A little piece of live fallout

Reznorock · Post by **Reznorock** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:42 pm

Alright, I haven't posted in forever, didn't post much when I did, im more of a lurker but I couldn't resist when a site was brought to my attention, doesn't have very much to do with the games, but damn it's cool, and yes, you can buy radioactive material, because it's at a "safe" level.

http://www.unitednuclear.com/everything.htm

Enjoy.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:58 pm

Radioactive
Plates & Cups

=

Phat lewt from Chernobyl?

Edit:

eating Uranium is generally a bad thing

lulz

Reznorock · Post by **Reznorock** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 3:01 pm

I really like the coffee cups down in the general interest section.

Although I must say some of it reminds me of junk you could pick up in fallout, of course I didn't see any condoms.

I half excpected to see a pair of gloves called isitopers rofl.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 3:35 pm

http://www.unitednuclear.com/professional.htm - cool

http://www.unitednuclear.com/other.htm - bongs

http://www.unitednuclear.com/aerogel.htm - sorcery

http://www.unitednuclear.com/glow.htm - party protip for ravers

http://www.unitednuclear.com/planskits.htm - for terrorists

http://www.unitednuclear.com/meteorites.htm - For interstelar geophiles. Also, I hope they come with deadly alien spores.

http://www.unitednuclear.com/vande.htm - IRL Libidomat?

http://www.unitednuclear.com/zero.htm - ...

Urizen · Post by **Urizen** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 4:00 pm

i wanted to buy one of those tritium light sources, but they don't ship outside the us. any ideas on how to get one in europe?

Mechanurgist · Post by **Mechanurgist** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:27 am

Maybe the cheap uranium guys and these guys should get together and start a franchise:

http://www.wegotussomemedicalwaste.com/

Reznorock · Post by **Reznorock** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:35 am

Medical waste is great! It's like going to the butcher and getting your choice cut for a lot cheaper. sometimes you even get a little bonus like a tumor or something, makes me feel like a kid again when I get a tumor, like opening a cracker jack box and getting the toy prize.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:47 pm

Nice website. Too bad they don't accept international orders.

You might also consider a handy radiation detector keychain(1, 2), if you can handle the price! I can't!

frissy · Post by **frissy** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:53 pm

I can imagine...

"Hmm..seems to be beeping all the time, it must be falfunctioning. I'll call them.

*tuut tuut* "Customer service"

"Yeah, I bought this radiaton detector keychain and it's broken"

"That's impossible, those are can't be broken"

"But it beebs all the time! It's driving me nuts!"

"they only beeb if there is radiation...."

"Oh, shit..."

mixmastermind · Post by **mixmastermind** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:46 am

Urizen wrote:i wanted to buy one of those tritium light sources, but they don't ship outside the us. any ideas on how to get one in europe?

You could always move to the US.

Maybe keep a Summer Home here?

frissy · Post by **frissy** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:56 am

Actually keeping a Summer Home there is hard due to the Idiot ruling. Getting into the US is hard as hell without a really good reason. Holiday reads as a) I'm coming for drugs, b) I'm coming to bomb the shit out of US!, c) I'm going to become a illegal alien with even shittier pay than in Europe.

The land of Fat bastards and fucked up schoolkillers. Ok, so I'd rather buy the bloody light source from Russia. Glows even better.

mixmastermind · Post by **mixmastermind** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:50 am

frissy wrote:The land of Fat bastards and fucked up schoolkillers.

DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO INVADE YOU!

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:59 am

:feeder fetish:

frissy · Post by **frissy** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:10 am

mixmastermind wrote:
frissy wrote:The land of Fat bastards and fucked up schoolkillers.

DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO INVADE YOU!

Refresh my memory, has US ever actually managed to invade any country in the the recent history? Going somewhere isn't really the definition of invading. You actually need to subjugate or conquer it...

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:30 pm

frissy wrote:
mixmastermind wrote:
frissy wrote:The land of Fat bastards and fucked up schoolkillers.

DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO INVADE YOU!

Refresh my memory, has US ever actually managed to invade any country in the the recent history? Going somewhere isn't really the definition of invading. You actually need to subjugate or conquer it...

Grenada
Haiti
Panama
New Orleans (flushed those swell guy out so we can start luxury development)
US Constitution

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:35 pm

+ Chile 9/11 1973

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:09 pm

Redeye wrote:Grenada
Haiti
Panama

Are those even countries?

Reznorock · Post by **Reznorock** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:36 pm

Does Iraq count? were paying to rebuild over there, it is very subtle invading on a small scale right?

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:36 pm

Kashluk wrote:+ Chile 9/11 1973

New World Order Speech.
More

Note the date was moved up a year in the video.

:manipulation: