Jagged Alliance 3D

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:11 pm

Riemann Hypothesis? I only need six if I can use a calculator.

I will make no effort to disprove Perdurabo's moroninity.

ps achilles was dead by the time of the trojan horse

Frater Perdurabo · Post by **Frater Perdurabo** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 10:20 pm

johnnygothisgun wrote:GODDAMMIT MAN THE RABBIT IN MONTY PYTHON WAS BASED ON THE TROJAN HORSE ARE YOU RETARDED OR JUST SADLY UNCULTURED

Well, fucking h-obviously. Yes, I know that the concept of the "Torjan rabbit" in Monty Python was a mockery of the original "Torjan horse", I was just referring to the similarity of the 2 pictures.

And then I had not clue what the hell you guys were talking about.

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:16 pm

damn it johnny. we had it going good. wrong day to quit sleeping with thinner jars open.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 12:57 am

Spazmo wrote:whether or not Mr. Perdurabo is a moron.

Is your next work the refutation of the entertainers of children being absolute, horrible cunts ? HA, sir, HA.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 6:29 am

I don't know what kind of horrible country you were born in, Mr. Blargh, but here in DACia, we have a little thing we call justice, where anyone who is accused of anything has 24 hours and only one bullet to prove their innocence.

Now, Mr. Blargh, you are charged with disturbing the peace. You have 24 hours to prove you are not a pain in the ass.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 9:17 am

*laughs*

How Artful. Truly.

However.

You've no jurisdiction, here, Mr. Johnson.

A pity.

Frater Perdurabo · Post by **Frater Perdurabo** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 1:26 pm

Seems like he has pleaded insanity. Take him away!

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 2:07 pm

...I am a knife....knifin' around...cutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcut

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 2:22 pm

You, of all the gathered goats, Prater, should know not to rely upon seemings. If only through the thorns of unwitting experience.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 5:36 am

baby arm · Post by **baby arm** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 4:43 pm

Speaking of....
We finally have our earth-shattering Jagged Alliance 3D interview!

Can you handle it? No, I thought not.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 4:50 pm

No offense, Baby Arm but that interview was fucking weak. The guy barely put any depth into his answers you didn't really ask much or anything new.

baby arm · Post by **baby arm** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:07 pm

Yeah, I realized that afterwards, but I'm still going to convince myself that it's face-rapingly awesome.

Actually, though, it does have the first confirmation that GFI Russia (MiST land) isn't going to do Jagged Alliance 3, which is kind of a big deal.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:09 pm

I tell you, Tacticcaular Cancer has been sucking since it joined up with the codex.

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:36 pm

Probably.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 7:46 pm

JA3 preview wrote:Chicks with big boobs!

Yes, this game will be terrific.

minigunwielder · Post by **minigunwielder** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 10:29 pm

I forgot the details of the MISTLand bullshit, remind me what the hell happened there.[/list]

baby arm · Post by **baby arm** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 2:47 am

It doesn't really matter anymore.

Montreal, Canada. September 1st, 2006. -- Software publisher Strategy First, Inc. a wholly owned subsidiary of Silverstar Holdings, Ltd. (NASDAQ: SSTR) announced today that their Agreements with Game Factory Interactive relative to the development, publishing and distribution of the titles ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œJagged Alliance 3ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬? and ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œJagged Alliance 3DÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬? have been terminated. Game Factory Interactive will therefore not have any right to publish, distribute, license nor to develop any Jagged Alliance title or derivative products for any platform.

Strategy First is confident that it will access additional development resources so that the new addition to the Jagged Alliance franchise will not only equal but surpass its predecessors in scope and play value.

Mr. Teatime · Post by **Mr. Teatime** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 1:40 pm

Does Game Factory include MISTland? ie., they thought it was turning out shit and pulled the project from them?

If so, then SF has really got my respect as a publisher. They really seemed concerned about the quality of the title.

EDIT: After having thought for 5 minutes, it's not really such a massive respect yo' move for SF. I mean, if they wanted high quality, they shouldn't have shipped the projects off to a cheap russian developer who's only ever made shit games.

minigunwielder · Post by **minigunwielder** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 6:52 pm

True on that.

Who has it now?