The Arena!!!

bloodbathmaster2 · Post by **bloodbathmaster2** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 8:34 am

Bloodbath winced as the Godboy trait faltered and the Reaper rolled out of the way. When the blades blurred to deflect the repeated gauss rounds, a single word left his lips: "Shit..."

Within moments, bloodbath's leg was hacked clean away by the thrown sword. As he fell to the ground, bloodbath dropped the pistols and reached to his sash. The steel of a dagger glinted for just a moment, meeting the sun. The insane demigod struggled back to his one remaining leg. He leaped at the Reaper with all of his energy, and as he left the ground, a torrent of blood spewed from the wound. His only weapon was the tiny knife, but he didn't care. He had only minutes to live. It wasn't impotant to care about the details at this point.

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 8:45 am

*Reaper staggers, trying to cope with his numerous injuries, he sees BB launching himself at Reaper.

"This is it, I'm dead. Might as well try and go out with style!"

*Reaper raises his sword and prepares himself.

(OOC: Sorry about the shortness of the post, it's half past 2 in the morining here and my brain isn't working properly.)

bloodbathmaster2 · Post by **bloodbathmaster2** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 9:29 am

The two fighters met, and a slidesow of gore ensued. Minutes passed of bloodshed, and finnaly, all movement stopped. Amidst the dripping pool of blood, stray limbs were all that remained of the two.

BigJack · Post by **BigJack** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 7:12 pm

*BJ, knowing he was going to die due to a liver shot, and knowing Reaper's chances were slim started to attack BB, trying to forget the pain, and then BJ yelled at Reaper.*

"Together we can win, Reaper. Attack !!!"

*Shot, and mortally wounded, BJ attacks BB followed by Reaper.*

Haplo · Post by **Haplo** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 8:19 pm

*A figure materializes from the shadows. He looks at the pile of limbs where Bloodbath and Reaper were standing.

Damn, we need a clean-up crew out here. Somebody bring a bucket and a mop! Dammit dog, don't lick that up, that's not friggen Kool-Aid!

*The dog, looking sheepish, returns to it's master's side.

BIGJACK! I HAVE RETURNED! YOU BETTER GET 300 OF YOUR FRIENDS, BECAUSE I'M GONNA KICK YOU AROUND LIKE CALISTA FLOCKHEART IN A STRONG BREEZE!

BigJack · Post by **BigJack** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 9:14 pm

"I shall take you challenge Haplo !"

*BJ prepares for the fight.*

(OOC: Ignore my last post the forum screwed and i didn't know you already replied...)

Haplo · Post by **Haplo** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 9:34 pm

*The dog howls, and launches itself into the attack. Momentarily startled, Bigjack falls back to avoid the dog's lunge, and finds himself in a pincer movement, between the dog and Haplo. Haplo leaps to the offensive, but his sword is met at the last moment by bigjacks. Sparks crackle off of thier blades as they fight, delivering staggering blows that shake the entire arena. They jump back, each lightly wounded, but eager for more.

Is that the best you can say BigJack? I've heard better battle cries from cheerleaders! You've gone crazy Bigjack, and I kill crazy people!

BigJack · Post by **BigJack** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 9:45 pm

Haplo - "You can't win this one BJ."

BJ - "No, but i can make damn sure you don't either!"

*BJ and Haplo begin the fight once again, with devastating sword moves.*

(OOC - So this is from Max Payne... :roll: )

Haplo · Post by **Haplo** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 9:51 pm

*As BJ and Haplo rush toward each other, they disapear. With blinding speed they clash all over the arena, creating shockwaves of power, and the clash of their arms reverberates like thunder. The dog, tired of standing idly, jumps at seeminly nothing, and floors BJ. A heavy paw slams BJ on the Chest, and as he lays stunned, a sword is leveled at his throat.

You better fight me with everything you've got BJ, or else I will kill you here and now!

BigJack · Post by **BigJack** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 10:13 pm

*All seems helpless for BJ but from the darkness of his black cloack BJ's eyes shine and stare at the dog, surprisingly the dog moves away and BJ is able to get in fighting stance once again. Then BJ looks at Haplo's surprised face and explains...*

"Let's say that the perk "Animal friend" runs in the veins of my family, my mom can pet police dogs leaving the police men breathingless(i'm proud to say this really happened once) so your dog is a friend and saw my power, he also saw that i didn't want to hurt him..."

*BJ and Haplo then get fighting again...*

Haplo · Post by **Haplo** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 10:20 pm

You fool! Now I must use one of my perks!

