Metal Gear Solid: The movie

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Dogmeatlives
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Post by Dogmeatlives »

Koki wrote:
atoga wrote:uh. shud i play any metal gear solids. atoga need advice
MGS' are another perfect examples that Japan is a Midas of modern times: Just instead of turning everything into gold, they turn it into shit.

You start out with
- An elite super agent!
- Genetic Modifications!
- Sneaking!
- Everyone lies to you!
And end up with
- Being briefed over the most basic shit as if your Elite Super Agent didn't know this before(Cross reference: Metal Gear Awesome: "FOR FUCK'S SAKE I KNOW HOW TO CLIMG A LADDER JESUS OW MY EAR")
- Magical timestopping Codec calling every five seconds!
- Hiding in cardboard boxes and distracting enemies with porn mags!
- Ridiculous bosses seriously straining suspension of disbelief!
That describes my dislike for MGS games perfectly. Thank you for that. :clap:
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Distracting enemies with peed teenie-panties would be better.
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