The Thread Of Jokes

TNP · Post by **TNP** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:27 am

A urologist in the family, huh? How many other people in your family like to look at balls?

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:30 pm

One of these days, TNP... ZANG! ZOOM! Straight to the Urologist!

Maybe I'm sort of too old for making fun of the most important doctor a man can imagine... maybe you're not a man... whatever:

Imagine you're suffering. Not from a headache. Not from a broken leg. Or other childish shit...
Imagine you're suffering, because your most precious possesion is busted... infected... or gave up it's usual functions due to the fact that you're old (you'll know what I mean when you're 45).
That's the day where you're gonna think:
"SHIT!"

And you're gonna go to a Urologist. And you're gonna remember the day I wrote this, when I pointed out your ignorance and stupidity, and humiliated you in front of yourself and your future.

Then you're maybe gonna get fixed by an operation or two or some medication... and you're gonna feel the relief and the freedom you gained back.
That's about the point where you'll realize that I didn't humiliate you in front of yourself, but that I gave you the best advise you'll ever get:

RESPECT UROLOGIST! THEY'LL FIX YOUR DICK ONE DAY!

So feel free to spread the word amongst other high school kids (your previous reaction indicates that you're a high school kiddie) and maybe you'll live your life without regret and never meet my friends Chlamydia, Gonococus and Hank a.k.a. ERECTILE DISFUNCTION.

Good luck, youngster.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:36 pm

Stainless wrote:How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?
LETS ALL GO RIDE BIKES!!!!!

good one

TNP · Post by **TNP** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:44 pm

Dreadnought wrote:One of these days, TNP... ZANG! ZOOM! Straight to the Urologist!

Maybe I'm sort of too old for making fun of the most important doctor a man can imagine... maybe you're not a man... whatever:

Imagine you're suffering. Not from a headache. Not from a broken leg. Or other childish shit...
Imagine you're suffering, because your most precious possesion is busted... infected... or gave up it's usual functions due to the fact that you're old (you'll know what I mean when you're 45).
That's the day where you're gonna think:
"SHIT!"

And you're gonna go to a Urologist. And you're gonna remember the day I wrote this, when I pointed out your ignorance and stupidity, and humiliated you in front of yourself and your future.

Then you're maybe gonna get fixed by an operation or two or some medication... and you're gonna feel the relief and the freedom you gained back.
That's about the point where you'll realize that I didn't humiliate you in front of yourself, but that I gave you the best advise you'll ever get:

RESPECT UROLOGIST! THEY'LL FIX YOUR DICK ONE DAY!

So feel free to spread the word amongst other high school kids (your previous reaction indicates that you're a high school kiddie) and maybe you'll live your life without regret and never meet my friends Chlamydia, Gonococus and Hank a.k.a. ERECTILE DISFUNCTION.

Good luck, youngster.

Awwwwww. Isn't it so cute to see some old dude get all worked up over a stupid forum post (in the thread of jokes, no less).

WAAAAA!!! TNP makes fun of people who fiddle with dicks and make TONS of money doing it!

Oh man this is too damn funny. I'm sure I will be grateful some day, but right now I can only laugh and laugh at some middle-aged/aging man blabbering (on a computer game forum) about old dicks not working.

It's ok, you can still take it in the ass though

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:02 pm

I'm 22, you orangutan.

Joke:

What does a blind man who walks by a fish shop say?

- Hey ladies! How'ya doin'?

mr.Zahn · Post by **mr.Zahn** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:19 pm

Dreadnought wrote:
Joke:

Thanks for clearing that up!

Fa11lloutfan_15 · Post by **Fa11lloutfan_15** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:26 pm

Dreadnought wrote:One of these days, TNP... ZANG! ZOOM! Straight to the Urologist!

Maybe I'm sort of too old for making fun of the most important doctor a man can imagine... maybe you're not a man... whatever:

Imagine you're suffering. Not from a headache. Not from a broken leg. Or other childish shit...
Imagine you're suffering, because your most precious possesion is busted... infected... or gave up it's usual functions due to the fact that you're old (you'll know what I mean when you're 45).
That's the day where you're gonna think:
"SHIT!"

