The Arena!!!

BigJack · Post by **BigJack** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 1:51 am

(OOC: Sorry about it i'll try to be more careful, btw nice mustache and beard...

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Haplo · Post by **Haplo** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 2:01 am

*Having watched the interuptions and procedding action Haplo is still leaning quietly by the wall, scratching his dog's back.

Hmmm.... seems like you have to deal with interuptions quickly, and watch your back all the time in this place dog...

WOOF!

I wonder where stainless got to...

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 2:05 am

(OOC: Don't worry about it. I can handle two opponents at once. Thanks about the av. took me a while to get it looking just right... Oh, and Haplo? YOu may have to wait a while, Stainless tends to post once and waits for a while before showing up again, like a few days...)

BigJack · Post by **BigJack** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 2:15 am

Anyway, *BJ respawns and goes back into the shadows in which he disappears completly due to his black cloack, he watches...*

Haplo · Post by **Haplo** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 2:15 am

(OOC: Really? Damn. I thought I would get to have a nice, friendly violence fest with him... oh well. I come back later when I can find somebody else to go waltzing matilda with... thanks Reaper)

Alright dog, I've seen enough. And my ass hurts from sitting on this floor for so long. Let's go to bojangles!

WOOF!

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 2:20 am

(OOC: It does seem like most of the fighters have gone on holiday for the time being so we're a little short on fighters. YOu should fight Stainless, he's a good opponent if a little slow to respond.)

BigJack · Post by **BigJack** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 2:28 am

*BJ suddenly starts to shake uncontrollably, spikes come out of his body and he transforms into the dragon shown in his avatar. Then he flies to a huge arena lightpost where he lands, and watches.*

Narrator: Does BJ still have his intelligence? Is Dirk still a jerk? Just keep watching folks...

(OOC: the name of the file says Bahamut, isn't that from final fantasy?)

Haplo · Post by **Haplo** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 2:30 am

(OOC: Yeah, I noticed that. Guess everybodies at the beach or something. I will fight him, when he comes around, because it seemed like stainless would be a good rival for my first match here. I would offer to light it up with Bigjack, but he seems more intent on killing you)

BigJack · Post by **BigJack** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 2:47 am

(OOC: then start a fight and i'll continue it, that's the way to do it.)

*BJ(now as a dragon) flies down and stands in the middle of the arena, staring at Haplo*

"GRRRAAAAAUURR"

Narrator: *Wets his pants with fear.*

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 2:47 am

(OOC: Seems that way, yeah...)

*Reaper feels a huge presence being created...

"Oh, shit! Not Bahamut. I'll just ignore him until I finish the fight with BB."

Haplo · Post by **Haplo** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 2:54 am

(OCC: Alrighty then, if that's the way you want it...)

*Looks down at his pants, then at Bahamut

Holy flaming fishsticks bahaman, who let my dog out?

*The dog runs across the arena, and chomps down firmly on the dragons sensitive area. Haplo advances quickly, while drawing out his blade

Make me soil my pants will you? For this I will make you perform a John Bobbit impersonation!

*Leaps high into the air, with blade above head. The dog, seeing this, runs away, spitting from the bad taste

BigJack · Post by **BigJack** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 3:10 am

(OOC: It was the narrator who wetted his pants you know, btw who on earth is John Bobbit i heard it's a guy who cutted his own dick off, plz tell me the full story...)

*BJ uses his huge long tail, with spikes on the end, to attack Haplo. Surprisingly Haplo defends himself really good, Haplo then, after defending an incredible tail attack suddenly strikes waving his sword. BJ converges all his power into his claws and strikes one firce slash which Haplo defends with his sword.*

*A flash then lightens the arena blinding everyone for half a minute, after the powerful light unleashed by the fight fades Haplo sees that he his wounded and his sword... Shattered. BJ smiles but then realises that he too is heavily wounded and due to the intensity of the claw striking Haplo's sword, his metamorphosis ended... They stare at each other and BJ prepares his lightsabre to attack while Haplo get's another sword, from the sword vending machine on the corner

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Haplo · Post by **Haplo** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 3:23 am

(OOC: John Bobbit got his dick cut off by his wife while he was asleep... mutha f#$@er didn't even wake up!)

