Ted The Hairless Centaur.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 11:10 pm

Star of his own craptastic comic...soon

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:23 am

A hairless cuntaur with a tumor on it's back and something that looks like Elephantiasis?

Awesome!

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:42 am

It looks like he's giving it to someone, perhaps to an invisible virgin unicorn?

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:15 am

The thing looks similar to motaro.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motaro

DaC-Sniper · Post by **DaC-Sniper** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:44 pm

looks like some tribe folks mutant from Fallout 3. awesome realization.

edit: Where is the horse armor? Beautiful horse armor.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:29 pm

Dreadnought wrote:The thing looks similar to motaro.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motaro

It's tough to find an original centaur...I was going for a "World of Tiers" look. I'm starting the story for him today...Lots of scalping of natives and trying on their heads.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:20 pm

if he's hairless why does he have eyebrows

udderwise gut i like comics

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:27 pm

They aren't normal hairy eyebrows. They're eyebrows of pure muscle.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 3:44 pm

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:04 am

Arms are kinda strange but can't wait to see comic. I cant draw horses for some reason so I admire the ability.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:40 am

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:40 pm

IMHO, needs more

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:55 pm

And more

Antimeasure · Post by **Antimeasure** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:00 pm

Looking rather stiff there

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:21 pm

Looks like a lama.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:47 am

So Ted's been redesigned and is child-friendly. The story about Ted is no longer violent and has been redesigned as child-friendly.

I read it to a couple of different groups of kids and they sat completely enthralled until the story was complete.

I'm going to find a publisher.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:12 am

Cool. If you ever decide to create a villain call him Dreadnought and design him after me!

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:42 am

While I do realise that it is something of an unfortunate tradition that antagonists in television, literature, film and so on tend to be thoroughly asinine (for various, mostly dubious reasons) ; your suggestion, I feel, is rather excessive, 'naught.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:25 am

Blargh wrote:While I do realise that it is something of an unfortunate tradition that antagonists in television, literature, film and so on tend to be thoroughly asinine (for various, mostly dubious reasons) ; your suggestion, I feel, is rather excessive, 'naught.

A more classic villain there cannot be! Drugfucked, rich, german accent! What else do you want?

AnneGwish · Post by **AnneGwish** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:03 am

Style? Tact? A working mind over a jumbled assortment of collected brainwaves?