So, :piano:

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:21 pm

what's up with the left-right channel oscillation?

listening to it in my headphones, it sounds irritating

Mr. Teatime · Post by **Mr. Teatime** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:31 pm

TelemachusSneezed wrote: I'd go the abusive performance-art route. Find someone in your town that likes to do light-shows / video-art, and perform live with this person during > 10-min. songs in which the audience is blasted with so much sensory information that they go into seizures...

I'm totally serious here, I'd pay at least $25 for even just 20 minutes of that stuff. I like extreme music, however, so I don't know if this is the best *commerical* route. It's the coolest *artistic* route though.

I like it. I'll definately try and look for some video/light artist, I'm guessing there must be magazines or something in London where I could put an ad in. That's a starting place to look, at least.

Mr. Teatime · Post by **Mr. Teatime** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:32 pm

PiP wrote:what's up with the left-right channel oscillation? listening to it in my headphones, it sounds irritating

Just a feature of the voice I was using on the keyboard. It might be overplayed a bit, but there was no way to adjust it on the keyboard. I could see how it could possibly give a headache, heh.

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:59 pm

Post-production normalization, esse.

TelemachusSneezed · Post by **TelemachusSneezed** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:59 pm

PiP wrote:what's up with the left-right channel oscillation? listening to it in my headphones, it sounds irritating

It's because you are a Polish Cunt. It's meant to be irritating.

The oscillation really makes the song T. Keep it in there.

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:28 am

Mr. Teatime wrote:Incidentally, the full thing is about 20 minutes, heh. I'll host it on DaC if people :dig: it.

please do so, it will please the masses greatly

why not just find a bar that needs musicians? play a few nights a week and make some money? that is a good way to get your name out there, holmes

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:05 am

TelemachusSneezed wrote: It's because you are a Polish Cunt.

get your articles right, cunt.

It's meant to be irritating.

The oscillation really makes the song T

maybe in normal speakers, not headphones. Yet to be found out.

TelemachusSneezed · Post by **TelemachusSneezed** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:46 am

PiP wrote:
TelemachusSneezed wrote: It's because you are a Polish Cunt.
get your articles right, cunt.

"It's" = "it is." Learn some English cunt.

PiP wrote:maybe in normal speakers, not headphones. Yet to be found out.

Nah, seemed alright on headphones too. Maybe it's just not your bag.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:45 am

Your chinbeard is indeed a bit weird, Teats

I recommend going all the way, 3day beard or some cool killerlike type of beard.

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:11 am

TelemachusSneezed wrote:"It's" = "it is."

do you, by any chance, think it is an article? Actually don't tell. Because, you know, it matters so much I couldn't bear it

Mr. Teatime · Post by **Mr. Teatime** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:52 am

The full track:

http://www.duckandcover.cx/teatime/musi ... in_7-4.mp3

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:47 pm

im digging it very thoroughly, teatime. its very :blade runner blues:
im eagerly waiting more recordings

if i hooked up some sort of direct recording line to my machine and had recording capacity, would you be interested in collaborating on some jazzy numbers? ive been itching for a reason to start playing mein bazass again

TelemachusSneezed · Post by **TelemachusSneezed** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:42 pm

johnnygothisgun wrote:if i hooked up some sort of direct recording line to my machine and had recording capacity, would you be interested in collaborating on some jazzy numbers? ive been itching for a reason to start playing mein bazass again

I've always wondered how this could work. I've heard of people doing this before.

PiP wrote:do you, by any chance, think it is an article? Actually don't tell. Because, you know, it matters so much I couldn't bear it

Whoops! :red faced: I still don't know what you are talking about "get your articles right." I should have said "an" Polish Cunt? That doesn't make sense. And yes, is does matter! Grammar is King!

Mr. Teatime · Post by **Mr. Teatime** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:12 pm

johnnygothisgun wrote:im digging it very thoroughly, teatime. its very :blade runner blues:
im eagerly waiting more recordings

if i hooked up some sort of direct recording line to my machine and had recording capacity, would you be interested in collaborating on some jazzy numbers? ive been itching for a reason to start playing mein bazass again

That sounds like it could be fun, though I've no idea how we'd go about it - hopefully you know more about the process than me?

And if you're a bass player - I assume bazass means bass

- if you laid down a track I could definately make up something to play over it, might make me keep a rythm as well. Or I could make a track and you could add your own additions to it... like I said, I dunno how this is done. Certainly if you gave me a bass line to work with, I could come up with something. Or, maybe vice versa. Hmm, I seem to be repeating myself.

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:55 am

i figured we would just exchange the same audio file as you suggested, yes. i wouldnt think itd be that complicated an affair but i suppose i could be wrong? and yes your assumption is correct, i play der bass geetar. ill look into my recording options and let you know if it seems likely i could contribute, it could be pretty neato

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:35 am

dac band!

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 5:44 am

friend atoga learn to play the dulcimer and then join us in making musical poetry

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:14 am

Maybe St. Toxic could do the vocals

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:26 pm

I have a violin but I can't play it.

http://www.gigasize.com/get.php/391159/copland.mp3

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 1:01 pm

Chin beards of the world unite! We shall harness Teat's music as a power to build upon and topple nations!