Dread's Bucket-O-Shite about Movies: Hot Fuzz & Smoking

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:57 pm

Hot Fuzz was a good movie, but Shaun of the Dead was way better.
However I rofled a lot.
The story was really interesting.
I give it 8 out of 10 starving jewish children in Warsaw's jew ghetto.

Smoking Aces was stylish, but well... I might almost say a bit too much 'Snatch', if you can follow me...?
The Tremor Brothers we're totally made of win and the huge sniper rifle this swell guy dyke wielded pwnt good. Fucking Bozar!!!!111one
Also the fact that they killed this swell guy with handlebar like in the middle of the movie or so, was entertaining.
Blah blah blah... lotsa shooting... twist. End.

It was ok, but srsly... a bit too much of an attempt to bring Snatch-X-treme. Maybe this impression wears off one day and I eventually change my mind, but I guess, only time can answer this question...

NO RATING

Now fuck off.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:45 pm

Goretheglowingone · Post by **Goretheglowingone** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:48 pm

smoking aces was kick ass.

havent seen that fuzz movie shit nugget there was talking about but im shure it was good ifin he done says so.

Mechanurgist · Post by **Mechanurgist** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:41 am

Hot Fuzz was great at the end but it took, like, 45 minutes to get started. Kind of like Shaun of the Dead in reverse (hilarious in the beginning and too serious in the end). Way too much straight-man stuff and not enough idiocy.

out of 5.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:45 am

Snatch was good.

Customs agent: "Do you have anything to declare?"
Dennis Farina: "Don't go to England."

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:00 am

Smoking Aces was ok except the ending was absolutely retarded. No bit of that twist made logical sense, not that the rest of the movie was precisely realistic, but it blew my suspension of disbelief out of the water.

Tingel Tangel · Post by **Tingel Tangel** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:47 am

Smoking Aces was pretty darn entertaining. Some things didn't really match up, but it didn't ruin the movie, methinks. I never saw this Hot Fuzz?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:51 pm

Subhuman wrote:Snatch was good.

Customs agent: "Do you have anything to declare?"
Dennis Farina: "Don't go to England."

Where are you coming from?

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:14 pm

I liked that line. It was funny.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:04 pm

this thread is now about curb your enthusiasm

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:14 pm

Subhuman wrote:I liked that line. It was funny.

It was.

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:21 pm

hot fuzz was funny. smoking aces looked gay

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:52 pm

it's nice to be affectionate to something german -- you don't get the opportunity that often, you know

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:01 pm

which of those films is german? :das boot:

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:12 pm

das boot was, in reality, russian.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:06 am

Thor Kaufman wrote:which of those films is german? :das boot:

Coincidence! I just watched it last night.

It was a 12 beer film, so I started early.

(I had the 3-hour version)

Did anybody notice how the Nazi Battle Flag was always rolled up or out-of-frame?

And virtually all other Nazi references were sanitized or dismissed as idiotic puffery. (People would start to say "sig heil/etc. and everyone would just wave it off as idiot talk).

Sure, putting swasticas all over the place may have been exaggerated in other films, but this went the other way.

I mean, it was blatant.

I love submarines.

Goddamn, think of how much fun it would be to pump torpedos into fat, juicy merchant ships.

I can imagine giggling with insane glee.

I'd wear an eyepatch and vampire fangs and jackboots 3 sizes too large and nothing else as I hunched into the periscope.

Maybe getting a blowjob at the same time would make it even better.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:47 am

Oktoberfest is German. I'm quite affectionate to that.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:28 am

Oktoberfest is for beer-drinking idiots

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:40 am

thor why are you so full of hate i just ate a 99cent package of fritos bbq flavor twists and it filled me with good will so youre harshing on my buzz but i dont want you to because were all in this together

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:47 am

nothing wrong with beer, you elf, I was just talking about the Oktoberfest