Nitrous and my car but not the varooooom! sort of story.

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 12:48 am

I'll stick to weed, thank you.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:15 am

Well, all your stories are making me change my mind

Urizen · Post by **Urizen** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:44 am

are all you guys russian under-age male prostitutes living in the sewers? cuz that's the only kind of people i've ever heard of who are dumb enough to do the kinda shit you're talking about.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:59 am

You should get your shit straight, nigga, and inform yourself a bit. Or just shut the fuck up

Urizen · Post by **Urizen** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:10 am

like i care what russian under-age male prostitutes living in the sewers think

Infinity Dose · Post by **Infinity Dose** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:13 am

i'm okay with my past drug use, and i haven't noticed any long term problems, aside from the ones i've had before i even got into drugs.

on the upside, doing drugs, primarily psychoactive ones, has probably kept me from listening to shitty music

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:15 am

Urizen wrote: like i care what russian under-age male prostitutes living in the sewers think

but... think of ze children

Urizen · Post by **Urizen** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:18 am

i am, and that's why i'll be cumming any minute now

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 11:32 pm

Done yet?

PsychoSniper · Post by **PsychoSniper** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 11:58 pm

Would you like a moist towlette ?

CloudNineGT · Post by **CloudNineGT** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 12:14 am

I once ate a gram of MDMA and had sex with my girlfriend while another man fondled my balls. Take that Russian male prostitutes!

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 10:12 am

What's your avatar supposed to depict?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 6:07 pm

CloudNineGT wrote:another man fondled my balls.

Was it jet?

CloudNineGT · Post by **CloudNineGT** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:52 pm

S4ur0n27 wrote:Was it jet?

Nope. Jet only seems to have interest in literate, music-scene oriented, artistic, and <strike>somewhat</strike> crazy women.

Thor wrote:What's your avatar supposed to depict?

Lets consider it a rorschach test, what does it mean to you?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:32 pm

CloudNineGT wrote:
S4ur0n27 wrote:Was it jet?
Nope. Jet only seems to have interest in literate, music-scene oriented, artistic, and <strike>somewhat</strike> crazy women.

Damn it, I always dreamt of having my balls fondled by jet

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:43 pm

CloudNineGT wrote:
S4ur0n27 wrote:Was it jet?
Nope. Jet only seems to have interest in literate, music-scene oriented, artistic, and <strike>somewhat</strike> crazy women.

Thor wrote:What's your avatar supposed to depict?
Lets consider it a rorschach test, what does it mean to you?

I see a penis fondled by gigantic manbreasts

CloudNineGT · Post by **CloudNineGT** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:56 pm

Well then according to my research you are dealing with your male/ female counterpart or the part of you that you don't like. This also suggests doubts and anxieties about your sexual drive and libido. The breasts symbolize a need to be nursed and cared for and also that you may have some gender confusion/role reversal problems due to the way you were raised by your father.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 10:20 pm

CloudNineGT wrote:Well then according to my research you are dealing with your male/ female counterpart or the part of you that you don't like. This also suggests doubts and anxieties about your sexual drive and libido. The breasts symbolize a need to be nursed and cared for and also that you may have some gender confusion/role reversal problems due to the way you were raised by your father.

OMG it's all true, thank you, Jesus. I'll commit haiku now.

CloudNineGT · Post by **CloudNineGT** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:26 am

Death of Thor Kaufman
Adorned with dark brown yeast sauce
No one liked his treat

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:39 am

lol you said yeast