Grindhouse, bitches

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:16 pm

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:48 pm

propably the best movie ever. m203pegleggedkillerbitches. gore. splater. rock 'n roll and killings. looked like zombies too. pure awesomeness. glorifying violence should be taught from the 1st grade. Ja!

Kizmiaz · Post by **Kizmiaz** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 6:11 am

Kinda "From Dusk 'til Dawn 2" but with zombies?
Anyway, we get to see Denny Trejo in a fake trailer...

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 6:21 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlKUPBfzIXw

That link should actually work

Kizmiaz · Post by **Kizmiaz** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 6:47 am

Only if you're over 18 and regged.

This one doesn't bother.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 8:33 am

Tarantino and Rodriguez are like those two annoying anime geeks in your math class who wouldn't shut the hell up about how awesome the latest volume of Ranma 1/2 was, only now they're grown adults with too much money.

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 3:06 pm

Only at the end of the day one of them directed Pulp Fiction instead of, not unlike you, going home and jerking off. Past Pulp Fiction and Jackie Brown, however, I couldn't give a fuck about either one of them, Rodriquez especially.

Frater Perdurabo · Post by **Frater Perdurabo** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 3:26 pm

Aonaran wrote:Only at the end of the day one of them directed Pulp Fiction instead of, not unlike you, going home and jerking off. Past Pulp Fiction and Jackie Brown, however, I couldn't give a fuck about either one of them, Rodriquez especially.

Vouch.

I think that Tarantino understood that there is no point in making time-consuming, awesome movies (Pulp Fiction), for the little more intelligent, if you can just cater shit (Kill Bill) for retards and everyone will go and see it on the double.

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 4:15 pm

dear santa. ive behaved very good this year so i have an additional wish to that previous total nuclear holocaust-wish: nazi-zombies in the 50's movie. with all violence ever discovered. with tarantino as the director. and a shitload of nukes and gasmask highschool sex in bunkers and patti smith - rock 'n roll swell guy as the end title after everybody dies. thanks in advance santa. youre the greatest.

holiday wishes, vx trauma

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 10:25 pm

Frater wrote:I think that Tarantino understood that there is no point in making time-consuming, awesome movies (Pulp Fiction), for the little more intelligent, if you can just cater shit (Kill Bill) for retards and everyone will go and see it on the double.

Kill Bill took longer to make than Pulp Fiction, and it was more expensive.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 10:41 pm

dear sir, it seems as though you have missed the general jist of frater's post entirely.

but you would, wouldn't you?

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 11:15 pm

He said Tarantino took to making cheap, disposable crap instead of well-crafted films. Kill Bill wasn't cheap and took longer to film than his earlier movies. His argument fails. And Pulp Fiction still sucks.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 11:22 pm

he didn't mean it monetarywise but rather that the films are of any use for the film nerds who actually give a shit

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:43 am

Subhuman wrote:Tarantino and Rodriguez are like those two annoying anime geeks in your math class who wouldn't shut the hell up about how awesome the latest volume of Ranma 1/2 was, only now they're grown adults with too much money.

I still stand by this, but I kinda want to see the movie now.

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:56 am

Subhuman wrote:Tarantino and Rodriguez are like those two annoying anime geeks in your math class who wouldn't shut the hell up about how awesome the latest volume of Ranma 1/2 was, only now they're grown adults with too much money.

That shit is priceless! That perfectly describes those two fucks. I saw an interview with them together for this movie and I thought they were gonna start jerkin off about these corny old grindhouse movies that nobody cares about. "They're the greatest!" Tarantino shouts. Rodriguez replies " Oh yes oh god yes those sexy memories of seeing grindhouse movies! And seeing as our movie will be the be-all-and -end-all of grindhouse type movies we decided to just name it Grindhouse. Because we admired their efforts but we are now the greatest!"

Frater Perdurabo · Post by **Frater Perdurabo** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 8:57 am

Subhuman wrote:
Subhuman wrote:Tarantino and Rodriguez are like those two annoying anime geeks in your math class who wouldn't shut the hell up about how awesome the latest volume of Ranma 1/2 was, only now they're grown adults with too much money.
I still stand by this, but I kinda want to see the movie now.

You're still wrong, by the way.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 9:40 am

So Tarantino and Rodriguez aren't geeks? What planet are you on?

AnneGwish · Post by **AnneGwish** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:49 am

You know what's got me turned off on Tarantino? The dumbshit's got an original 35mm copy of "Manos: The Hands of Fate" and thinks it's one of the best things ever...

For the uninitiated, "Manos" is arguably the worst movie ever made. And I'm not talking 'good' bad, as in laughable B movie. I'm talking fuckin painful bad. Rip your eyes out of your sockets without blinking bad.

The only real reason for Tarantino's success is because he 'invented' the disjointed method of storytelling with Pulp Fiction. Toss in pop culture references that no one gives a shit about, and suddenly everyone's got a fuckin boner for his movies. I can't fucking figure it out.

And Rodriguez? What the fuck man? I'd rather be anally raped by a chainsaw than sit through any of his movies And no, Sin City doesn't count as one of his movies. That credit goes entirely to Frank Miller. Roddy was just the fuckin monkey with a camera, not to mention he went from that IMMEDIATELY back in to making the shittiest 'kids movies' ever put to screen. He made fuckin Barney look like goddamned cinematic excellence.

In short. No, I'm not going to pay to see this, and I have strong doubts I'm even going to bother wasting precious bandwidth or HDD space on it.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:30 pm

My problem is that Deathproof looks fairly decent while Planet Horror looks pretty mehish. I don't really wanna see Planet Horror but it's a 2 for 1 so what should I do? Obviousily not see either of them or just download Deathproof, but still. Shit sucks.

Edit: Why couldn't "Hobo with a Shotgun" be made instead?

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:47 pm

Kizmiaz wrote:Only if you're over 18 and regged.
This one doesn't bother.

It's the Juggernaut, Bitch!