I present you niggas, the first lulz! RPG rap based on Eazy E, real motherfucking G´s... put the beat on.
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Troika Troika....
Troika Troika....
Real motherfucking RPG´s
Real motherfucking RPG`s
Real motherfucking RPG´s
Hey, yo Blizzard,
you ain`t making no real RPG´s
you sell your fucking MMO`s
those games are for paying hoe`s
And i am right, watch the psychosniper,
Time to pay the piper
And kill all your shit and trix,
So you`s a wannabe FPS/RPG mix,
And you`ll not get played,
And I hope that your fans understand
When you talk about bloom and HDR;
every nigga needs fucking 4 GB DDR,
i am not paying it,
Motherfuck Obsidian
Motherfuck Bioware
Motherfuck Bethesda
Gentlemen, here comes my left blow
Cause I'm from the D-A-C,
And this is the season
To let the real motherfucking cRPG's in
Todd, you're like a kid
You found a PiP
And now you're dapper
But tell me where the fuck
You found an retarted developer
Talking about
which franchise you gonna fuck up,
which feature you gonna cut down,
You're only sixty pounds
When you're wet and wearing boots
All of a sudden,
Oblivion is a RPG thang,
But compared to Fallout,
this is a fucking sellout,
So, nigga, please, nigga, please
Don't step to these
Motherfucking real RPG's
Every day, it's a new RPG
Claiming to be dapper then Arcanum
Better then tha Planescape but
released on shitty multiplatform,
Ain't released a RPG without elves
Yet every time you develop,
You talk about the guns and shells,
Just take a good look at your RPG,
And you'll capture the fact,
That the bastard game is,
Simply just an actor,
Who mastered the hype
And the slang and the mental
Of devs from Obsidian, Bioware
and Bethesda
Never, ever once
Have you played a real rpg
Yet in every post you claim
Oblivion is a fucking rpg,
Bethesda tell me who's a witness
To your fucking work
See, you never had no dialogues
So save the drama, jerk,
FPS/RPGs straight kill me
Knowing that they pranksters
This is going out
To you wannabe rpg players,
See, I did dirt, put in work,
And many niggas can vouch that,
So since I played Fallout,
I got the right to bitch about that,
But RPGs like you
I gotta hate you cause
I'm tired of linear fucking gameplay,
Talkin about this is real roleplay.
Straight outta DaC... RPG RAP
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That ApTyp is holding D-block strong, i see.
Nah, i ain`t no money here in ma hood to buy a good microphone and stuff. DaC Underground, secret members photo:
Front right side: Megatron, Left side:ApTyp, behind that, i guess, thats me.
Stop reading here. You suck.
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