"If it bleeds, we can kill it!" (AVP2 Plot)

TriangleDragon · Post by **TriangleDragon** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:25 pm

Everyones favourite alien double act is back in the cinemas 2007.
The film Alien vs. Predator: Survival of the Fittest depicts our monster pals waging war in an American Midwestern town - with the residents caught in the middle.

But the topic of this post is this... What scenario would you put our Aliens and Predators into? I know this idea the film is thinking of sucks. Although it might be quite humerous.

I'd have them fighting on the predator space ship -just like Alien 1, only this time. The owners aren't quite so helpless. Throw in some Predator technology, some acid spewing face-melting madness, and atleast one humanoid thrown out the air lock. Absolutely no humans, unless they're stupid useless ones. The only human allowed to kick ass is Arnie! Later the shuttle could crash in the desert, (or somewhere suitably desolate.) Where the aliens could take it outside and duke it out in a ferocious sandstorm or a blizzard, whatever. They both end up dying in each others grip. The whole thing burried under snow (or sand), forgotten forever! Or until AVP 3...

I'd like to see some predator communication rather than grunting, and how about a soppy Pred that sheds a tear over his fallen loved ones! That'd inspire some emotion. Afterwards he can die horribly, it's just to get some feeling into the scenes.

Somthing missing from AVP 1 was that no one gave a shit about any of the characters. We'd need to introduce a Predator hero that inspires us to really get into the carnage. I'm talking skull-smashing punches, rather than the feeble pushing and shoving combat of AVP 1. Also more close up camera shots won't do any harm, hopefully they'll give combat that bit of extra chaos.

Antimeasure · Post by **Antimeasure** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 4:13 pm

Alien vs. Predator: And the chamber of azkaban

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:26 pm

I'd have the predators sitting round the biggest cgi table you've ever seen, while one of them tells jokes and makes the others laugh until there sick. And then we zoom out and the table is floating in a bubble, flying through space and lands on the moon. So all the predators go out and enter a special prison they keep aliens in and also paul walker. So anyway, they walk round the prison and are doing experiments on the aliens to make them even more stronger than before when suddenly the super strong alien (made of metal) breaks out and then frees all the other aliens!

Anyway all the predators are overrun except a few so they run back into the bubble and some aliens also get in, and the bubble flies into earth and crashes in....rome! yup, it's set in olden days. Anyway the predators run out and get chased by the aliens, but they manage to make it to a castle. And caeser is there and he doesn't know whats going on, but they communicate telepathically and it turns out that predators and humans were once friends and built the pyramids to communicate with the aliens, but the aliens turned evil so the predators had to fight them in the space war. Anyway, the predators have to get to the pyramids to escape earth and shit, so caeser and some of his knights get on a boat while rome is overrun by aliens, and sail across to egypt. There they meet cleopatra, and her and caeser have a game of ancient chess and you see her tits. Then caeser starts sucking her nipples and they start having sex but a chestburster comes out of her chest as she has been growing aliens in the pyramids (as a bit of moon had landed there). so caeser and some predators go in the ancient pyramids which are actually new. Oh and they arent pyramids, they are giant cubes as revealed in the end that they fold open and turn into spaceships. So anyway, they kill all the aliens and caeser has to disguse as an alien to get to the alien queen and just as she figures out hes human he cuts off her face with a bronze sword. Also paul walker is here. Anyway when the predators leave they give caeser a revolver from the wild west and him and paul are buddies but then paul walker is stabbed through the chest by...METAL ALIEN. Then caeser and metal alien fight on top of a pyramid, while the predators circle around as they notice loads more aliens so start to shoot them all. Anyway, caeser shoots off the aliens tail and starts to wrestle it, then they roll down the pyramids and go into tha dust...Then we see some roman soldiers going through the rubble and caeser is lying, bollock naked on loads of sand. The end.

The film should have the most extreme violence ever, like if someone gets punched in the face it goes into bullet time and you zoom in right on there eye, then it goes into x-ray mode and you see the orbit of there eye shatter, then it goes into normal mode and the eye flies out. And then it should replay it from different angles, but split screen. Then reverse. Also when cleopatra dies, it should happen in super fast motion with a techno soundtrack, and go in high contrast. Also caeser should get covered in blood, but he also gets some alien blood on his chest and it really sizzles and just focuses on the flesh burning for a full 20 seconds while you hear him screaming in 5.1 surround sound while they play really low decible noises to make the audience feel sick. Also the predators should be in rubber suits, but also hire dancers from new york so you get a real sense of there acrobatics.

