Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:00 pm

...is being remade.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0884788/

God help us all. God help us all.

Tingel Tangel · Post by **Tingel Tangel** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:30 pm

Some things should just be left unspoiled by people eager to remake these in the hopes of possibly either making them better or worse than the original. That goes for both good and bad originals.

God help us all indeed.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:37 pm

It was ridicilous then, it will be awful now

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:24 pm

jetbaby wrote:...is being remade.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0884788/

God help us all. God help us all.

lol you said cock

Kashluk wrote:It was ridicilous then, it will be awful now

I concur, Birds is incredibly cheap and boring

Cthulhugoat · Post by **Cthulhugoat** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 5:14 pm

Fuck you. The Birds is awesome. Just see the ending. All those birds, all real. You think someone could do anything like that today? No. They would use crappy 3D.

Good news: they cancelled the Revenge of the Nerds remake.

But they're shooting an Invasion of the Body Snatchers one...

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 6:16 pm

could be, the paper birds in the middle of the film caused me to quit

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 6:19 pm

Naomi Watts is totally hot.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:44 pm

Personally, I preferred The Working Class.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:42 am

I forget who was the main character in the original, was it the woman or the man? All the new remakes tend to have a woman as the lead even though they weren't in the original, like in The Hitcher. The premise of the movie is so simple but they still fucked it up with new LOL HOT GIRL LOL. In the birds the man and the woman probably played equal parts but if they did it today it would be all like GIRL POWAH!!

If noami watts is in the birds she will then become the remake queen and it would stay for the rest of her life.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:57 am

I'm just amazed that hollywood is COMPLETELY out of even half baked ideas. Now everything is a remake or a based on or a spin off or a whatever that is tied to.

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:53 pm

Creatively Bankrupt. It's one thing if you're going to remake something and make it better, but when you remake a movie that's not even old and don't improve it, what's the point. Why redo The Hitcher, it can be 15y.o.? Seems like they're taking old horror b-movies and just giving them a shiny polish (which defeats the whole appeal of a horror b-movie) Texas CSM, Hills Have Eyes, and on and on. Makes you wonder how much young talent is out there, not getting screen time, because some fucking studio exec is convinved that Death Race 2000 needs a remake.

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