Postal Movie(Uwe Boll's latest mischief)

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:21 am

Superhaze wrote:none of its good...

And that's the heart of the problem.

Superhaze · Post by **Superhaze** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:30 am

Perhaps, but I would still prefer wading through
tons of bad and tasteless comedy, than sitting up
watching the brady bunch. Now there is a good
wholesome show that would not make fun of any
event that has impacted someones life. ever.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:34 am

Fair enough, it's personal taste. To be honest though, I don't see why you'd have to go through EITHER. Bad unfunny comedy is bad unfunny comedy, tasteless or not, and people shouldn't watch it no matter how it's presented.

Superhaze · Post by **Superhaze** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:41 am

(...)and people shouldn't watch it no matter how it's presented

OMGZ!! :shock: That sounds allmost like... sensorship!! A brownshirt among us? A fascist? Dirty commie OH SHIT I HEAR THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!!!111!1111oneone? No?

Its all about standards. STANDARDS! Right?
Fair enough.. just dont make any rape, nazi, jew,
swell guy, latino, gay or otherwise unfunny jokes.
You might hit a nerve..

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:48 am

I see the humor in alot of aspects of terrorism and 9/11 but the event of 9/11 does not make me giggle. It pisses me off when talentless fucks try to pass controversy for entertainment because they can't come up with anything better. The premise of Postal could be an incredible movie by itself. There is no need to add 9/11 and Nazi jokes. Make a movie about a guy that decides to shoot up a post office. That's enough to make a film.

I see the irony in the NAMBLA thing but it's not really funny. Do you want a pity laugh instead?

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:07 am

Superhaze wrote:Its all about standards. STANDARDS! Right?
Fair enough.. just dont make any rape, nazi, jew,
swell guy, latino, gay or otherwise unfunny jokes.
You might hit a nerve..

Good job at passing basic english literacy, dumb fuck. I didn't say anywhere that you shouldn't watch it because it's racist, offensive, whatever. I said you shouldn't watch it cause it's stupid and unfunny. There's a difference between a funny racist, rape, whatever floats your boat joke and going "BLACKS EAT WATERMELONS, LAUGH YOU FOOLS, LAUGH, THATS FUNNY!!! WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING!!!!" I'll say it again in hopes that you'll stop being retarded: bad comedy is bad no matter how it's presented.

Superhaze · Post by **Superhaze** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:42 pm

Im sorry I dont speak your language as well as you do. Really sorry. Dumb fuck.

Watermelons are good to eat. Why laugh at that?

You dont know shit if it is going to be funny, you
dont know shit about how he is going to do the 9/11
joke. You just care because its fine to laugh at
everything exept stuff that could actually hurt the
feelings of someone you know. Boo-fucking-hoo!
Your just saying that its going to be retarded
because no matter how the joke is made, you will
still be a hypocrite who wont laugh simply because
its 9/11. Thats why I do not agree with you.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 2:09 am

Superhaze wrote:You dont know shit if it is going to be funny

It's called a script leak. The script's been read by alot of people already, including me and others such as Rich Lowtax who already said how it ends. Here's a clue - It ends with nuclear bombs going off and Osama Bin Laden and George Bush skipping off together, arm in arm.

Im sorry I dont speak your language as well as you do. Really sorry. Dumb fuck.

Good then shut the fuck up when you misread something COMPLETELY as you have no clue what you're talking about.

You just care because its fine to laugh at
everything exept stuff that could actually hurt the
feelings of someone you know

So you know what I care about or what I find funny? Fuck off and reread EVERYTHING I just said you retarded primate. There are plenty of ways to make fun of 9/11 and make it funny, I've even done it before when I used to do stand up, so don't tell me what I find funny and what I don't.

Your just saying that its going to be retarded
because no matter how the joke is made

No, I'm saying it's gonna be retarded because Uwe Boll's idea of humor (And I swear to god this is true) is having people in the background scratch their nuts, pick their noses, and burp. That isn't funny.

Thats why I do not agree with you.

No, you don't agree with me because you're a dumbass who either isn't reading my sentences properly or just is fucking retarded when it comes to comedy.

mixmastermind · Post by **mixmastermind** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:30 am

Wolfman Walt wrote:Its not so much that I'm offended, it's just that it isn't funny. Uwe Boll's idea of humor is some woman having a premature birth. Infact, that's in the script.

Woah woah woah hold it right there. THERE'S A SCRIPT TO THIS MOVIE!? All this time I thought he was just making shit up as he went!

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:32 am

Well it isn't really a script persay. He makes up MOST of the scenes on the spot. The script is more like a "Line of suggestions."

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:37 am

AnneGwish wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwe_Boll

Someone needs to off him so GOOD studios can buy the rights back to things like Far Cry and HtR and make decent fucking movies out of them..

Far Cry....?

Even quake 1 has more story to draw from... or at least a better one. ugh..

Splatterpope · Post by **Splatterpope** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:46 am

Far cry was awesome you turd.

Sure, the story was a bit stagnant, and one long cliche, but it was fantastic.

The Gaijin · Post by **The Gaijin** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 9:47 am

Superhaze wrote:You dont know shit if it is going to be funny, you
dont know shit about how he is going to do the 9/11
joke.

It's Uwe Boll. I'm willing to bet my anal virginity that ANYTHING he does will be poorly executed and completely worthless. There are probably snuff films circulating with more to add to the art of cinematography.

You just care because its fine to laugh at
everything exept stuff that could actually hurt the
feelings of someone you know. Boo-fucking-hoo!
Your just saying that its going to be retarded
because no matter how the joke is made, you will
still be a hypocrite who wont laugh simply because
its 9/11. Thats why I do not agree with you.

Wow. So, here's your argument as far as I can tell. You get a big rubbery one at being controversial, so you get all amped up trying to tell people to "open their minds" and "stop censoring", when that isn't the case at all. The case is that you're not funny, and as far as I can tell you have a shitty sense of humor. It's not that the joke is controversial, it's just not a good joke. You're Carlos Mencia: you suck, and to cover it up anyone who doesn't laugh is just being a hypocrite.

Splatterpope · Post by **Splatterpope** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 9:56 am

It's postal. It's supposed to be mindless, violent and in bad taste. Pretty much impossible to mess up. But somehow, Uwe Boll will. And he'll mess it up good.

AnneGwish · Post by **AnneGwish** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 6:25 pm

Smiley wrote: Far Cry....?

Even quake 1 has more story to draw from... or at least a better one. ugh..

Yeah, I wouldn't see a movie as having much of a plot but hell, I would be happy with a nicely shot turn-your-brain-off action movie. Not everything produced has to be fuckin' Citizen Kane, after all. Sometimes just watching someone get shot to hell is enough fun.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:55 pm

Doom movie was OK, it was like watching a video game.

AnneGwish · Post by **AnneGwish** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:58 pm

Yeah, too bad they jacked up the original plot, removed all references to Hell, stuck in some cheesey lame crap about genetics and had shitty actors. It was fun in principle at least.

Splatterpope · Post by **Splatterpope** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:51 pm

And it had The Rock.

AnneGwish · Post by **AnneGwish** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:09 am

Who? Oh wait, the aging guy with too much muscle and that got out-acted by the set! Ok, I know who you're talking about now

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:29 am

Proffesional Wrestling prepared him well.