The Arena!!!

minigunwielder · Post by **minigunwielder** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:23 pm

I remember my first game of Resident Evil

+5 to hatred of toddlers
+27 horrible psychological damage

Frater Perdurabo · Post by **Frater Perdurabo** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 6:08 pm

I incinerate ExtremeRhyno with my lvl 57 Fireball and loot his corpse of the Pavement.

P.S. Ich brauche neue Rueschtung

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:13 pm

i kill myself for attention. +2 to public relations.

Baby arm's evil twin · Thu Oct 12, 2006 2:40 am

I call upon Jesus to save vx trauma.

+7 karma

Pixel_Shade · Post by **Pixel_Shade** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:00 pm

I FUCKUP EVYRONE AND EVYRTHIN AND WIN WIN WIN CAUSE IM THE BAD DOGG

+1000000 DOGG SHIT

TelemachusSneezed · Post by **TelemachusSneezed** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:06 am

I cut my hair.

-2 to strength

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:14 am

glues shrapnel to forehead.

+4 to headbutt damage
+6 2/3 to sex appeal

TelemachusSneezed · Post by **TelemachusSneezed** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:48 pm

Carves swastika on chest.

-2 to blood supply
+4 to notoriety

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:06 pm

Since I became black, my penis has grown 4 inches longer.

+4 inches
+6 to attracting fat white chicks

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:32 pm

+10 KGB alertness level
*1.75 comedy factor

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 6:37 pm

+Get out of jail free card.

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 10:20 pm

i lay out da fat beats.

+1 to coolyness

Icabod · Post by **Icabod** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 3:38 pm

Bans self

+1 ag
+4 lk
+0 post count

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:32 pm

I do time for beating Icabod and stealing his bike. WOOT

+2 Stereotype
+2 Wheels

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:54 pm

i ate steroids and pokamons for +2 strength and -5 int.
then eat beef. and 20 omelets. and small tasty rocks.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:04 pm

tries to quit smoking

-everything
+money

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:38 pm

I let one rip on Rash after my coffee+bean soup

+3 demolition
+1 explosive power
-5 charisma

TelemachusSneezed · Post by **TelemachusSneezed** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:08 am

Engages in homosexual acts in public.

+ 3 to limp-wristed attacks
- 2 to anal retention
Gains a nipple ring

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:04 pm

youre all cunts

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:14 pm

/me masturbates to a picture of dreadnought's girlfriend

+6 flaccidity
+2 resistance to tranny porn
3 damage

wrath of dreadnought ensues