jetbaby's He's dead series: Everybody in the world, lolz

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:32 am

http://today.reuters.com/news/articlene ... rss&rpc=22

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:47 am

Alert Aerosmith to write the shuttle's theme song pls.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:10 am

I just searched my phonebook but apparently Bruce Willis isn't local. I think we're fucked.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:17 am

Looks like the NASA is still grasping at straws to fund their programs

Cthulhugoat · Post by **Cthulhugoat** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:05 pm

Oh, shit. I'm gonna die virgin.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:26 pm

Time to buy a fleshlight?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 3:02 pm

Are we gonna get Ben Affleck and Liv Tyler playing with cookies again?

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:20 pm

i would tuck a donkey down your pants then eat it susan

i am not to worried, ill probably be dead before then anyway and the chances are a bit of a longshot. 49999 doom asteroids would have to skim near the world before one hit!!!

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:26 pm

It is quite hilarious to fret so about one or even several thousand of such possibilities. Most of which remain unknowns. About which nothing much at all can be done. Eventually, something will kill many humans. Perhaps retiring this planet at nine. It might be a large clod of ice and dust, it might be a microbe, it might be a children's entertainer. It will happen.

Never soon enough.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:52 am

Can I be the big huge black guy?

Mad Max RW · Post by **Mad Max RW** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:56 am

Even if it's an extremely near miss, Earth's gravity will modify the orbit enough for it to hit the second time around several years later.

airsoft guy · Post by **airsoft guy** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 5:43 am

Mad Max RW wrote:Even if it's an extremely near miss, Earth's gravity will modify the orbit enough for it to hit the second time around several years later.

Maybe. They're not sure about that part. Either way we should all start stocking up guns, ammo and leather Speedos.

Oh, and baby powder. Gonna need a LOT of that with all the leather to crotch action going on

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:20 pm

Oh and I just want to point out

Committee on Peaceful Uses of Outer Space on plans to develop a blueprint for a global response to an asteroid threat.

We respond with nukes of course. Because, you know, nuking the Asteroid People of Apohis is the best way to attain peace with the asteroid belt. How American. :patriotism:

Why can't we all just get along and convert to Islam.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:36 pm

1 in 45,000 chance of striking Earth on April 13, 2036.

There's a 1 in 1 108 003 907 chance of my farts turning into flesh eating monsters that eat all cattle causing cannibalistic rage among the entire population of earth triggering a terminal nuclear exchange.

Chances are, everything is based on probabilities. Place your bets.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:14 pm

....a few sprinkled showers and a 0.0000222% chance of a large slab of rock from the asteroid belt landing somewhere in this area here and the entire world dying as a result. And now for sports.

MurPHy · Post by **MurPHy** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:39 am

I'll worry about it in 2035, let's forget about it for now.