Someone kill JK Rowlings

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:06 pm

Or at least skullfuck the shit out of her.

http://www.eitb24.com/new/en/B24_51127/ ... heme-park/

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:09 pm

Harry Potter is for b00ns

Superhaze · Post by **Superhaze** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:16 pm

What? She's rich, and can now become richer.
I would have done it.. :jew:

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:13 pm

Cthulhugoat · Post by **Cthulhugoat** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:56 pm

U.S. authors John Irving and Stephen King were so worried about the fictional hero's fate that they urged Rowling to spare the bespectacled hero.

Ah, finally a good reason to hate Stephen King!

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 5:26 pm

The books are still good.

Stevie D · Post by **Stevie D** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:33 pm

Harry Potter and the Franchise Too Far.

TelemachusSneezed · Post by **TelemachusSneezed** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:59 pm

Hmmm... I used to think well of the lady, but obviously she's gotten in over her head. 'Tis a shame.

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:17 pm

Harry Potter is for bitches. I would have done the same thing so I can't hate the playa, but I most certainly hate the game.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 12:25 am

She has earned my limited admiration for her exploitation of those starved of wit and taste to become fat and lackadaisical. Alas, this grudging respect was canceled out and quite possibly subsumed by my ire for those who peddle literary abominations, irrespective of success, recognition or acclaim.

Oh well.

Caleb · Post by **Caleb** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 7:19 am

Pray for a hurricane.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:45 pm

Caleb wrote:Pray for a hurricane.

I was hoping atomic fireball.

MadBill · Post by **MadBill** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:12 pm

Post-nuclear hurricane

AbflugPopp · Post by **AbflugPopp** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 7:25 am

The books are utter shit! I read ALOT and will read anything. Hell, I read the ingredients of stuff when I eat. I could not get through 10 pages of HP. I love the movies because I'm a big cinematograpy nut.

But burn the books, and burn Rowling, she's an overated hag, jeebus I have no idea how to express my hate..

mixmastermind · Post by **mixmastermind** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:31 am

Okay, so a pubescent wizard and an anthropomorphic mouse with his duck and dog buddies finally have something in common.

I stopped caring about Harry Potter once he turned into a whiny little bitch.

frissy · Post by **frissy** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:13 am

Theme park for kids...and perhaps overweight sweaty boons, but why should we care? So fucking what?

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:06 pm

frissy wrote:Theme park for kids...and perhaps overweight sweaty boons, but why should we care? So fucking what?

Why care about anything, frissy? Just wake up one day and say "You know, life isn't worth living." Then die. Right?

frissy · Post by **frissy** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:17 pm

No, but caring about harry potter is pretty gay.

TNP · Post by **TNP** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:18 pm

That damned bitch doesn't know when to quit. I thought the first one sucked back in 7th grade, and I didn't even read it because it seemed like a kids book. I wanted fucking guts and blood in my books.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:48 pm

frissy wrote:No, but caring about harry potter is pretty gay.

I actually hate the series, never read any never plan on it, the entire concept is stupid to me. I just thought it was ridiculous that they're making a park over it.