Teaching kids to fight back against classroom invaders

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What about a better school system so students don't get mad and shoot everyone?

Why always the violence? What the fuck is wrong with you yankees?

Best solution:

Chop your children's hands off so they can't hold guns.
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nah that doesn't work. just have 2 to a classroom, lessons through television. cameras in every hall, bulletproof glass.
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Kashluk wrote: "meat wall is the peak of military tactics in history of man".

"Meat Wall"

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Megatron wrote:nah that doesn't work. just have 2 to a classroom, lessons through television. cameras in every hall, bulletproof glass.
One of the colleges near here has televised lecture rooms. You can see the teacher and the teacher can see you, but like most of the advanced shit they put in school I doubt they rarely use it. Like some shcool will put fiber optics internet wires all over but their system is so cluddered with shit that it doesn't make any difference.

Also it wasnt for security purposes it was to be able to teach more kids at once $$$.
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Wolfman Walt wrote:Actually, that'd be if your enemy was on the A-Team. If I remember correctly, them guys shot a hell of a lot of shots, yet.........no one died from it.
they sure knew how to hit car tires though, car tire shooting :dance:
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Dreadnought wrote:What about a better school system so students don't get mad and shoot everyone?
It's generally not the school system that causes children to be go on shooting rampages; most of it comes from their peers. In almost every case I can remember, the shooters were ostricized from the rest of their peers pretty much, with the exception of a few close friends, and were taunted for the most part. Most studies suggest that the school shooting is the shooters method of adjusting his social level from "loser" to "Arnold Fucking Schwarzenegger" minus the muscles.
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I know that I would hold a much higher opinion of Arnold Fucking Schwarzenegger if he tooled around shooting up schools on a habitual basis.

As for this quaint approach, I approve and applaud. Less humans cannot be anything but good. :drunk:
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Wolfman Walt wrote:
Dreadnought wrote:What about a better school system so students don't get mad and shoot everyone?
It's generally not the school system that causes children to be go on shooting rampages; most of it comes from their peers. In almost every case I can remember, the shooters were ostricized from the rest of their peers pretty much, with the exception of a few close friends, and were taunted for the most part. Most studies suggest that the school shooting is the shooters method of adjusting his social level from "loser" to "Arnold Fucking Schwarzenegger" minus the muscles.
And let's don't forget about Counter Strike! #1 Reason for killing your classmates.

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Redeye wrote:
Kashluk wrote: "meat wall is the peak of military tactics in history of man".

"Meat Wall"

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Kjøttvegg. :salute:
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KGB Barrage Battallions.

Good way to dispose of rednecks.

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Post by Zebul »

I think the best way to deal with theese schoolshootings would be to give every kid a gun and to train them to use it propertly. The teachers could get a submachinegun.

Ofcourse the kids would have to leave the guns in the classroom on the breaks, otherwise they might start to shoot eachother.
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and the quarterback of the schoolteam would get a rpg.
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vx trauma wrote:and the quarterback of the schoolteam would get a rpg.
The game is played on a minefield.
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vx trauma wrote:and the quarterback of the schoolteam would get a rpg.

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