Symbolic poster comparison

TelemachusSneezed · Post by **TelemachusSneezed** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:43 pm

This forum needs a symbolic mathematics add-on so that we can make more complex comparisons of posters. Saying things like "Poster X > Poster Y" is getting boring. I demand the right to say things like the "the partial derivative of Poster X with respect to sigma is proportional to the integral of Poster Y from -infinity to 1."

EDIT: ""the partial derivative of Poster X with respect to sigma is proportional to the integral of Poster Y from -infinity to 1 over theta." See how hard it is using only words?

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:04 pm

This is why we can't have nice things.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:12 pm

who is poster x.

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:48 pm

Megatron wrote:who is poster x.

Poster x is equal to poster y minus seven point three two units of angst times average posts per day divided by the level of charm of the respondent (poster a).

TelemachusSneezed · Post by **TelemachusSneezed** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:18 pm

Subhuman wrote:This is why we can't have nice things.

G*ddamnit Subhuman, clarify, clarify!

Jesus Christ wrote:Poster x is equal to poster y minus seven point three two units of angst times average posts per day divided by the level of charm of the respondent (poster a).

Jesus can do it, but it's hard to live up to his example all the time.

Hence we need symbolic math on this forum. I have a lot of theories I would like to present, but I'm concerned about not being able to clearly demonstrate the meanings of my postulates and lemmas concerning other posters.

Urizen · Post by **Urizen** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:26 pm

EDIT: this topic was on its way to the wasteland anyways, i'm just speeding up the process

TelemachusSneezed · Post by **TelemachusSneezed** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:30 pm

Urizen wrote:EDIT: this topic was on its way to the wasteland anyways, i'm just speeding up the process

Oh, fine. You people...

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:03 pm

if megatron=the best then the best=the world of course. i am the world

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:07 pm

Vote 'Cameron Diaz'. Ahahaha.

TelemachusSneezed · Post by **TelemachusSneezed** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:07 pm

See, this is why we need a symbolic math toolbox for this forum. Megatron's logic is flawed and I can't even explain why. (Metric spaces, people. Hello!)

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:10 pm

Logic ? LOGIC ? The POLL is FLAWED, you furtive TWAT.

TelemachusSneezed · Post by **TelemachusSneezed** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:12 pm

Flawed... how exactly my dear Blargh? Makes perfect sense to me.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:54 am

what do you call the vagina around the arm
- a penis

Cameron Diaz looked quite hot in some movies

also, my math > your math

Post by **DarkUnderlord** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:23 am

1 of those is not genitalia.

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:41 pm

DarkUnderlord wrote:1 of those is not genitalia.

math

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:41 pm

im not good at math or language help me dac i need drop down boxes to fill in word like java or some shit make a menu for me where i can choose from a variety of letters, vowels and maths.

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