer day a boy was born. "We should call him captain boxer" said the dad.
" Why in the world would we want to call him that!?" screamed the mom. Suddenly the boy grabbed some boxing gloves. "That's why." said the dad. Then the mom said "give those boxing gloves back to me." Suddenly the boy punched the mom in the head. "Owie Wowie!!!" shouted the mom. Then she fainted. "Hah! Hahh! Hai!" Then the baby punced the dad and he fell down. "You spelled ha wrong in your sentence." said the boy " It is spelled H-A not H-a-i! I'm only two weeks old and I can spell better than you!"
The next day the mom said " I guess we CAN call him captain Boxer"

" Or maybe baby boxer" said the dad. Then the baby punched the dad and said "I won't be a baby for long!"

Part 2: Navy Duck

So Captain Boxer's mother brought him outside to play for a little bit. But then Captain Boxer heard a "Help!"
Then captain Boxer looked to find out what it was. Then Captain Boxer saw it. It was a navy duck. One of those little ducks in the Navy that you see waddling around all the time. He was carrying a machine gun and was wearing an army jacket 103 sizes too large. Then captain boxer said, "What's the matter little navy duck?"

The Navy duck said nothing and ran away. Those things are so annoying! Thought captain boxer. But then captain boxer said, "Ducks can't talk! So who said it?" Then the duck screamed,
" YESS! WEE!CANNN!!!!!!!"
" You are a very poor speller!" said captain boxer
"SHUTT! UP!!!!"

metallix · Post by **metallix** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:14 am

Uhh.....
bumblebees?

baby arm · Post by **baby arm** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:35 am

Your story is awful, metallix.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:56 am

Guess what.

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:15 pm

I dunno, what?

metallix · Post by **metallix** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:34 pm

Your story is awful, metallix.

Yes, it's very sad.

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 11:49 pm

you must share your feelings with your internet commrades. relieve your anger. embrace the emo.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 2:22 am

Zetura Dracos · Post by **Zetura Dracos** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 2:47 am

From amusing to confused to disturbing in only eight posts. Welcome to DAC, Interweb Mecca.

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:21 pm

Redeye wrote:

How does the person on the bottom get anything other than claw marks?

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 8:05 pm

the one in the middle is a tranny probably, looks like the one from Monty Python, who played Galahad I think

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:16 pm

Tan marks

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:09 pm

dogmeat does dallas.