Carnalfex · Post by **Carnalfex** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:51 pm

Sounds like an Uwe Boll production

I vote for a cinematic recreation of the original AvP - the dark horse graphic novel....

... but then I don't have the creative genius of a certain infamous german filmmaker

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:13 pm

I want to see a crossover with Aliens vs. Predator vs. Marv (from Sin City) vs. Adolf Hitler vs. Pirates vs. Martin Luther King vs. X-Men vs. Ninjas vs. Johnny Cage & Liu Kang vs. Pinhead vs. Chad Muska vs. childpr0n vs. Beer vs. Hulk vs. Jesus

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:26 pm

I like megatrons story. I just watched most of predator 2 on TV late last night and I was wondering about that old western gun the big predator gives Danny glover at the end.

Why would the predator have that? Was there some real bad ass in 1775 that gave the predator a good fight or what? Predators don't seem like ones to keep items from the dead except for their skull. Lol or maybe the predator was actually a human in 1775 and got soem virus and turned into a predator and was like "wassup danny, take this"

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:56 pm

I don't feel like reasding the thread but AvP (the movie - unlike the game) sucked hard.

TriangleDragon · Post by **TriangleDragon** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:02 pm

Megatron wrote:I'd have the predators sitting round the biggest cgi table you've ever seen, while one of them tells jokes and makes the others laugh until there sick...[blah blah blah]

It's like you read my mind. Everything you said makes perfect sense. I just couldn't put my ideas into words... Now that you've done it for me I can't thank you enough. Atleast now I know what I really want in the next film! Bless you!

Kahgan · Post by **Kahgan** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:22 pm

The new AVP movie should be like the AVP game(s), complete with marines, corporates, aliens, predators, and one important thing they left out in that crappy movie; the Predalien.

Haven't

ed in a long time now, it fells good...

:urgh:

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:24 pm

Megatron wrote:her and caeser have a game of ancient chess and you see her tits

= the sole reason why Megatron should direct movies.

MadBill · Post by **MadBill** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:49 pm

Set it after that other movie and have Earth being overrun by corporate spawned aliens. Then the preditors come and the humans are all "we are saved

" but the preds just do that laugh.

Megatrons idea really is the ender though. Makes the shit spewed from Hollywood look unflushable.

Post by **Manoil** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:25 pm

I dunno. I've always been a fan of Aliens and Predator, but they really need to consolidate a good story before setting the shit up. AVP had good special effects... but the whole getup seemed to be bona-fied gooch hair.

Couple friends and I were bored, said Aliens vs Predator vs Freddy vs Jason vs Terminator, and we came to the immeadiate conclusion that there'd be blood on the screen before the opening credits actually began. There'd be too much action so all it would prettymuch be would be Freddy groaning, Aliens hissing, Predators roaring, and the constant noises of swords clashing and all...

But yeah. I really think they should focus on making a good plot. The CGI and special effects, and whatnot all can wait-- they're already advanced enough that nobody needs to worry about them until the story's worth a damn.

TriangleDragon · Post by **TriangleDragon** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:01 am

If you ask me I'd perfer my predators to be actors, and not CGI. The rubber mask from Predator 1 was pretty f*ing awesome. It was a shame about his clumbsy little rubber feet, but they can work on that...

Aliens aren't not so good with the rubber suits. It doesn't really pull of that well, unless they're going for the "big boned" look.

The film should take more inspiration from the game AVP 2, because that rocked. So in the next film I expect to see none of this Celtic Predator bullshit. I want light predators, heavy predators and assult predators, straight from the game. An essential prop for the next film has to be the speargun! Why? Because theres a decent chance that they might release a replica prop! And all the crazy merchandise has been one of the best things about the films so far.

Post by **Manoil** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:20 am

TriangleDragon wrote:If you ask me I'd perfer my predators to be actors, and not CGI. The rubber mask from Predator 1 was pretty f*ing awesome. It was a shame about his clumbsy little rubber feet, but they can work on that...

Aliens aren't not so good with the rubber suits. It doesn't really pull of that well, unless they're going for the "big boned" look.

