Resident Evil: Actionguns Bonanza

Bridgeburner · Post by **Bridgeburner** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:23 pm

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 6707&hl=en

the beginning looks kinda familiar. i hope herve sues 'm!

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:41 pm

Isn't Resident Evil supposed to be about killing zombies and/or pokemons? It looks like a decent post-apoc movie, but I bet those japs still manage to fuck it up somehow.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:38 pm

I was under the impression that the Resident Evil movies were American cinema attrocities, not Japanese.

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:51 pm

Wasn't it made by that shitty german guy?

Cthulhugoat · Post by **Cthulhugoat** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:31 pm

Stainless wrote:Wasn't it made by that shitty german guy?

Nope. That was House of the Dead.

Hunted by the minions of the scheming Dr. Isaacs, Alice has zombies hungry for her flesh and lab rats hungry for her blood, while Alice is hungry for Revenge.

Hoho. Is it the sequel for that killer mice B-flick?

Alice will use her psychokinetic abilities as seen in the ending of Apocalypse. Milla has said, "She has some crazy new powers".

This is ridiculous. How long does it takes to notice it? Resident Evil never had a superhuman protagonist.

Death to Paul W. S. Anderson.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:40 pm

Do the movies even bear any tangential relation to the games anymore? Why call it "Resident Evil"?

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:41 pm

Cthulhu wrote:
Stainless wrote:Wasn't it made by that shitty german guy?
Nope. That was House of the Dead.

And man was that shitty. I watched it with a friend and I honestly think I'd have prefered 4 months at the Hanoi Hilton.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:42 pm

Wolfman Walt wrote:I was under the impression that the Resident Evil movies were American cinema attrocities, not Japanese.

Well, the console games were done by those evil gooks. Remember Pearl Harbor?!

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:56 pm

VasikkA wrote:Well, the console games were done by those evil gooks. Remember Pearl Harbor?! :salute:

Yea, but there's such a huge disconnect between the games and the movies that I don't think you can really count them as the same thing?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:12 pm

I'm hungry for Milla's flesh as well

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:09 pm

Wolfman Walt wrote:Yea, but there's such a huge disconnect between the games and the movies that I don't think you can really count them as the same thing?

Ah well, I'm not that much into the Resident Evil mythos. However, the movie should be about hunting zombies in a mansion on a dark and stormy night. Why else call it Resident Evil?

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:26 pm

I still prefer "Biohazard" as the title.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:13 pm

Why? It's so generic.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:44 pm

Much like "Subhuman." Go figure.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:32 pm

That's not what yo mama said.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:17 am

So are you now implying that you're NOT gay? I knew it!

PsychoSniper · Post by **PsychoSniper** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:51 am

Never played the games.

First movie was mediocre but ok.

The second one had some good scenes (maily due to the post appox scenes) but was kinda shitty.