lost my phone. fix up look sharp

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sat May 26, 2007 8:14 am

I lost my phone last night? It's pay as you go, so I don't need to cancel it or anything. Is there any kind of...get free phone karma I can cash in on? Besides finding my phone and taking out the trash responsible for this horrible crime.

so jah, need a cheap phone nigz. whats up your alley.

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Sat May 26, 2007 8:28 am

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sat May 26, 2007 8:52 am

someone just rang me on the house phone saying they found it. STORY IN DEVELOPMENT DAC.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Sat May 26, 2007 10:32 am

GOGOGO

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Sat May 26, 2007 10:40 am

you can make it, shuya

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Sat May 26, 2007 11:43 am

Question: Why do you have a house phone at all? Unless you're running 56k or fax machines or child porn rings you don't need them anymore. It's just another way for The Man(tm) to keep tabs on you. Also wastes money. Although I suppose it did save you your phone. You should demand they pay you for the minutes they wasted talking to you.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Sat May 26, 2007 1:02 pm

lewl, that's like asking why one would use real money if one can just use creditcards.

Creditcard info as well as mobile information is logged. I don't know about Orwellian England, maybe normal telephone info as well as complete calls are logged there as well.

But why go for privacy if one has nothing to conceal, huh? :patriot act:

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sat May 26, 2007 3:02 pm

the house fun is cheaper and for...DA HOUSE TO USE ok, sheesh.

anyway i went to the white ghetto of town to this screbby old love shack. knocked on the door and then i heard shouting, so i walked in because im fucking well hard. anyway there was nobody there, then a guy ran down the stairs in a towel and give me my phone. i offered to pay him but he just said "its reyt mate" so i shook his hand and fucked off.

THE END

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Sat May 26, 2007 4:59 pm

What, no buttsecks ensued?

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sat May 26, 2007 5:09 pm

no, my penis fell off so he started sucking it and i had to chase him round the house with my willy flailing about like a rag dolls penis. it was awful.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Mon May 28, 2007 9:32 pm

did you finish him with a skull-cracking sideways elbow strike?
elaborate on how you lost it also.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Mon May 28, 2007 9:54 pm

I lost my pager when pagers were the cool thing to have and then my dad paged it and found that some kid had it but he wasn't going to give it back. THey started talking some shit and the kid was like "yo meet me at 7/11 and we work it out" but my dad was like fuck this shit and canceled the pager subscription and I never got a new one.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Mon May 28, 2007 11:40 pm

Gimp Mask wrote:did you finish him with a skull-cracking sideways elbow strike?
elaborate on how you lost it also.

I grabbed him by the collar bones and said "Look sonny, I don't take no crap from nobody" And gave him a devastating rabbit punch through the weed floor and some beers fell down into the basement so I drank them both like stone cold steve austin before smashing his face in with a guitar I was carrying with me at the time.

I went to this goth club in town and was bored to fucks. Then some Prodigy came on so I got excited and started jumping around and screaming like a dickhead, so my phone must have become unhinged due to my extreme dancing.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Thu May 31, 2007 8:36 pm

Nokia 6060. 90 bucks, 80 euros, 70 pounds or something. Pretty good and reliable.

Goretheglowingone · Post by **Goretheglowingone** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:46 pm

i dont own a cell phone, i loose and break them,
same with watches, but i do have a cool house phone.. its got numbers on buttons and shit. nifty huh?

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:36 am