Mafia, Mammoths, Mad Scientists

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 4:49 am

[ Film & TV -> Update ]

Disgraced South Korean stem cell scientist
Professor Hwang Woo-suk says he spent private donations for research to
pay the Russian mafia for mammoth tissues to clone extinct species.

Hwang, once celebrated as a national hero, was indicted in May on
charges of fraud and embezzlement after prosecutors said he was the
mastermind of <a href="http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/stor ... 010.htm">a scheme to make it look like his team had produced stem
cells through cloning human embryos</a>.
"Do you know how hard it is to secure four or five animal ovaries at
butcher shops? You need to keep the workers there happy," he says.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 5:17 am

Frater Perdurabo · Post by **Frater Perdurabo** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 2:21 pm

ApTyp's back!

How's the quitting going?

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 5:00 pm

what was he addicted to again?

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 5:06 pm

crack? better that than alcohol and smoking. ja. :methsaurus:

Icabod · Post by **Icabod** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:19 pm

vx trauma wrote:crack? better that than alcohol and smoking. ja. :methsaurus:

:squip:

DaC-Sniper · Post by **DaC-Sniper** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:37 pm

I thought North Korea is the bad guy.

Sourth Korea furry pussy.

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 12:57 pm

South Korea is fucking best country ever, dolt.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:22 pm

A short while ago, I watched a Korean film which prominently featured infanticidal cannibalism. It was brilliant. I would endorse it, would that I could recall the title. Ehue.

Post by **King of Creation** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 9:59 pm

Worst newspost of the month.

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:05 pm

Ben Sisko wrote:Worst newspost of the month.

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:06 pm

Ben Sisko wrote:Worst newspost of the month.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:17 pm

nonsense. best newspost of the month. ban ben sisko at once.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 5:24 pm

Ben Sisko wrote:Worst newspost of the month.

Ironically this contains as much Fallout 3 information as the average Fallout 3 news item.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:17 pm

ApTyp wrote:[ Film & TV -> Update ] Disgraced South Korean stem cell scientist
Professor Hwang Woo-suk says he spent private donations for research to
pay the Russian mafia for mammoth tissues to clone extinct species. 
 
Hwang, once celebrated as a national hero, was indicted in May on
charges of fraud and embezzlement after prosecutors said he was the
mastermind of <a href="http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/stor ... 010.htm">a scheme to make it look like his team had produced stem
cells through cloning human embryos</a>.
"Do you know how hard it is to secure four or five animal ovaries at
butcher shops? You need to keep the workers there happy," he says.

This is why we need more women in science.
Especially slutty ones with no maternal instinct.
Then they could set up little "science covens" and take turns getting
pregnant. Use their built-in biomanufacturing capabilities in the name of
"progress".

"Who wants to kick-start my biofactory?"
"Me! Me! Me! Me!"
Plenty of volunteers.

Duck and Cover

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