People are mailing gifts and things to my ex

Urizen · Post by **Urizen** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:14 am

Why? He has a blog. So i need to get myself a blog too, because I want gifts. So, inspired by my ex's shitty blog (which people only visit because he posts nude pics of himself), and also by teat's excellent gaming blog, I decided to get one for myself. This is where you guys come in. I need ideas for things to write about in this blog of mine. I thought maybe i'd do something about the HoMM franchise, but that's my only idea so far. Once again, I turn to you guys for aid. Don't let me down, keep those ideas coming!

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:20 am

negro, I thought you were halfway clever. So, dispense with the BS and don't make a blog. Blogs are the scourge of the internets.
If you really want to make the interberry a worse wasteland, though, make pals or sth, ask Darryl for help

Subhuman isn't really gay

Urizen · Post by **Urizen** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:26 am

i allready know all that, but i don't care. does the interberry really need ANOTHER idiot blog? of course not, but i'm making one anyway. it'll give me a chance to work on my writing, if nothing else. so come on, thor, don't be like that.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:27 am

i think you should pick a random hobby youve never done before and have the blog timeline you first researching to eventually become the worlds best skateboarder or whatever. you might even get a tv show about it. if you do you have to call it 'sub hugh, man!'

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:28 am

Just blog about adventures you would like to have as if you were actually experiencing them.

Plagiarize, fabricate, and embellish to a ludicrous degree.

Write about your transformation from pollywog to shellback in the Merchant Marine as you crossed the equator the first time.

Write about the time you did heroin.

Write about attending a "canned hunt" in a wheelchair.

...and so on...

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 6:23 am

Where's your ex's blog? You know, for research purposes.

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:50 am

I am going to set up Subhuman with Urizen.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:14 am

Redeye wrote:Write about the time you did heroin.

What about writing a blog while high on heroin? Content granted!

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:00 am

One-upmanship, eh ?

When rank, vapid nudity is insufficient ?

Rank, vapid, deviant sex acts !

Writing irrelevant.

Alternatively, you could host an image of the holocaust within your eyes, coupled with a recording of your voice, and let that work for you.

Alternatively, you could sabotage the efforts of your repugnant rival. If lacking the necessary knowledge and ability to do so, purchasing them through rank, vapid, deviant sex acts or the orbiting cataclysm.

Alternatively, you could realise the desperation, foolishness and apple pie responsible for your inquiry, here, of all holes ?

I'LL . . . WHY, I'LL SPAWN AND MAINTAIN A JESUSFUCKINGCOCKCHRISTING TUMOURÃ‚Â¹ OF A BLOG, OF ALL THINGS ! YES ! ABOUT COMPUTER GAMES ! THAT'LL CERTAINLY ROPE IN THEÃ‚Â² ADORATION AND OBSESSION OF INTERNATIONAL MOOKS, LEWD PROPOSITIONS, NAIL BOMBS AND PRETTY, SHINY, PRETTY THINGS !

Daft.

vASIKKa wrote:What about writing a blog while high on heroin? Content granted!

Undaft.

Ã‚Â¹If I were a malicious rather than compassionate soul, I would implore Sutekh to manifest His ire within your form in and of such, rather than allow your spite upon poor, bruised Internet. Yes. Fortunate you.

Ã‚Â²My lawyer cohorts assure me that I am in no way culpable in the event of adoration/obsession of international (or local, especially local) mooks, lewd propositions, nail bombs, pretty, shiny, pretty things (especially pretty, shiny, pretty things) and other (dis)similar (un)savoury consequences of daftness. Yes.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:09 am

you could write a gay blog with all kinds of sexual practices, how you experience farts, a shit to educate the public about gay life

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:50 am

Make a cock-book and post it on your blog, with stories.

DaC-Sniper · Post by **DaC-Sniper** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:55 pm

Urizen wrote:Why? He has a blog. So i need to get myself a blog too, because I want gifts. So, inspired by my ex's shitty blog (which people only visit because he posts nude pics of himself), and also by teat's excellent gaming blog, I decided to get one for myself. This is where you guys come in. I need ideas for things to write about in this blog of mine. I thought maybe i'd do something about the HoMM franchise, but that's my only idea so far. Once again, I turn to you guys for aid. Don't let me down, keep those ideas coming!

fuck you. write news

Urizen · Post by **Urizen** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:07 pm

look at my most recent post, will you. i've only been a newsie for a few weeks, and i'm allready scraping the barrel

Urizen · Post by **Urizen** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:58 pm

Subhuman wrote:Where's your ex's blog? You know, for research purposes.

http://sipho.livejournal.com/

click photography and then skin for the nudes. i'm assuming that's what you're after. if you don't like skinny dudes, stay out.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:50 pm

Cripes, and I thought I was skinny. He also reeks of pretentiousness. You sure know how to pick 'em!

The world doesn't need another idiot blog, no. But sometimes writing can be the best form of therapy, if you don't abuse the medium too much (ie. post after post of "you guys, i'm so bored"). If everyone else on the planet is doing it you might as well join in the fray, but if you actually want readers, you need to write about stuff that might perchance hold some interest for other people.

And your ex is getting gifts because he's probably a skank, not because he has a blog.

Fhjull · Post by **Fhjull** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:52 pm

Urizen wrote:
Subhuman wrote:Where's your ex's blog? You know, for research purposes.
http://sipho.livejournal.com/

click photography and then skin for the nudes. i'm assuming that's what you're after. if you don't like skinny dudes, stay out.

hot twink :gay:

Fhjull · Post by **Fhjull** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:57 pm

why dont you just post naked pictures of yourself

Post by **Alexander** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:11 am

[bible]

Cthulhugoat · Post by **Cthulhugoat** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:22 am

I mourn for the niggas. Frankie Muniz is one dangerous type.

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:45 am

Subhuman wrote:He also reeks of pretentiousness.

WOOO WOOO! irony train coming into the station

i didnt know urizen was gay?

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