i am not 25

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 11:58 am

i am a 700 year old vietnam veteran coming back for one last mission

Fa11lloutfan_15 · Post by **Fa11lloutfan_15** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:25 pm

Haha, I'm older than Dreadnought.

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:44 pm

wtf is going on

- any thread that accounts for this shit? I bet it's DU being phunney again

edit: ok found the 'explanation'

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:58 pm

ja. the end is here. prepare your crowbar and think about the best exitplan if the zombies overrun you.

Gwenfloor · Post by **Gwenfloor** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:22 pm

BEST. PICTURE. EVER.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:08 pm

I don't understand the banana.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:31 pm

the banana is a phallus, just like the rifle. both are emptied. so is the man's head.

MadBill · Post by **MadBill** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:25 pm

Thor Kaufman wrote:rifle

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:47 pm

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:17 am

PiP wrote:ok found the 'explanation'

explain...

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:29 am

Thor Kaufman wrote:the banana is a phallus, just like the rifle. both are emptied. so is the man's head.

So, logically, the man's phallus is emptied within his pants as well.

Before or after the head wound? I would wager simultaneously.

Suicidal orgasm. Or: suicide as the ultimate orgasm.

Edit: also auto-fellatio.

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:04 am

Jesus Christ wrote:
PiP wrote:ok found the 'explanation'
explain...

DU

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:06 am

many people also say the penis equals the cerebral cortex, so in a sense it's all buttfuck and jerkoff

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:10 am

The penis as a counterpart to the brain?

Perhaps seat of "animal" subconscious urges?

Intellectual masturbation no different from the real thing. Therefore, perhaps physical masturbation of the brain (as a counterpart to the penis) taken to it's ultimate, violent, conclusion.

How about intellectual masturbation of the penis? What violent conclusion can we find here?

An eaten banana?

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:12 am

nigga pweaz, this is not an art forum

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:22 am

I imagine an art forum wouldn't be able to handle the particular DAC avant garde.

Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:19 am

Thor Kaufman wrote:the banana is a phallus, just like the rifle. both are emptied. so is the man's head.

Actually, the banana is there as a reference to old slapstick movies, telling the audience that this whole thingy is just slapstick the artsy way.
The enjoyment can not just be found in the slapstick itself & the long and well planned execution of his suicide, but also the fact that he did it at an art exhibit.

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:13 am

Holy shit how old am I? And what is my level? Can I cast Magic Missile?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:49 pm

Yes, but you can send more magic missiles at higher levels.

box · Post by **box** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:03 pm

I'm actually surprised I'm considered as old as I am, honestly.

Also, that guy reminds me of the suicidal housewife from Delicatessen. Also, what about acid arrow and knock?