Worst weekend ever

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:15 pm

Your choice of killing is getting more and more tame..

Perhaps you have lost your balls to a ballpoint pen lately?

Oh the wordplay.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:46 pm

*laughs*

My choice ?

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 5:04 pm

*laughs*

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 5:24 pm

giggles

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 5:25 pm

*lols*

lol

vendetta · Post by **vendetta** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:23 pm

Do you have any pics by the way? We'll tell you if she's worth the trouble.

Icabod · Post by **Icabod** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:48 pm

At least she didn't lie to you about being pregnant for a few weeks until 2 days before the abortion her conivling little H.S. friends persuaded her to go through with.

I told her she wouldn't be interested in anything I do next time she called, hung up on her, and never spoke to her again.

Try squelching, you'll like having chilled genitals.

Fa11lloutfan_15 · Post by **Fa11lloutfan_15** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:54 pm

Icabod wrote:I told her she wouldn't be interested in anything I do next time she called, hung up on her, and never spoke to her again.

What is this? Why are you doing this?

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:11 am

vendetta wrote:Do you have any pics by the way? We'll tell you if she's worth the trouble.

I've made a habit of avoiding posting any pictures here, especially after seeing the Rex pics.

She's not "hot" if that's what you mean, but she has a nice body.

btw, my cat owns you all.

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:49 pm

Well, Rex is in a class of his own when it comes to photoshop ammo...

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:14 pm

No worries. Things tend to turn out alright whether you two get back together or not; that's irrelevant. Have fun now while you can.

Post by **Alexander** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:22 am

the guardian wrote:Stare into my avatar and look for the answer to your problem. In fact, everyone should take a moment to just look into my avatar and think, really give a good moment, as to whether this is the answer. If you've seen the answer, tell Smiley what he should do, because really, we're all pals, and we all want to know where you keep the silverware and the extra apartment key.

Smiley, buy a ticket to Israel, buy a gun, find Guardian and use the gun on the thing that he eats with.

Now, I recommend everyone stare at my avatar and look for the answer. Yes, Smiley, thats right, it is there. Study it carefully and your problems will be solved.

vx trauma wrote:go and tell that her genital area is so cold that one could use it as a meatlocker, very loud in the middle of a huge crowd. a symbolic gesture that it's over.

Thats the ticket!

P.S.

Go here after you are done in Israel.

Dismissed, soldier!

Icabod · Post by **Icabod** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:01 pm

TinyTeeth wrote:
Icabod wrote:I told her she wouldn't be interested in anything I do next time she called, hung up on her, and never spoke to her again.
What is this? Why are you doing this?

She decided yes on the abortion after straight up telling me "no, im not pregnant". I had no say in the decision during the 48 hours I did know. There just wasn't time or resources available to get an advocate and sue the tar out of her for custody.

Being my boss, she also wove a web of deciet after I quit, everyone in there gives me the evil-eyes now.

-Jay

[HpA]SniperPotato · Post by **[HpA]SniperPotato** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:14 am

bring back feelings online

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 5:27 pm

Ban [HpA]SniperPotato.

Frater Perdurabo · Post by **Frater Perdurabo** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 6:10 pm

Megatron for wasteland mod.

[HpA]SniperPotato · Post by **[HpA]SniperPotato** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 1:12 am

atogas a swell guy bitch

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:20 am

You're all assholes.

minigunwielder · Post by **minigunwielder** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:51 am

Blargh wrote:If you were to stab her repeatedly with a ball point pen to the point of expiration, if you were to place her beneath the floor of your abode, or alternatively a place of (mutual) significance, if you were to stab yourself repeatedly with that same ball point pen to the point of expiration - you could be with her without living with her. Yes.

You are almost as fucked up as Subhuman, Blargh.

Almost

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 3:39 am

minigunwielder wrote:

Don't do that. Don't be like him.