And you're gonna go to a Urologist. And you're gonna remember the day I wrote this, when I pointed out your ignorance and stupidity, and humiliated you in front of yourself and your future.

Then you're maybe gonna get fixed by an operation or two or some medication... and you're gonna feel the relief and the freedom you gained back.
That's about the point where you'll realize that I didn't humiliate you in front of yourself, but that I gave you the best advise you'll ever get:

RESPECT UROLOGIST! THEY'LL FIX YOUR DICK ONE DAY!

So feel free to spread the word amongst other high school kids (your previous reaction indicates that you're a high school kiddie) and maybe you'll live your life without regret and never meet my friends Chlamydia, Gonococus and Hank a.k.a. ERECTILE DISFUNCTION.

Good luck, youngster.

haahahahahahahahahahaha

You have surpassed yourself once more, Dreadnought.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:04 pm

Dreadnought wrote:I'm 22, you orangutan.

And I'm 19, let's have sex, you silly chimpanzee!

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:07 pm

i'm 19 but i'm afraid i'm a homo sapien, any of you fools up for some kinky interspecies chit?

Fa11lloutfan_15 · Post by **Fa11lloutfan_15** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:34 pm

if alexander is right then i am a jew, lower than a rat and required by the nuremberg laws to always write with lowercase letters.

Post by **Alexander** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:44 pm

Dreadnaught wrote:Shit

Dreadnaught, I bet TNP knows whom he needs to visit if he has problems.
You are not old, or mature, or smart for that matter... You are not impressing anyone with your excessive knowledge of urologists. Admit it - you don't have a urologist in your family, you know so much because of your need to frequent them so often. So stop pretending and shut up or, better yet, leave.

Nice way of ruining a [previously] funny thread, asshole.

Joke:

Edit:

TinyTeeth wrote:if alexander is right then i am a jew, lower than a rat and required by the nuremberg laws to always write with lowercase letters. :sadblinky:

What are you on about, little jew? Tell us of what you are doing in Christiania, instead. That is in no way Sweden, from which you claim to originate...

Antimeasure · Post by **Antimeasure** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 9:21 pm

Make this sticky

Fa11lloutfan_15 · Post by **Fa11lloutfan_15** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 9:52 pm

Alexander wrote:What are you on about, little jew?

Why are you always so full of hate, Alexander? Did your lover run into the machine guns during WWI just to get away from you and left you unable to get over it to this day?

Alexander wrote:Tell us of what you are doing in Christiania, instead. That is in no way Sweden, from which you claim to originate...

Fuck you. If you are a genius enough to know where it is then you are surely that enough for the rest as well. Now go back to hell and continue rotting.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 10:10 pm

flowers, please

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 10:39 pm

Antimeasure wrote:Make this sticky

CloudNineGT · Post by **CloudNineGT** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:56 pm

Whats sad about a car full of swell guy driving off a cliff into the ocean?

They were my friends.

BUH-DUM!

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:01 pm

aim:goim?screenname=cloudninekill&message=Parle+francois?

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:23 am

If I'd want to impress you with something, a Urologist would be the last thing I'd try to do it with.

Btw, your emo post was all like... "OMFG I'M SO JEALOUS! I'M GONNA FUCKING CRY! DREADNOUGHT, YOU BAD BAD BOY, YOU!" ...so piss of with your underage hostility, get a job, a life, heterosexual parents who don't eat dogfeces and talk to them, so you don't have to post your shit on the internet.

Edit: Maybe you're scared, that someone might find out about this bad fungus you got last year?

Anyway, Alexander, you failed to get the whole point of what I said. Reconsider your life.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:35 am

fuck fellas, can you give it up with the "i bet you have no life" and the "no u, pathetic faget" refutations please? it's just a big bowl o' bullshit blanket statements which makes for a boring read; if i wanted that i'd go flame some of the whiny hipsters on the vice message boards

may the most interesting posters win, and the others be forgotten because they were boring and selfobsessed :muhammad:

but chyeah, dac is going to shit

Serifan · Post by **Serifan** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:45 am

but chyeah, dac is going to shit

Umm this is a Fallout fan community it was never going to be anything more than shit