art OH SHIT I HEAR THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!!!111!1111oneone films

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:07 pm

I'm currently watching "Ãƒâ‚¬ bout de souffle", it's supposed to be a classic, but I don't see what's so good about it, a lot of lÃƒÂ© swell guy d'utter it seems

Can someone explain it to me? Otherwise, feel free to post similar films, that are supposed to be milestones, but are more tiresome than anything

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:41 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nekromantik

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093608/

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102522/

Nekromantk I + II. Milestones.

It's about fucking dead people. Basicly. Some real classic german gore in finest trash quality.

SPIZZOILERZ:

Seriously, I don't wanna spoil it, don't read it, fucker.

LAST CHANCE!!!

Ok, this is the last chance!!! Seriously!

Spoilers:

I told you not to go on!

Plot is not important, you just watch this movie to see a chick fucking a corpse. Actually not the corpse, but a knife stabbed into it. She's fucking the handle of the knife. Oh... and gore. The whole movie is so fucking bad, it's classic. It's art. :the cloaka:

SPIZZOILIZZERIZZERS END 'ERE!!!!!1113

Btw:

It's fun watching this movie while having sex. Gave me some good turn on plus a really disturbed piece of ONS-meat. She said I traumatized her. PWNT HOE.

Nah... just kidding... maybe. Or maybe not. WUAHAHAAAHYUKHYUKAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Fa11lloutfan_15 · Post by **Fa11lloutfan_15** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:51 pm

I really must say "Eraserhead".

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:35 pm

Stalker is one of the few art OH SHIT I HEAR THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!!!111!1111oneone films that I like.

As for

movies, I've watched the latest Asterix and another movie recently. Can't remember the title, but there was a cool scene where a guy slit his throat open. Delicatessen is pretty good, too.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:59 pm

VasikkA wrote:As for movies, I've watched the latest Asterix and another movie recently. Can't remember the title, but there was a cool scene where a guy slit his throat open.

Michael Haneke's CachÃƒÂ©

Great movie.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:32 pm

Yeah, that was it.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:34 pm

to me, koyaanisqatsi and baraka are the platonic ideal of artfag films. kind of insufferable to watch, but also having the best cinematography in the world.

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:18 pm

Breathless is alright, but you kinda have to be familiar with the French New wave and what it was they were trying to accomplish to really appreciate it. Still, there are alot cooler Jean-Luc Godard films, Masculin Feminin and Alphaville for example. I suggest you check that shit out, Breathless still gives me issues when I try and watch it and I've studied the fucker in multiple classes. Meh.

Infinity Dose · Post by **Infinity Dose** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:09 am

fuck art OH SHIT I HEAR THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!!!111!1111oneone movies.

watch tetsuo, or 120 days of sodom, or stalker is okay if you can sit through shots that take 5 minutes to show a guy walk through a hallway? lol. good movie.

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:39 am

All classique

Except i havent seen stalker.

I have just found a torrent however.

Recently I've liked Bad Liutenant, ummmmmm

Begotten if you can stand an 80 minute movie of not knowing what's going on.

Infinity Dose · Post by **Infinity Dose** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:58 am

bad luiuauaieutenant (SP???!?!?!?!) is fucking awesome.

harvey keitel asking two underage girls "you ever suck cock? huh? you ever suck cock before? show me how you suck cock" WINN

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 4:11 am

I loved the ending, why was he crying when he let the nun rapists go? Let's smoke crack while holding them up. Fucking right.

TelemachusSneezed · Post by **TelemachusSneezed** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 4:27 am

Aonaran wrote:Still, there are alot cooler Jean-Luc Godard films, Masculin Feminin and Alphaville for example.

Have you seen Weekend? It sounds like a riot! I'm wondering if it is as good as it sounds.

I think I would have loved Stalker if I had seen it on a better quality television. It was kind of trippy seeing it on a really old TV though, the kind that has a completely worn-out CRT so that everything is weirdly faded. As it stands, Stalker was merely "pretty good"; I need to watch it again.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 5:57 am

Tetsuo is pretty art OH SHIT I HEAR THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!!!111!1111oneone in its own way. I have CachÃƒÂ© on my "to rent" list.

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 7:40 pm

TelemachusSneezed wrote:
Aonaran wrote:Still, there are alot cooler Jean-Luc Godard films, Masculin Feminin and Alphaville for example.
Have you seen Weekend? It sounds like a riot! I'm wondering if it is as good as it sounds.

I think I would have loved Stalker if I had seen it on a better quality television. It was kind of trippy seeing it on a really old TV though, the kind that has a completely worn-out CRT so that everything is weirdly faded. As it stands, Stalker was merely "pretty good"; I need to watch it again.

Haven't seen that or Tout Va Bien, they are next on the cue.

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:00 am

for Subby http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhO2PpGiBtI

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:01 am

Rambo 3. An artfag's wetdream.
and Jingle All The Way.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 2:04 am

Citizen Kane is pretty artfaggy to me.

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:53 am

I watched most of stalker and it's pretty increibbbleeeeeee

I wonder how it will end.....?

Doggedmeat · Post by **Doggedmeat** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:57 am

S4ur0n27 wrote:Citizen Kane is pretty artfaggy to me.

Citizen Kane is one of thei truest films to what life really is.

Life is cruel joke to the greatest sideshow jokester. When we all come to the great escape of death we will all dig up some randomn shit in our life that means nothing to anyone, but will mean everything to your own. In death we are strpped to our very naked selves. All the shame and humility we suffered in life comes into the fore front. I only hope I die alone were no one sees. What is great about Citizen Kane is it reminds, or points out, that there is not destination in life, but the path we take. LIfe is a beautiful flower that only you can smell, surely dont make it anymore then that.

On a happy end note, it take shit to grow a garden.... figure it out. And I leave you with a litte furry happness.