Humor satire and or horror

ViolentOpposition · Post by **ViolentOpposition** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:18 pm

Leveled items? "Leveled Deathclaws"?

I can just see myself owning a Deathclaw at level one... Argh. I remember back when I first got killed by one of those beasts in Fallout. I was shocked by its sheer power; I feared it, I hated it, I had to create a strategy on how I was going to kill it (or them). I just don't see that happening in F3 if Beth get their way.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:33 am

Bethesda is playing with fire. It's gonna burn itself. Methaphoricaly.
Fallout 3 is Bethesda's fire.
And like somebody on fire, Bethesda stops thinking, and begins to run.
Now Bethesda has three options:

1. Fall on the ground and roll, with the hope to reduce damage to the minimum. (aka a half-decent Fallout 3)

2. Run around till you run on train rails. Get hit by a train. Die a funny death. (aka what I expect, they're gonna fuck it up and the community will hit it like a fucking train)

3. Burn to death. (Fallout 3 will be so dodgy that no one's gonna pay attention to it. Maybe some hardcore collectors will buy it just for fun and put it next to the FO:POS box while masturbatin to dutch bestiality)

Cthulhugoat · Post by **Cthulhugoat** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:51 am

DEATHCLAW RIDING LOL

2bucks

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:29 am

If Fallout 3 is Bethseda's fire, is Herve Prometheus?

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:24 pm

Fallout is a pizza that we've ordered, but Bethesda is delivering a Hot Dog.

Cthulhugoat · Post by **Cthulhugoat** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:45 pm

Herve is a hobo, and nothing more than that.

astro · Post by **astro** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 8:34 pm

open ended world, with weak plot and vast emptiness

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:08 pm

astro wrote:open ended world, with weak plot and vast emptiness

The same, except a strong plot. We don't want another Oblivion, right?

KhanKhaar · Post by **KhanKhaar** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:28 pm

Im thinking oblivion in fallout clothes, probably in some third person view.

Something that will sell good among the newbie-gamers that only have a xbox360 at home.

MadBill · Post by **MadBill** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:57 am

I don't want to have to buy a 360 to play FO3........

KhanKhaar · Post by **KhanKhaar** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:59 am

ofcource.

Lets Jihad Beth if they f**k up FO3 ^^

Goretheglowingone · Post by **Goretheglowingone** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:43 pm

im depressed now... like a stuck button

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:01 am

Fallout is a cute thirteen year old girl and Bethesda is the uncle that likes to hug alot.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:43 am

Dogmeatlives wrote:Fallout is a cute thirteen year old girl and Bethesda is the uncle that likes to hug alot.

You say that in a way as if there would be something wrong about hugging 13 years old girls at lot.

Kukident · Post by **Kukident** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:54 pm

Dreadnought wrote:
Dogmeatlives wrote:Fallout is a cute thirteen year old girl and Bethesda is the uncle that likes to hug alot.
You say that in a way as if there would be something wrong about hugging 13 years old girls at lot.

pics plz

to get btt.:
FO3 has already reached its worst case: a stupid developer who just doesnt care about the fans and makes false promises has taken over the games' developement

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:04 am

Check out new comic over in Old but new Fanart thread..

Mechanurgist · Post by **Mechanurgist** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:25 am

Level 46 auto-scaled rats with Platinum Power Armor and Two-Claw Gatling Lasers. SQUEEAAAK!!!

HappinessInSlavery · Post by **HappinessInSlavery** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 9:46 am

Mismatch wrote:Buy extra content online, Deathclaw Armour: $.99
combined with oblivion style combat, dialogues, and plot.

It'll probably be Brahmin Armor that you have to buy for $.99. I can't exactly picture someone riding a deathclaw without getting torn apart by it.

The Idiot · Post by **The Idiot** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:08 pm

well i predicted the yakuzas (see page 1) but where are my akimbo katanas???? *fingers crossed!!*