dac how do i dance

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sun May 13, 2007 7:25 pm

teach me how to dance how can i ever go to the prom if i dont know how to dance ugh yeha teach me to danse. dansen. ted dansen.

d a c ugh dac ugh teach ugh ugh me me me me me

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Sun May 13, 2007 7:29 pm

Take lots of XTC. (Potion of Dancing)

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Sun May 13, 2007 8:22 pm

feel the music, take it slow, watch some music videos and practice in the mirror if you have no moves. I suggest Usher and/or Michael Jackson. You will succeed.

That Ted Danson art is miserable. Why would anyone create Ted Danson art in the first place?!

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Sun May 13, 2007 10:57 pm

Dogmeatlives wrote:feel the music, take it slow, watch some music videos and practice... blah blah blah...bullshit.

Don't you listen to him! Take lots of bikkies and dance!

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Sun May 13, 2007 10:59 pm

If you're gonna make a fool out of yourself you might as well get wasted.

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Mon May 14, 2007 12:37 am

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh girls love it when you dannnse

TNP · Post by **TNP** » Mon May 14, 2007 12:49 am

Just be yourself, smile alot (can't emphasize that enough), and treat your partner with utmost respect. I don't know your sexual orientation, but most women love perfect mannerisms at these kind of things.

Dancing, it's not hard at all. just go with the music, you can even get pointers from people around you. But always remember, SMILE CONSTANTLY. That is the cardinal rule.

Good luck.

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Mon May 14, 2007 12:59 am

I'm not wrong, I used to be a dance instructor. Just be confident and all the work will be done for you.

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Mon May 14, 2007 1:28 am

And don't do the same thing over and over and over again like I can only do when I dance.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Mon May 14, 2007 1:42 am

Do what Will Smith said in Hitch. Just keep your arms to your side and go side to side and keep pace with the music. If that fails you can be like me in highschool and just stand around talking to other people or just wander around looking like a giant swell guy.

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Mon May 14, 2007 2:06 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHR491s3iSw

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Mon May 14, 2007 4:42 am

PiP wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHR491s3iSw

Oh shit, someone got ahold of the new FO3 theme!

Infinity Dose · Post by **Infinity Dose** » Mon May 14, 2007 5:41 am

the XTC isn't a bad idea actually if you can find it, but it's hard to get pure XTC. if you do, the rest just comes to you.

i can never get myself to dance unless i'm really into the song and intoxicated and "feeling it" or on ketamine, dexedrine or some other recreational drug and "feeling it" otherwise i'd be forcing myself and that is gay. especially to shitty music, which most "dance" music falls under

why would you want to dance to top 40 garbage anyways? i'm guessing that's the shit they play at proms thesedays, that or shitty rave music or reggaeton. fuck dancing, it's for girls and metrosexuals and homos. dance to merzbow or SPK. ugh

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Mon May 14, 2007 9:13 am

TNP is the new Subhuman?

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Mon May 14, 2007 9:20 am

I am a dance instructor but I don't dance.

TNP · Post by **TNP** » Mon May 14, 2007 8:15 pm

Koki wrote:TNP is the new Subhuman?

No. I think TNP might just be a tad bit more grown up than you are. That's my guess.

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Mon May 14, 2007 8:20 pm

listen, we dont need the negativity here alright

ixg · Post by **ixg** » Mon May 14, 2007 9:03 pm

shit's already bad enough as it is.

fallout 3

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Mon May 14, 2007 10:01 pm

You're all fuckwits.

Megatron, stop trying to improve yourself. It's impossible. It's like putting more water in an already full glass. Deal with your inferiority and stay at home.

Stevie D · Post by **Stevie D** » Mon May 14, 2007 10:50 pm

Drop a couple of E's. Then the trick is finding out how to stop dancing.

Kick it to the old school! BVST BVST BVST BVST