Marrying People

airsoft guy · Post by **airsoft guy** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:43 pm

No, no, I know what you're thinking, "is airsoft guy getting married? how drunk did he have to get her to agree to it?" But that is not the case. I am NOT getting married, mostly because I don't love my left hand that much, and something in the law about how tissue paper doesn't have a soul.

Let me start from the beginning.

A few days ago I decided to go ahead and become a minister through the internet, just for shits and giggles, so I could legally call myself "Reverend Airsoft P. Guy" (obviously not my real name and not the name on the certificate). With this certificate and some other bits of paper work from the state I can legally marry people. The purpose for all of this was simply be able to say "hey, I can marry people, give them the Last Rites, absolve them of sin, just can't circumcise people, not that I'd want to."

I told a friend about it who is getting married, didn't offer to marry her and the fiancÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â©, just telling her of my fun joke.

She jumped on it, almost begging me to perform the service, stating, "it would be fucking awsome if you did!!!!"

Well, I'm not one to say no to my friends when they request something of me, especially so enthusiastically.

So I've got until April next year to figure out what it is I want to do with this thing. Should be quite an interesting service to be sure.

My life keeps getting weirder and weirder, but as a great man once said, ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œwhen the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬?

vendetta · Post by **vendetta** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:12 pm

Ah ah, you could marry two men together. Or would you say it's against your own values and that you're not Gene Robinson?!

Aneurysm · Post by **Aneurysm** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:13 pm

Sounds like fun, maybe you could make a few bucks with the whole thing.
What will you say during the ceremony, some crazy made up shit or are you gonna follow some kind of church protocol ?

baby arm · Post by **baby arm** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:29 pm

I always wanted to marry this antique Japanese mask I have on my wall. Make it happen.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:55 am

Ah, but can you issue BIRTH CERTIFICATES?

Cause that'd be sweet...

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:29 am

Can you make me a U.S. passport?

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:38 am

wait, you're getting married? congrats!

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:58 am

Megatron wrote:wait, you're getting married? congrats!

no, he isn't. congrats

Mr. Teatime · Post by **Mr. Teatime** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:01 pm

It's that easy to become a minister? Show me how! I'd find it amusing.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:24 pm

Mr. Teatime wrote:It's that easy to become a minister? Show me how! I'd find it amusing.

Here

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:49 pm

nice licence to have in your vallet, airsoft. you could take a trip into the marrying business. seriously.

airsoft guy · Post by **airsoft guy** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 5:18 am

Mr. Teatime wrote:It's that easy to become a minister? Show me how! I'd find it amusing.

I've joined forums that were harder to get into than the church. http://www.ulc.org/

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:38 pm

So how about the first DAC wedding?

Manoil still hasn't responded to my proposal.

airsoft guy · Post by **airsoft guy** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 8:49 pm

VasikkA wrote:So how about the first DAC wedding?

Manoil still hasn't responded to my proposal.

If he does agree I'll totally perform a gay wedding, just for you. It wont be legally binding, but that's not what counts, it's the love. The hot, sticky, gay love

Paladin Solo · Post by **Paladin Solo** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 5:25 am

You could always marry Lark.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 5:28 am

She is spoken for. Dumbshit.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 6:02 am

In this matter, ApTyp, I suspect the Order holds views comparable to Mormonism. Logical conclusion ? Why, perhaps 'Paladin Solo' is a Mormon.

Poor sod.

Paladin Solo · Post by **Paladin Solo** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:31 am

Blargh wrote:In this matter, ApTyp, I suspect the Order holds views comparable to Mormonism. Logical conclusion ? Why, perhaps 'Paladin Solo' is a Mormon.

Poor sod.

The more the merrier.