*The arena's speakers crackle, and then boom out in deep tones

SLAYER ENABLED

*Haplo swings his blade, and BJ lifts his own to block. The force of the blow, prompted with the power of slayer, sends BJ flying backwards, and slams him against the wall of the arena, right next to the "In Case Of Slayer" emergency box

that contains a missle launcher, fully loaded!

Do what you've got to do BJ, but I will win this fight!

BigJack · Post by **BigJack** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 10:37 pm

*Desperate BJ uses the cute lil hammer to open the emergency box, but sadly sees that there is only one rocket in the laucher, luckily it's guided. BJ enables his Sniper perk aims at Haplo and shoots, but thanks to Haplo's amazing speed, the rocket hit's the ground and only severly injures his right leg giving Haplo a significant movent impairment... With the pain his Slayer perk turns off(OOC: lol like a switch) and BJ's Sniper perk is useless while using his lightsabre, but the fight goes on with demonic speed and unbelievable strenght and agility...*

"You've got to give your best too, or you're a dead meat sandwich."

Haplo · Post by **Haplo** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 10:45 pm

Dead meat sandwich? The only one I see is you, which will soon be covered in BigJack mehoffs special sauce!

(OOC: Ouch, that was a bad one.)

*An enraged BJ charges Haplo, swingly in a vicous arc :mad: ! Haplo somersaults out of the way, sheathing his sword as he flips

(OOC: I'm just good like that)

Pulling out his glocks, he opens fire using his John Woo Technique!

BigJack · Post by **BigJack** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 10:55 pm

(OOC: Well beats me what on earth is John Woo technique)

*BJ dodges Haplo's attack and only then Haplo saw he got fooled, apparently BJ can use the line Sanity/Inhumanemadness to his will, that is, he can be apparently incredibly mad (berserker=homicidal frenzy) and thus use incredible strenght. In the split second Haplo got aware of this was too late, he got a back stab right after BJ dodged his move. Unexplicably still alive, he tries to keep the fight going and win.*

Haplo · Post by **Haplo** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 11:05 pm

(OOC: You know all those movies, directed by John Woo, where guys use fire two glocks at once, like "The Replacement Killers". John Woo Technique! Probably be more recognizable if I could remember the actor's name though...)

*heavily injured by the sudden attack, Haplo takes a stimpack from his dog's pack and heals himself. Fully healed, he watches as BJ bounces off of the walls in his beserker mode

Man, that guy is throwing his wieght around like a sumowrestler on a trampoline!

*Haplo puts away his glocks, and once again draws his sword. The air around him seems to shiver with fear, as he is surrounded by an almost palpable aura of power. Even the dog seems to shrink away, knowing the fury that Haplo is about the unleash..

Stab me in the back will you? Take this you son of a...
*Now screaming incoherently as the arena is flooded by a blinding light. When the Light fades, the arena is in shambles, with a portion of the arena blown away by the intensity of the blast. BJ, wo had just barely managed to mount a defense, is now burnt and blasted, with shrapnel imbedded in his thigh.

BigJack · Post by **BigJack** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 11:12 pm

(OOC: Before i can even continue the fight i need to know... Wtf sharapnel means?)

Haplo · Post by **Haplo** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 11:17 pm

(OOC: Shrapnel... debris thrown by the force of an explosion that can seriously wound or kill. Thought that would be better than just disentigrating you)

BigJack · Post by **BigJack** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 11:31 pm

*BJ is not able to get up and Haplo is pointing his sword at BJ ready to kill him.*

Haplo - "Guess i win now you'll die, any last request..."

BJ - "Yeah think of what i told you..."

Haplo - "You said none of us would win, but you were wrong."

BJ - "Oh you think so..."

*Haplo didn't see that BJ readied an anti matter grenade, and even Haplo himself didn't hear his own scream when BJ pulled the pin.*

(OOC: Why do i love this no winner fights?

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Haplo · Post by **Haplo** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 11:49 pm

8O
(OOC: You vicous, vicous person you... I wanted to win that damn match! Oh well... good fight BJ... let's fight again later :twisted: )

*Haplo and BJ both respawn, shake hands, and haplo leaves the arena. As he is leaving...

This isn't the end BJ, only the begining...

(OOC: yeah, next time when it ends up like this I'll just uppercut you into the stratosphere...)

BigJack · Post by **BigJack** » Sat Jul 06, 2002 1:16 am

"Oh goody i've always wanted to be an austronaut :twisted: "

(OOC: Yep we will fight later...)