Terror Alert has been raised

[PsychoSnipers]

Great classic.


99% of all movies within the past 10 years have sucked.

99.8% of 90s movies sucked

99.9% of movies from the 80s sucked

[Goretheglowingone]

99.999% of all cow milking machines suck to.. so whats your point?

its all about wasting time.

[Superhaze]

Once again I'm astounded by your lack of common
sense. A movie that sucks will be a waste of time,
a movie that is awesome is an investment in
entertainment and with some marijuana, a whole
evening of lol and/or rofl. :sigh:

[Megatron]

Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.

[Superhaze]

You really need posts right?
:Showaddywaddy:

[Dogmeatlives]

Just saw Lawrence of Arabia again.. what a crazy movie. Anybody else ever see it? It's like four hours long but what a masterpiece.

[Mechanurgist]

Yes. It was good, but overly romantic. Lawrence didn't like Arabs that much.

I see your Lawrence and raise you The Battle of Algiers.

[Dogmeatlives]

Never saw it, but I guess I'll have to.

[Dreadnought]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ymgRMG5JNOI

[Reznorock]

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved."

Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.

It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs."

They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

This post has made my fucking day, it delivers