The Arena!!!

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Wed Jul 03, 2002 1:40 am

:mrgreen:

bloodbathmaster2 · Post by **bloodbathmaster2** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 12:10 am

From the rubble, the cloaked figure regained conciousness. He struggled to his feet, and looked at his surroundings. Seeing the Reaper's new icon, bloodbath shrieked in terror.

"Its... its... hidious!!!!!"

After a few minutes of harsh silence, bloodbath charged forward, wielding an oversized battleaxe. He neared, leaping into the air and swinging the blade in a wide arc as he spun to face his opponent.

:drinking:

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 1:33 am

*Reaper faces BB, it seems he has a new opponent.

"Good to see you again BB, I look forward to another good fight with you. Never mind about the face, I'll put a pair of shades on."

*Reaper's black armour shines, reflecting the light from the arena. His cloak waves in the wind and his sword gleams eagerly. He sees the axe and puts away the sword in favour of something more suitable. He brings out a bastard sword and holds it in one hand at his side. He waits for BB to make his move.

(OOC: Glad to see you're still sticking around for the arena BB

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BigJack · Post by **BigJack** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 1:46 am

*BJ comes out of the shadows to attack Reaper but his shades irradiate such an evil power that BJ has uncover his 3v1L origins and thus showing it with his face, in order to survive...* 8O

(OOC: What will happen next? Hell don't ask me

Anyway you guys like my 3v1L face?)

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 1:55 am

(OOC: It's good but a little on the dark side. Next, my avatar will grow a moustache and beard, soon.)

BigJack · Post by **BigJack** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 1:58 am

(OOC: i'll try to make a little more bright avatar, oooh a mustache and a beard i can't wait. :mrgreen: )

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 2:18 am

(OOC: They won't be big but they'll be there. Soon, my friend.)

Ok everyone I was a bit bored one night so I decided to look through the arena (all 50 pages) and make a kill list. Here it is:

Arena kill quota for Reaper:

Umpa: 9
TheReaper's clone: 1
BloodBathMaster2: 2
Behemoths: 10
Deathclaws: 100
Sir_Funkalot: 9
Arena destroyed: 1
Blarg: 1
Suicide: 3
Spiff: 3
Follower: 4
Stainless: 1
Smiley: 1
Stainless' fleet ship: 4
Ghetto Goose: 2
Yoda: 1
Stainless' clone: 1
BigJack: 4
Hampstor: 1
First Foce: 2
Glowbug: 1

Just goes to show how little I have to do doesn't it? :mrgreen:

bloodbathmaster2 · Post by **bloodbathmaster2** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 7:24 am

Having wasted his day, bloodbath dug up his own record:

Deaths: 28

NPC Kills

Crazy French Cooks: 1
Mailmen: 1
All of Dolmaniac's MTG creatures: 4
Gnomes: 1
Armies of tenticle bunnies: 1
Unicorns: 1
Undead: 15
Lucifers: 1
Umpa-Lumpas: 1
Lightning Elementals: 1
Biology Teachers: 1
Frost Giants: 1

Player Kills

Dolmaniac: 6
Archchancelor: 6
Smiley: 3
Succubus: 1
Firyal: 1
Pyro: 1
The Reaper: 3
Thanatos: 1
Stainless: 2
B-pen: 1

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 7:27 am

Quite an impressive collection of kills you got there. Less deaths than me anyway...

bloodbathmaster2 · Post by **bloodbathmaster2** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 9:08 am

Really? I swear I've died more than anyone else... the only way I've been able to kill most of my opponents is through self-sacrifice.

Haplo · Post by **Haplo** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 10:03 am

*A warrior silently stands in the background, watching the others boast of thier prowess. His dog sits beside him, yawning and licking itself.

I will fight anyone with honor who would challenge me!

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 6:54 pm

The crackle of lighting across the Arena sky was esquisite....the thunder booming to the sound of a forgotton war tune. The eary glow of a worm hole appeared in above the Arena.....many veterans knew what this symbolized.....

The lone battlecruiser ripped in through the worm hole, a gapping hole in the side of it...

Then a small fighter followed, and quickly annoced apologies to all:

"BACK! BACK! BACK INTO MY FIC YOU STUPID SHIP!"

