All my friends are gone. :emo:

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 6:25 pm

Wow..It doesn't take much to get rid of friends you've had for more than 10 years. Just get married, have a good job, buy a nice house, and start a family, and all your old friends will just vanish. I don't even have a drinkin' buddy anymore. (Last good friend officially disowned me yesterday). Fuckers.

Fa11lloutfan_15 · Post by **Fa11lloutfan_15** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 6:29 pm

ExtremeRyno wrote:(Last good friend officially disowned me yesterday).

For your doing what?

Frater Perdurabo · Post by **Frater Perdurabo** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 7:04 pm

Here, have a fat

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 7:25 pm

As soon as you start dating, you loose friends. That's the law of social nature.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 7:43 pm

ExtremeRyno wrote:I don't even have a drinkin' buddy anymore. (Last good friend officially disowned me yesterday). Fuckers.

"I'm sorry, Ryno, I just can't hang with you anymore. All we ever talk about now is your wife, your kids, your mortgage, what kind of lawnmower you're going to buy...I can't take it. I just want to get drunk and fuck random chicks at the bar like the old days. Like the old days, Ryno. You've...you've changed, man. I'm sorry."

[Sad music plays.]

DaC-Sniper · Post by **DaC-Sniper** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:12 pm

WE are your friends.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:58 pm

TinyTeeth wrote:
ExtremeRyno wrote:(Last good friend officially disowned me yesterday).
For your doing what?

Actually, because I invited him over to my house to hang out and he realized..."Holy shit, Ryno's the only one in our group that has a life" and after about ten minutes he headed for the door.

It was the little squirley guy that was the best man at my wedding.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 10:17 pm

I find friendships have a lifespan. Maybe this guy will come around eventually - if he was your best man he must be a good friend - but if not, dem's the breaks.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:21 am

divorce your wife and move out

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:32 am

Who needs friends, you have Duck and Cover.

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:28 pm

yeah. laws of the nature. you have to venture out of your hamlet ryno. do recreational drugs, drink vomit, tell (really)dirty jokes about necrophilia. and zang, you have your 'friends' back for that evening. your good life really scares away them. so wear that rat jacket when you leave the house for an evening out with the boys.

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:34 pm

The only friend I need is the girl who plays with my dick. She's beautiful. Friends are over-rated

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:41 pm

ExtremeRyno wrote:Just get married, have a good job, buy a nice house, and start a family

Then it's your own damn fault, BREEDER.

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:04 pm

hey Ryno buddy, you can come over to my place and we'll have something to drink

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:21 pm

I spoke too soon. One of my friends I've not talked to in about 8 months just called saying he's gonna get hitched....So now we're going to hit the range on Wednesday and blow some smurfs away.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:14 am

"Blow some Smurfs away."

Serifan · Post by **Serifan** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:48 am

Ryno I feel your pain.

No really I do because the same thing has happened to me. I got a wife a house and two kids and slowly I have lost all my close friends.

I think it is time to do this to the family

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:13 am

Dogmeatlives wrote:The only friend I need is the girl who plays with my dick. She's beautiful. Friends are over-rated

Fhjull · Post by **Fhjull** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:15 pm

Dogmeatlives wrote:The only friend I need is the girl who plays with my dick. She's beautiful. Friends are over-rated

My male friends play with my dick.

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:46 pm

Redeye wrote:"Blow some Smurfs away."

just came 3 times a row. :hat_trick:

Duck and Cover

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