*After getting another sword, and pulling bits of his old sword from his chest, Haplo charges BigJack, drawing energy into his blade for the attack

As surely as Bush slurs his speech, I shall slay you like Saint Peter before me!

*BigJack swing his lightsabre to defend, and the collision of the two powers seems to shake the whole arena... after a brief power struggle, the two seperate and stare at each other.

Do your worst Jack!

BigJack · Post by **BigJack** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:23 am

*BJ and Haplo rush into each other then both fighters jump, and a split second later they've switched sides. BJ and Haplo stare at each other and suddenly Haplo feels an horrible pain in his chest, BJ smiles when he sees Haplo's surprised look as he falls to the ground, dead. BJ's smile dies when he feel a sharp burn himself and, ironically, the last thing BJ sees before he dies is a smile on Haplo's dead body...*

Narrator: Well after all that i'm glad i'm alive !

*BJ and Haplo after respawning start beating up to death, together, the narrator.*

(OOC: Like i said i love happy endings

i kinda like this endings no one wins haha)

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:26 am

(OOC: You roleplay really well BJ, as does Haplo. BTW; this is post number 3600 in the saloon!)

Haplo · Post by **Haplo** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:29 am

(OOC: Aw c'mon... dead already?)

*Haplo stops stabbing the narrarator, and looks at his watch...

Oh shit! Time to go to work...

Bigjack, come back tommorrow and we will finish our match... if you have the guts! C'mon Dog!

WOOF!

(OOC: For real, got's to go. Thanks though. Be back to finish this later Bigjack)

BigJack · Post by **BigJack** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:35 am

(OOC: Thanks i didn't knew i role play well, it's good to know i do. Yes Haplo i dare to go on tomorow(what for some odd readon i forgot how i spell it) while taking breakfast i'll watch some blue seed and i'll dig up some good'ol Dragon Ball episodes so the fight can go on and on...

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TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:51 am

(OOC: Many people challenge me because I'm online a lot. Tomorrow had to 'r's in it.)

bloodbathmaster2 · Post by **bloodbathmaster2** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 7:50 am

A faded and forgotten amp suddenly flared with noise. Somewhere withing the burnt remains of the arena lobby, an automated voice called out to the fighters:

"Warning! Godboy activated!"

The Reaper's vision suddenly flashed into a sea of color. The only emotion he could make out was pain. Lots of pain. He fell to the ground, clutching the back of his head while his unseen opponent swiped down with another pistol whip. And another. And then, after the Reaper had taken his share of unbearable pain, the attacker laughed. A laugh so cruel, it was impossable to mistake.

As he lowered a gauss pistol to finnish the job, the horribly shot up and bloody figure of bloodbath aimed the other at the newly spawned Big Jack. Jack stretched and yawned, still tired from the experience of being cast back into the arena after death. Respawn was perhaps the most unnatural and revolting thing to have done to one's body. He heard the blast from the gauss pistol and froze to see an arc of blood sail from the Reaper's unconcious body. Moments later, another gauss round sped forward, this one aimed at him.

"Yay!" cried bloodbath, "I love powerplaying!"

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 8:05 am

*Reaper woke and rolled out of the way just in time to avoid the fatal shot. He leapt up and concentrated with his swords. BB fired more shots at him but as they neared him, Reaper found time slowing down for him, enough to use his blades to deflect the bullets coming at him. All BB could see was a flurry of sword swipes and the bullets flying off in all directions. One bullet evaded Reaper's blades and flew through his left shoulder. Reaper cried out in pain as blood sprayed from the wound. Reaper used his last ounce of strenght in his left arm to hurl his sword at BB.

"You will pay for that BB!"