Worst weekend ever

[baby arm]

Straight outta Compton. salute

You don't want a hooker from Compton. I guarantee.

[Mr. Teatime]

Aren't they all Dr. Dre's hos in that area?

[Mad Max RW]

Smiley, check your PM's.

[Smiley]

Yes, but that wasn't the first fight, was it? Silly arguments don't end relationships just like that - it was probably the straw that broke the camel's back.

We had a fight like two years ago when I got the apartment.
That's it.

There was no bad air between us, the difference was I wasn't going to put up with her shit that one day, and she took it in a way she never would have normally. It came like lightning out of a clear sky.

Obviously she's been carrying something around that didn't suit her, and I guess she doesn't feel anything anymore.

My friends have been really supporting, not in that "you'll get over it mate" kind of way, but they took me out to buy some stuff, we watched a movie and had a really good time.

For some reason she took all the aspirin though, I'm not sure what message that was supposed to send.


MMRW; I've read it and I've tried to e-mail and PM you, but there's some sort of "internal mail error" on the boards.
I'll try to PM you later man.

[Blargh]

I'm not sure what message that was supposed to send.

A good one.

Do excuse the colour seepage.

[Megatron]

awfu

[Stainless]

Get over it, if it really bothers you that much get revenge by paint bombing her house, running her over with your car or some other fun activity at her expense.

[vx trauma]

go and tell that her genital area is so cold that one could use it as a meatlocker, very loud in the middle of a huge crowd. a symbolic gesture that it's over.

[Smiley]

or I could get her back, promise her everything I can, smooth her up, and then turn her gradually into a sex-slave with weirder and weirder fetishes, until I dump her.

That might actually be well worth the effort.

[St. Toxic]

Effort?

[Fa11lloutfan_15]

or I could get her back, promise her everything I can, smooth her up, and then turn her gradually into a sex-slave with weirder and weirder fetishes, until I dump her.

That might actually be well worth the effort.

As the effort, expressed as E, approaches ∞, the 'worth', expressed as W, diminishes at a similar rate (for the record according to the equation W = G/E, where G symbolises gain), before it inevitably crashes and turns into a zero. Or worse.

Computer advises: "Do not."

[Smiley]

go and tell that her genital area is so cold that one could use it as a meatlocker, very loud in the middle of a huge crowd. a symbolic gesture that it's over.

I'd be asking for a do-over five times before I ever got that to sound right in danish.

Effort?

Of keeping all the promises I make.
It would be kind of hard making her obey my whims if I didn't.

[Megatron]

accept it you big dumb, jeez. havent you read the whole thing about denial, guilt, anger whatever. your situation isnt horrible and unique, just apply general ground theory and let your butt do the talking as in golden rule of not contacting at all for a few weeks lol yeah well the times dont change the man so i guess your stuck in self-inflicted circles of hell. 2 or 7?

[St. Toxic]

Effort

Just flash some money in her face, and she'll be down on her knees in an instant.

[Thor Kaufman]

also punch her in the face

[Fa11lloutfan_15]

also punch her in the face

'tis concurred.

I'd be asking for a do-over five times before I ever got that to sound right in danish.

It is actually much simpler than it initally might appear. First, please learn to pronounce this sentence correctly (that is in Swedish):

"Dina genitalier är så kalla att de skulle kunna användas som köttkyl."

Now, as the moment presents itself, you must imagine your throat being filled with any soft substance you like, leaving you with no other choice than speaking terribly indistinctly, almost unintelligibly, from the backmost section of the larynx. Add a slightly horrible singing way of speaking and you're done! Be warned though, that this might instill serious discomfort and/or aversion in any bystanders not hardened by daily exposure. (That is in Danish.)

[Scorpion]

I don't really know the intensity of this relationship, but from what I skimmed through I saw that she lived with you and you've been with her for a long time(I thinks).

Well, from my standpoint, I've had many a girlfriend (I'm still in high school), they're fun for a few months, have sex, do some romantic things, then it's either I dump her or she dumps me, then we move on and the process repeats itself.

But, from what I see here, I see you probably loved her(living with you? ), and she probably loved you, so these kinds of relationships are harder to tear down because you become emotionally attached, not like High school relationships where you just want her as a sex puppet.

So, my advice, just look at it like any other high school relationship. If it doesn't work, think about wether or not you want to get back with her, and if you really don't, then just forget about her. Might be hard at first, but if you find someone else it becomes a little easier.

Sorry if my reply is completley off-topic as of now, threads on this forum seem to stray off-topic after 3 pages

[Redeye]

Sorry if my reply is completley off-topic as of now, threads on this forum seem to stray off-topic after 3 pages

Antimeasure pointed out a long while ago that after a couple of days, all DAC threads become Wasteland threads. More or less.

[Smiley]

accept it you big dumb, jeez. havent you read the whole thing about denial, guilt, anger whatever.
...

I'm coping. Accepting is a bit too unrealistic right now.

your situation isnt horrible and unique

Does a situation have to be "horrible" and "unique" before it hurts?

It is actually much simpler than it initally might appear. First, please learn to pronounce this sentence correctly (that is in Swedish):

"Dina genitalier är så kalla att de skulle kunna användas som köttkyl."

Now, as the moment presents itself, you must imagine your throat being filled with any soft substance you like, leaving you with no other choice than speaking terribly indistinctly, almost unintelligibly, from the backmost section of the larynx. Add a slightly horrible singing way of speaking and you're done! Be warned though, that this might instill serious discomfort and/or aversion in any bystanders not hardened by daily exposure. (That is in Danish.)

Gold.
In danish; "Din kusse/fisse er så kold at den kunne bruges som (en) kødfryser".

But it still sounds retarded. I guess you could sneak that into a discussion, to do most damage.

@Scorpion

My honest feeling is that I want to be with her. But I don't want to live with her any longer.
I'm talking to her again, going to her fathers birthday next week, he's a great guy.
I have a plan in motion, I'm planning on extending our current friendship to a bit more than that. And if hook up together again, I intend on keeping it something like the relationships you are talking about, just have fun, do some mattress-sport occasionally and be friends.
We were on routine I think, so we didn't have much fun really.

By the way, we were both on rebound when we hooked up, and usually that kind of relationships don't hold out for long. This one did though, and that's why I'm considering a new try.

[Blargh]

If you were to stab her repeatedly with a ball point pen to the point of expiration, if you were to place her beneath the floor of your abode, or alternatively a place of (mutual) significance, if you were to stab yourself repeatedly with that same ball point pen to the point of expiration - you could be with her without living with her. Yes.