It was always too good to be true...

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:47 am

it's like the wicker man, except not as good. :remake:

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:05 pm

Maybe KoC should try a bear suit.

Haris · Post by **Haris** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:19 pm

I like how NMAs aprils fool jokes predict the future quite well. They did it last year and they did it this year.

NMA has been constantly responsive to our ever shifting audience. In recent years, the trend has been towards console browsers, which use televisions of various qualities to browse the internet. In order to be more accommodating, NMA will soon be instituting changes so our website is more functional for this significant fraction of our users. Among the changes will be larger text, using simple words and grammatical structures, to better fit low resolution televisions and reduce eye strain. We will rely less on text, using numerous images to help pass along the information we seek to communicate. Our website will also be redesigned for lower resolution console browsers, which may mean some wasted space for those of you still using computers.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:16 pm

Yo Haris, how's Wasteland Merc 3 coming along?

Haris · Post by **Haris** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:19 pm

VasikkA wrote:Yo Haris, how's Wasteland Merc 3 coming along?

You will soon find out.

PsychoSniper · Post by **PsychoSniper** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:44 pm

that assumes we will DL it.

I Know I wont

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Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:48 pm

Haris will be in the development for FO4

Haris · Post by **Haris** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 7:21 pm

that assumes we will DL it.

I Know I wont

No retard, you can actually find out how something is "coming along" without downloading it.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:27 pm

That was in possession of greater concentrations of dire than Dreadnaught's 'joke'. Yes.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:43 am

Uaegh?

Dan_Wood · Post by **Dan_Wood** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:02 am

Haris wrote:No retard, you can actually find out how something is "coming along" without downloading it.

Oh sure we can, we'll hear you whinge at length about it.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 11:36 am

And discuss it for forty five pages with his one fan.

Syphon · Post by **Syphon** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:15 pm

Look, I've been here since like what? 02? Van Buren was scrapped. Then Bethesda invested in f03. And btw, Oblivion f***in' rocked ok? That game was kick-ass and was way better technologically than Fallout 3 could of ever been with interplay! Ok? So all you mother****in' fat s*** talkin' people here, you ruined it. Bethesda gave you all and me a shot, and you fuckin' cry babies couldn't be happy. Like a bunch of fuckin' teenagers. Grow up. So to NMA and DAC too, I fuckin' hate you! You all ruined the only hope of fo3.

Oh... Is it Isometric? Who the fuck cares dude? Its 07, you think third-person isometric is gonna rock? Gimme a break. And all this talk of originality? Suck a dick. Suck a big black cock all you bethesda/f03 haters. I FUCKING HATE YOU! PEACE!

BAN ME IF YOU WANT, CUZ YOUR LITTLE SHITty comMunItY can rot somewhere behind tubgirl and goatse! VIva La Resistance!

..Oh shit its April 1st ain't it? Man do I feel like an idiot... but you guys really need to quit crying or their really gonna shut down the program. And if that goes down, you all can decompose behind MUD. Man I hate you guys.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:28 pm

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:38 pm

Clearly a KoC alt to make it look like someone feel for it.

DaC-Sniper · Post by **DaC-Sniper** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:08 pm

Syphon wrote:really need to quit crying or their really gonna shut down the program. And if that goes down, you all can decompose behind MUD. Man I hate you guys.

you dont hate us, you fear us. you fear this pessimistic community to destroy your vision of a Oblivion with guns.
:Sigmund Freud:

welcome to DaC, btw. we dont ban people, thats those primitive NMA guys over there.

Brother None · Post by **Brother None** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:44 pm

Syphon wrote:snip

But we love you! Huggles!

Also, it's 07, you think first person games will still cut it? Old!

Post by **King of Creation** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 9:17 pm

Stainless wrote:Clearly a KoC alt to make it look like someone feel for it.

Unfortunately not.

Mechanurgist · Post by **Mechanurgist** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 6:47 pm

Dogmeatlives wrote:i don't get it. Who are these April fools that you speak of?

They're all around you. Except they're also January, February, March [...] and December fools as well.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 7:50 pm

So do you guys also like MONGOLIAN BEEF when you go to the asian noodle shop?
Personaly I fucking love Mongolian Beef. At Red Rock's in Capalaba... yummeeeez!