The massive damaged ship righted on it's axis and sped back to the worm hole, whence it came.

The ship landed steadily in the middle of the arena. The insignia of the Stainless/Saltiness empire emblazzed on it's fusilage. THe tall figure clambered out of the ship, his cloak wafting silently in the breaze. His Sword of Banning, slashed firmly to his back, his Sheild of Delete held in his right hand, while his Blaster of Editing was clasped firmly in his other hand.

"You called Haplo, your end shall be swift...or not...."

Haplo · Post by **Haplo** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 9:45 pm

*Haplo slowly stood up. He had waited for a challenger so long that he had fallen asleep on the arena floor. He yawns, looks at the ship, then at the opposing figure of the other warrior.

Well dog, looks like we got some real competition now!
(pssst, dog, stop watering his ship and get over here!)

*He slips off his pack, and lowers it to the arena floor. Drawing his blade, he stides forward, and stands face to face with his opponent.

I am tired of being a SDF! Fight me so that I may vent my anger on the unworthy! :mad:

bloodbathmaster2 · Post by **bloodbathmaster2** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 11:38 pm

The two most annoying arena champions squared off, bloodbath and the Reaper, their eyes locked in a test of will. As the morning sun rose, a cold wind passed, fluttering their cloaks about. Suddenly, they reached for their weapons and the arena was shaken with their power.

Bloodbath took the battleaxe in both hands and spun it around, using the momentum to launch the weapon as a projectile. He grinned, pulling two .223 pistols from under his cloak and issuing a salvo of live ammunition in persuit of his airborne axe.

:2gunfire:

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 1:06 am

*The axe flew to Reaper and he used his sword to knock it away but was taken by surprise by the bullets flying toward him. He tried to dodge to the side in a dive to avoid the bullets but it was too late, some passed by but the rest too residence in his left leg. Reaper fell to the floor in pain, he used his sword to pull himself up.

"Cunning BB, very cunning."

*Reaper puts the sword away and swings his arm at BB twice and two volleys of knives make their way to the figure holding two pistols.

bloodbathmaster2 · Post by **bloodbathmaster2** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 1:15 am

Breaking all laws of phyics and probability, bloodbath shoots down all of the knives. He laughs, unaware that he missed one, now embedded deep in his thigh.

Haplo · Post by **Haplo** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 1:31 am

*Seeing as how stainless is preoccupied, Haplo decides to sit back and watch the two veteran warriors in action.

What do you think dog? Think I can pick up some new tactics here?

WOOF!

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 1:35 am

"Hah! We each lose a leg... I think that about evens it out..."

*Reaper pulls out a pair of revolvers and aims them at BB, Reaper fires 10 shots, leaving one bullet in each gun.

BigJack · Post by **BigJack** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 1:39 am

*BJ, from the shadows, uses his bow and shoots an arrow directly to Reaper's functioning leg, thus making it unusable. Nearly defeated, on the ground, suffering from his two legs, Reaper get's his sword ready as BJ runs to him with his heavenly shining lightsabre. Despite of his movement impairement(well despite of him being unable to even stand up) he battles fiercely blocking and dodging every attack BJ makes...*

Narrator: Will BJ win? What's the color of BJ's lightsabre? Is it gonna rain tonight? Does BJ have cable? For all the answers and crap like that don't miss the astonishing next episode !!!

(OOC: Do you like the narrator? I think it's kinda cool... Anyway Reaper feel free to end the battle any way you want, but expect revenge... :twisted: And oops i just broke another duel... sorry... well finish the duel at the same time you duel me, i'll leave it to your hands

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TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 1:49 am

"Why can I never have a one-on-one with someone! I seem doomed to be attacked by two people at once. It doesn't matter, I will kill you and then return to BB."

*Reaper blocks the lightsabre blows with ease and hits BJ's lightsabre out of the way Reaper rams his sword through BJ's chest, killing him quickly.

"Now to matters of a bit more urgency."

*Reaper pulls the arrow out of his leg and uses some healing magic on it to make the fight between him and BB a bit better on his behalf. Reaper turns to face BB again, ready to fight, his right hand tightens the grip on his katana and he puts away his revolvers and takes out a chinese long sword with his left hand.

"Time to die!"

(OOC: What do you think of the new avatar, the moustache and beard have been added!)