Mr. Brooks

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 12:31 am

Mr. Brooks sucked ass by the way, don't let anyone tell you different.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 1:18 am

Tell us why you tardface mcgee.

Costner played a different role for a change and their was an interesting story in it. I thought it was going to be completely generic but it had some cool twists.

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 1:36 am

The movie was ridiculous. Kevin Costner has an imaginary best friend. Too many coincidences and lapses of common sense to be enjoyable to me. The ending was generic and uninteresting. Here's an idea, if anyone was thinking of seeing this movie, rent American Psycho and you'll be much happier, and probably save a few bucks. And the previews lead you to believe that Costner is a hitman or something but he's a serial killer that gets off on killing people.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:48 am

It's kinda like American Pyscho but not very off the wall like Pyscho was. So what if hes a serial killer instead of a hitman? It wasn't just an imaginary friend it was like his other half that he tried to satisfy.

It's clear that you dont have the high level caliber of taste that I do in movies.

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:56 am

Haha, whatever. The movie didn't do it for me. I have a great taste in movies. Just ask my snuff dealer.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:07 am

You can't be a good movie critic if you watch the movie while your high, you have to be objectively alert during the movie and make ask critical questions.

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:18 am

I haven't smoked in months nigga! The action sequences with Demi Moore seemed out of place and blurry. The movie was just fucking goofy. I'm no Siskel but I have seen alot of movies, bad and good, and this one was bad. I definitely appreciate a good movie. The problem is that I was thinking during this movie. I will admit that the acting is good and Kevin Costner played a pretty interesting nutjob but other than that I did not like the movie. I would not watch it again. It is yet another shitty thriller. They come out every month now and I am sick of it. Maybe this movie would have been something interesting five years ago but I just wasn't interested in any of the characters. One thumb down. Scooper, what is it you liked so much about this movie?

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:14 am

Dogmeatlives wrote:And the previews lead you to believe that Costner is a hitman or something but he's a serial killer that gets off on killing people.

I don't care about the movie or anything, but what lead you to believe he was a hitman? I thought it was pretty clear in the previews he was a serial killer.

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:40 pm

Really? I can't remember exact hints but it seemed to me after seeing the preview like twenty times that he was a contract killer that didn't want to be one anymore or something. They never really make it clear that he is just a lunatic that gets a hardon killing people. I thought it was gonna be a hitman movie and it turned out to be a crazy dude movie. Very upsetting.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 5:59 pm

The fact Costner plays in it should have meant something to you.

All of his recetn movies sucked, he's making a Nicolas Cage of himself.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:15 pm

No matter how bad Costner is, I don't think anything can match The Wicker Man.

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:11 am

The movie was decent, convoluted enough that it kept you guessing, but enough cliche to be satisfying when things went the way you planned.

Ending was shitty though.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:28 am

Dogmeatlives wrote: Scooper, what is it you liked so much about this movie?

I didn't think it was that good but I was pleasantly surprised after watching it as I was expecting it to be pretty shitty. I agree the demi moore action sequence wasn't good but I didn't think that was anything that important. I'm a sucker for being surprised because I rarely ever do when it comes to movies that I have seen previews for. I was just defending it from being called a bad movie, I would rate it "interesting."

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:20 pm

2 minutes into the start. violent convulsions and high pressure vomiting. as nice as eels up ones ass. :have a lucky day:

fallout ranger · Post by **fallout ranger** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:07 am

Wolfman Walt wrote:No matter how bad Costner is, I don't think anything can match The Wicker Man.

Worst movie ever...

but Mr. Brooks was a good movie, Kevin Kostner NOT reciting Shakespeare in a movie was a delightful surprise.

Superhaze · Post by **Superhaze** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 3:06 am

The Wicker Man was pretty cool. Just avoid the remake like the plague.