Discuss my failure:

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 4:01 am

If she still wants to be friends call her up all the time to go out and get a bite to eat at some of the most unhealthiest places ever and encourage her to eat as much as she can. Keep doing it until she eats more and more and all her cloths start to get smaller and she develops some really nice curves. Don't mention anything about her weight and just keep her eating until one day she will go for the last chocolate cake and her pants will litterally explode off of her body and she starts to rub her vagina because she feels sooo good. This is when you want to start force feeding her while she masturbates because the pressure feels so good in her stomach.

Soon enough no man will want her but she will still be hot to you and you can have butt sex with her now plump and lucious ass of juice.

T-900 · Post by **T-900** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 4:05 am

All good things come to an end.

Savour memories, seek new experiences, don't take life so seriously, and control your sexual impulses instead of letting them control you, ey?

Above all..

Relax.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:57 am

If she treats you like shit, she most definitely is a worthless bitch

Don't get close to her if it hurts you, mang, one-sided feelings are just that: one-sided feelings. They get you nowhere.

Forget about her, build up your confidence and hit the road

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:07 am

Plus when she says she's "out with friends" she's fucking other guys. Without regret.

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:44 am

No regret, no remorse

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 10:20 am

Crusader

frissy · Post by **frissy** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 10:38 am

Go gay, that should teach the bitch a lesson. Also for added bonus wear a shirt that says:

"Sorry girls, I suck cock"

Imagine her reaction, plus it's a know fact that chicks have the hots for gays.

Haris · Post by **Haris** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 4:19 pm

Best way to get over someone like that is to get addicted to some mmorpg and play it in all your free time. You wont have any time for her what so ever. And on weekends just go out to some bar or club and get your self drunk as hell untill you get a new girl. Works every time.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 4:44 pm

Listen to Haris, he knows his stuff

frissy · Post by **frissy** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 4:45 pm

I was once thinking that it's actually scary how easily you can get women when you are completely shitfaced. I've gotten more birds while being totally wasted than in sober/or soberish mode. Also the quality of the birds have also been the same (with the exception of few WTF IS THAT THING!! Oh, a woman...oh shit. OH SHIT!).

What do we learn, when you don't have a bird...get wasted, it will make your odds better, and it's fun too!

Haris · Post by **Haris** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 4:52 pm

Thats cause when you are drunk you dare to take the girls hand and pull her close to your self and start making out with her with no questions asked.

And if she would happen to push you away and turn you down you dont really give a fuck cause your wasted, you just go and hit on the next one.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 10:22 pm

frissy wrote:I was once thinking that it's actually scary how easily you can get women when you are completely shitfaced.

It helps when they're shitfaced as well, but otherwise, totally correct.

Mad Max RW · Post by **Mad Max RW** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:02 pm

Haha, this thread has some of the craziest shit I've seen on the forums in a long time. I salute you, Pooper.

In all seriousness, the best thing you can do (based on my own experiences) is cut her off completely and try to move on in life. How is different for everybody. Work, go to the gym, school, read more books, play more video games, drink, prostitution, murderous rampage, whatever works. It took me almost a full year since dumping my last girlfriend to find my current one. I never once considered getting back with an ex.

T-900 · Post by **T-900** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:59 am

Aye, basic logic point there.. Once something has fucked up, why walk back to the mess?

frissy · Post by **frissy** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:41 am

Make up a new mess, with jizz...in(or on) someone.

Amis · Post by **Amis** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:52 am

I remember having the same problem a few months ago but I joined Duck and Cover Thanks DaC! Yeah and I support the idea of getting shitfaced and maybe jumping from a building, however thats only me.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:04 pm

T-900 wrote:Aye, basic logic point there.. Once something has fucked up, why walk back to the mess?

more like
"if you can't win, don't fight"

otherwise nothing wrong with cleaning up one's own mess, or do you live in a puked up dump with shit smeared alongside your walls?

frissy · Post by **frissy** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:51 pm

Thor Kaufman wrote:
T-900 wrote:Aye, basic logic point there.. Once something has fucked up, why walk back to the mess?
more like
"if you can't win, don't fight"

otherwise nothing wrong with cleaning up one's own mess, or do you live in a puked up dump with shit smeared alongside your walls?

Some of us are housetrained, our friends too. Guess it's a culture thing.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:27 pm

You should've donkeypunched her earlier and this problem wouldn't have arisen. Get laid with another girl and brag to her about it or alternatively just the latter and see how she reacts. You've already made your feelings known to her; now you'll wait for her move(if at all). Don't be an apologist or a whiner in front of her. No one wants to hear that crap.

Also, bring back Feelings Onlin... oh, nevermind.

frissy · Post by **frissy** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:29 pm

You should have done anal with her. "I hate you, I'm leaving you!" and now she left anyway. If we could just see the future...hmm...