If a post apoc scenario became real...........

Burnov · Post by **Burnov** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:35 pm

Yeah, not me.

Incidentally, I think I'd probably be too consumed with the issues of:

1: Acquiring as much guzzaline, provisions, and firearms as I possibly could.

2: Fighting off roving bands of drunken indians, trying to "reclaim their land".

3: Fighting off other people trying to acquire MY guzzaline, provisions, and firearms.

4: Possibly finding people I really never liked, and expressing my dislike for them, in this now-lawless society.

I suppose the last one especially puts me squarely in the aforementioned "nutcase" category. Still. It's not like I'd be indiscriminant. How many of you haven't wanted to put a flamethrower to your ex girlfriend, come on. Amirite?!

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:33 am

Burnov wrote:I suppose the last one especially puts me squarely in the aforementioned "nutcase" category. Still. It's not like I'd be indiscriminant. How many of you haven't wanted to put a flamethrower to your ex girlfriend, come on. Amirite?!

I definitely would wanna kill someone and I'm a pretty nice guy. I can imagine how many other people would be craving blood. Yhat's why I would hide for awhile, till all the nuts killed eachother off.

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:16 am

Dogmeatlives wrote:Yhat's why I would hide for awhile, till all the nuts killed eachother off.

and only the toughest, most ruthless and efficient killers are left?

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:22 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkl ... ex%2Ehu%2F

Most of your chances of surviving a nuclear apocalypse are nil, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:57 am

Those were all trick questions.

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:43 pm

Kashluk wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkl ... ex%2Ehu%2F

Most of your chances of surviving a nuclear apocalypse are nil, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

:speechless: to make our American friends look better I'll just say you can find morons everywhere in the world.

I mean, how many kidneys does a human have? HUH? DID YOU CHECK?!

This reminds me of this stewardess I met in NY - I said I was going to Miami from NY and she suggested in this case I should see Utah and her hometown Salt Lake City since it's so close to my route anyway. You know a stewardess is a person who flies between big cities on a daily basis.

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:43 pm

People south of the Mason-Dixon should be prohibited from appearing on TV.

PiP wrote:[Utah and her hometown Salt Lake City.

Mormons *shudder*

Superhaze · Post by **Superhaze** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:41 am

Al-Qaeda is a wing of the Masonic Order! I knew it!
Goddamn legitimate cover for the Illuminati.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:16 pm

I saw a car yesterday with a freemason license plate.

AnneGwish · Post by **AnneGwish** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:58 pm

I don't see how ninety percent of America would survive a post-apoc. After, when a Lite-Brite can throw a city into a panic, just consider what the end of the world as they know it would do.

I'm pretty sure I'd make it, assuming I don't become one of those nutjobs killing people at random because I cannot access the internet and thus sate my never ending addiction...

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:55 pm

99.9% of Amerika also did just fine with Lite-Brites. It was one fucktard in one city that got jumpy. They were up in a dozen other cities and had been for various lengths of time with no complaint whatsoever.

Realistically why would you want to survive the apocalypse? I like the internet. I like video games. I like electricity. If the world is going to end then I'll go with it, I just want to see a mushroom cloud up close and personal-like before I go. I have nothing to prove, I don't need to "Outwit. Outplay. Outlast." (lolsurvivorreference) the rest of the world to prove my manhood to the... oh wait. No one. Since they're all DEAD.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:40 pm

When you see the light, run straight towards it! (because you will die an agonizing death shortly afterwards due to radiation sickness)
The funny thing about death caused by radiation is that one actually feels better but indeed most of the inner organs have melted away.

That mushroom will sure make for one hell of an optik though.

AnneGwish · Post by **AnneGwish** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:58 pm

jetbaby wrote:
Realistically why would you want to survive the apocalypse?

So that I would have an excuse to randomly punt small, horridly deformed babies for my personal amusement.

I would now, but there just aren't enough around right now.

Antimeasure · Post by **Antimeasure** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:29 pm

AnneGwish wrote: So that I would have an excuse to randomly punt small, horridly deformed babies for my personal amusement.

I would now, but there just aren't enough around right now.

Oh Great, another freshman talking about "Shocking" stuff just to fit in.
Feel free to lash out as the newcomers usually do, you fuck

Edit:

As for me, i would probably die from the radiation. But if i did survive in some miraculus way, i assume that my role in the post-apoc world would be some kind of leader.

AnneGwish · Post by **AnneGwish** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:54 pm

Shocking? Wow..Actually it wasn't intended to ever be taken seriously by anyone, yet it was. Weird.

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:20 pm

AnneGwish wrote:seriously .. it was

oh?

Burnov · Post by **Burnov** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:25 am

Now I thought this thread was post "apoc" not specifically "post nuke".

Post nuke would certainly suck a lot of ass, and I'd be hard pressed not to consider just putting a bullet in me. If the radiation or lack of food, or whatever else didn't kill me first.

Also.

You're posting a post apoc topic in DAC. That's like expecting the homos not to take Cher seriously.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 2:00 am

id just do stuff i do now, but probably wear a dressing gown while im doing it like hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy or some funky shit. but id also wear a gas mask in case people needed my help then id turn around and be wearing a gas mask and there stomach would be doing backflips!

i dont think much would change if a nuke landed. people would just cry a lot and a bit of spit would trail out of there mouth. while everyones lighting candles and homing refugees, id sit on my roof and want to build a fort. id also like wild animals to roam the post apocalyptic streets so i am more safe in my fort than usual.

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:16 am

I just wanna stick around for the surplus of shoulder pads. And leather. And homosexuals.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:13 pm

IF I SURVIVED TEH NUKLAR APOKLIPS I WU:LD LIEK KILL RUSSHANS AND KOMMIES AND CUBANS AND RAIDERS WITH MY MINIGUN. AND THEN JOIN THE SUPERMUATNS 2 UNITE TEH WASTELAND AGENST TEH ROBOTZ.