Newsposter Update

Post by **King of Creation** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:15 pm

<strong>[ Community -> Update ]</strong>

We have a new Newsposter on the DAC team. Everyone welcome <a href="http://www.duckandcover.cx/forums/profi ... ile&u=3845" target="_self">Urizen</a>! He drank the koolaid.

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:30 pm

so now we get to read more naughty newspeak than before. wonderful news. gongrabulations on the job urizen.

Fa11lloutfan_15 · Post by **Fa11lloutfan_15** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:37 pm

He might be Norwegian but he is certainly one of the better ones. :an die freude: :brotherhood of man:

Cthulhugoat · Post by **Cthulhugoat** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:56 pm

A true patriot.

DaC-Sniper · Post by **DaC-Sniper** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:32 pm

Cthulhu wrote:A true patriot.

We will see.

The holy DaC should keep the intruders out. Isolating us from society, making our own rules, part 2: Weltherrschaft!

Urizen · Post by **Urizen** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:24 pm

thanks guys, it's nice to finally get some appreciation for the many long hours i've invested into spamming this place. i've also noticed that we've been a bit low on goatse lately, at least on the front page, and that situation will now get a chane to be corrected, thanks to yours truly. thanks for the vote of confidence and for the nice comments!

Post by **King of Creation** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:57 am

Stop gloating and start posting news!

Frater Perdurabo · Post by **Frater Perdurabo** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:26 am

Needs more tubgirl.

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:03 am

King of Creation wrote:Stop gloating and start posting news!

baby arm · Post by **baby arm** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:07 am

Does this mean I'll finally get all the Connie Chung coverage I've been craving?

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:28 am

vx trauma wrote:so now we get to read more naughty newspeak than before. wonderful news. gongrabulations on the job urizen.

:osprey:

frissy · Post by **frissy** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:37 pm

So, where's the porn? Where is the ultimate community qualifying test? The 1st NEWS POST?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:05 pm

The first gay newsposter on DAC

Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:06 pm

S4ur0n27 wrote:The first gay newsposter on DAC

:ehue:
and suddenly Mmrw is straight.
Or maybe he just isnt a newposter. I can't keep track of everyone.

aptyp posts news about ded ppl tho.
and he's gay.
Fondles the kettle so to say.
And I bet lark munches the occational twat. More often than not even.

Fa11lloutfan_15 · Post by **Fa11lloutfan_15** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:37 pm

I thought Lark was a woman?

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:45 pm

teeth wrote:I thought Lark was a woman?

if(gender = female && munching twat = true) {
gay = true;
}

boolean logick mang.

frissy · Post by **frissy** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:57 pm

I know this is "useless" spamming, but that shit is too confusing...I must be out from the gay-community. I must find my inner lesbianism (becoming a manly-gay would be too gay, and lesbians are hot. Maybe I can convert them!

Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:54 pm

atoga wrote:
teeth wrote:I thought Lark was a woman?
if(gender = female && munching twat = true) {
gay = true;
}

boolean logick mang.

And wrong actually.
That wouldn't compile.
Use ==.
When you use = you just set gender to female and twat to true within the
if. And thus its always true.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:10 pm

well sorry to offend son, though i don't actually use java or anything of that sort

point duly noted though

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:22 pm

she is munching on my twat right now, extra pepperoni