Duck and Cover

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:14 am

Hey, all the Rambo parts were good. Of course the first one is unbeaten, but the second one had the hot girl and the third the legendary phrase: "What's that? It's blue light!" *exclamation marks*
Stop being so ivan drago

Pulp Fiction had lengths, like the stupid Mia story or Bruce Willis and his chick, but the rest was quite gut.
Reservoir Dogs was horrible for the most part, that secret cop guy looks like a mixture of an asshole and reservoir dog shit, he's horrible in four rooms and pulp fiction as well. The only good scene is the torture scene with Madsen. :cbt:

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:35 pm

Reservoir Dogs was all hype. When I finally saw it after all my friends were all SO GUT I was all LOL U LIED 2 MEH. Decent, but hardly awe inspiring.

And all Rambo was good. Just like Conan. There is no more pure a movie than brute force and lots of violence.

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:59 pm

jetbaby wrote: And all Rambo was good. Just like Conan. There is no more pure a movie than brute force and lots of violence.

Conan the Detroyer is unwatchable, and I'm a diehard RE Howard fan. R.I.P. Wilt Chamberlain.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:28 pm

Cimmerian Nights wrote:
jetbaby wrote: And all Rambo was good. Just like Conan. There is no more pure a movie than brute force and lots of violence.
Conan the Detroyer is unwatchable, and I'm a diehard RE Howard fan. R.I.P. Wilt Chamberlain.

And if Arnold suddenly killed every man, woman, and child in the greater Los Angeles area as a publicity stunt to announce the new Conan movie you're telling me you wouldn't see it?

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:27 pm

conan the barbarian is pretty ok, but hes right, conan the destroyer is just terrible in every imaginable way

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:33 pm

I didn't mind Reservoir Dogs.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:27 pm

I just wish that Conan had become the epic million part series of movies it had been intended to be. :barbarian:

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:22 pm

Furries, man, they're everywhere

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:01 am

furry gets smacked in the face, looks promising, yet furries are horrible, weird combo

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:54 am

jetbaby wrote:I just wish that Conan had become the epic million part series of movies it had been intended to be. :barbarian:

Ja, Oliver Stone and John Milius had big plans for it, but the studios squashed it. Too bad, it could be done what with CG and shit now.

They've got to do a final 'King Conan' movie with Arnold as the bearded, grizzled king, wearing the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow...

edit: it's on AMC now, to be followed by Commando.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:49 am

I'd love to see Ghostbusters sequels, but I know they would be shitty, because they would be ridiculously well done with a totaly fucked up story and without the original Ghostbuster cast.

The movies were perfectly fitting into the time they were made, but yeah... I already made my point above.

Getting into sequels now:

Jurassic Park 4... OMFG! WHY?!

New DIE HARD movie?! See above.

More RAMBO? See above.

What about classics like 'Enrique the 12-eyed bandit' (also simply known as EL BANDITO) or 'Sexy Space Zombies from Planet HERNANDEZ IV". Why are there no sequels?

It's a shame... :no:

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:47 am

Cimmerian Nights wrote:
jetbaby wrote:I just wish that Conan had become the epic million part series of movies it had been intended to be. :barbarian:
Ja, Oliver Stone and John Milius had big plans for it, but the studios squashed it. Too bad, it could be done what with CG and shit now.

They've got to do a final 'King Conan' movie with Arnold as the bearded, grizzled king, wearing the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow...

edit: it's on AMC now, to be followed by Commando.

You are a lucky, lucky man.

And yeah. I could totally see a King Conan movie. Even with Arnold all fat and environmentalist.

AnneGwish · Post by **AnneGwish** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:54 pm

How about a nice remake of "The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies"

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:24 pm

How about zombie movies just stop. Someone needs to come up with a new schtick.

AnneGwish · Post by **AnneGwish** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:16 pm

Haha yeah, especially this one..It was made back in the '60's or somewhere around there. Gawdawful shit.

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 6:47 pm

Nicolai, what's that page from?

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:14 pm

Blacksad :furball:

vendetta · Post by **vendetta** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:35 am

I thought it was total rubbish. I am getting really fed up of the wheat field sequence at the end of such movies (Gladiator). Why do they always picture wheat fields with crappy messages?

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:27 am

Let's talk more about this wheat-phobia that you seem to be experiencing..

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:02 pm

He was a wheatophiliac as a child and an overwheatification and wheatxaustion set in and he has evolved into a wheatophobic as a result.

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