The film should take more inspiration from the game AVP 2, because that rocked. So in the next film I expect to see none of this Celtic Predator bullshit. I want light predators, heavy predators and assult predators, straight from the game. An essential prop for the next film has to be the speargun! Why? Because theres a decent chance that they might release a replica prop! And all the crazy merchandise has been one of the best things about the films so far.

Yeah, yeah....same on prettymuch all of what you just said, the only exception being that in AVP, they did have both the Alien and Pred as live actors. I only think for short scenes, of course, but when the 'Celtic' Predator was brawling with the alien that gets the grid scarring from the net, they had several sections that were part cgi but actually, in majority, live action.

Yeah.

baby arm · Post by **baby arm** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 1:52 am

I'd have the predators sitting round the biggest cgi table you've ever seen, while one of them tells jokes and makes the others laugh until there sick. And then we zoom out and the table is floating in a bubble, flying through space and lands on the moon. So all the predators go out and enter a special prison they keep aliens in and also paul walker. So anyway, they walk round the prison and are doing experiments on the aliens to make them even more stronger than before when suddenly the super strong alien (made of metal) breaks out and then frees all the other aliens!

Anyway all the predators are overrun except a few so they run back into the bubble and some aliens also get in, and the bubble flies into earth and crashes in....rome! yup, it's set in olden days. Anyway the predators run out and get chased by the aliens, but they manage to make it to a castle. And caeser is there and he doesn't know whats going on, but they communicate telepathically and it turns out that predators and humans were once friends and built the pyramids to communicate with the aliens, but the aliens turned evil so the predators had to fight them in the space war. Anyway, the predators have to get to the pyramids to escape earth and shit, so caeser and some of his knights get on a boat while rome is overrun by aliens, and sail across to egypt. There they meet cleopatra, and her and caeser have a game of ancient chess and you see her tits. Then caeser starts sucking her nipples and they start having sex but a chestburster comes out of her chest as she has been growing aliens in the pyramids (as a bit of moon had landed there). so caeser and some predators go in the ancient pyramids which are actually new. Oh and they arent pyramids, they are giant cubes as revealed in the end that they fold open and turn into spaceships. So anyway, they kill all the aliens and caeser has to disguse as an alien to get to the alien queen and just as she figures out hes human he cuts off her face with a bronze sword. Also paul walker is here. Anyway when the predators leave they give caeser a revolver from the wild west and him and paul are buddies but then paul walker is stabbed through the chest by...METAL ALIEN. Then caeser and metal alien fight on top of a pyramid, while the predators circle around as they notice loads more aliens so start to shoot them all. Anyway, caeser shoots off the aliens tail and starts to wrestle it, then they roll down the pyramids and go into tha dust...Then we see some roman soldiers going through the rubble and caeser is lying, bollock naked on loads of sand. The end.

The film should have the most extreme violence ever, like if someone gets punched in the face it goes into bullet time and you zoom in right on there eye, then it goes into x-ray mode and you see the orbit of there eye shatter, then it goes into normal mode and the eye flies out. And then it should replay it from different angles, but split screen. Then reverse. Also when cleopatra dies, it should happen in super fast motion with a techno soundtrack, and go in high contrast. Also caeser should get covered in blood, but he also gets some alien blood on his chest and it really sizzles and just focuses on the flesh burning for a full 20 seconds while you hear him screaming in 5.1 surround sound while they play really low decible noises to make the audience feel sick. Also the predators should be in rubber suits, but also hire dancers from new york so you get a real sense of there acrobatics.

Here's 20 million dollars. Go make me that movie.
I never actually saw AVP because I was afraid it would color my happy memories of the Alien movies and the AVP games.

Mr. Teatime · Post by **Mr. Teatime** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 9:02 am

It was made by Paul Anderson which was a shame, becuase I really like Event Horizon... I think it's a great film... but everything else Anderson's done has been kind of like Uwe Boll.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 10:56 am

Two hours of peanut butter, lawl.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 11:07 am

Megatron's script is brilliant, the makers should definitely go for it

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:15 pm

everybody bleeds... it's how you cut them that matters yo

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:21 pm

I thought we've already got rid of Danny.

Baby Arm, you were completely right on NOT going to see AvP.
I did a terrbile mistake and went to the cinema. I was so fucking angry for the bastardising of Alien movies, games, and wasting my time and money to boot.