Grindhouse, bitches

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:21 pm

:overdrawn at the memory bank:

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:18 pm

Dogmeatlives wrote: think I've seen Diabolik too but its been awhile.

Diabolik was a classic. Trying to remember, because I used to watch MST3K stoned off my ass at 2AM back in college:

Cave Dwellers :awesomly cheesy low-budget Italian Conan-ripoff
Pod People : awesomely cheesy low-budget Spanish E.T. ripoff
Catalina Caper
Mitchell
Amazing Colossal Man

Any of the Japanese Godzilla/Gamera types are good fodder too.

A lot of the bad 50s sci-fi/cold war/nuke-age (Roger Corman, Bert I. Gordon, Ed Wood) is pretty Fallouty atmosphere-wise.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:15 pm

if you like shit you should somehow get a copy of 42nd street forever volumÃƒÂ© une et volumÃƒÂ© deux. it has boss swell guy on it.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:13 pm

I've watched THE AMAZING COLOSSAL MAN with my physics teacher one day. He became teacher, met guys like me, hung out with them, and quit being teacher the same year, because he recognised that we all have no future.... he was wrong.

(ZE SPOILERZ)

Anyway... the movie is the shit (if it is the same one):

So there's this guy and a chick. And this guy gets a dose of radiation and starts growing really huge. And his underwear grows with him, what makes no sense, but yeah.... :radiation:
At the end he falls down a dam or waterfall or so... can't remember.

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:38 pm

No man, because his heart was a single fucking cell it for some reason grew too slowly and BAM it was suddenly too small to keep him alive.

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:58 pm

finally got ahold of this priceless piece. constant ejaculation while the trailers ran, and grindhouse is the oscar winner of the year. best date movie ever. so romantic my ulster is bleeding heart ache. death proof. a bit slow bitch talk but pretty good at it. and then the werewolf women of the ss. fuck. gimme this in full length and ww3 with allout nukes.

6 masturbating kirks out of 6.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 1:40 pm

6?? Damn, I gotta see this!

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:58 pm

Meh, saw it on Saturday, it was kinda good, except Death Proof was a bit of a let down, I was expecting more of Tarantino.

Goretheglowingone · Post by **Goretheglowingone** » Tue May 01, 2007 1:42 am

i find critics are horrible people without any foundations to put there shitty opinions.

having said that.... this movie sucks worse than
my whore grandmother blowing 2 overly hung black guys.

Killzig · Post by **Killzig** » Mon May 07, 2007 8:14 pm

Goretheglowingone wrote:having said that.... this movie sucks worse than my whore grandmother blowing 2 overly hung black guys.

actually if your granny is actually able to handle 2 massive swell guy cocks I'd say pretty much everything else in the world sucks worse. The Lady has experience + skill. FTW.