best drug for work / job wasted?

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 4:32 pm

mola wrote:I'm currently hooked on the typical coffee/cigs/alcohol don't need nothing that's going to mess my mind, got a girlfriend for that. narconon vista bay

you should go easier on those neuroleptics, kid

Superhaze · Post by **Superhaze** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 4:38 pm

"76% of our graduates happily choose to remain drug-free and become productive members of society."

LIES!

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 4:39 pm

durr who would want that, anyway

Drugs are the spice of life :nutmeg:

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:25 pm

how did i miss this thread?

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:58 pm

Thanks for that Dunning-Kruger study, I like how they received the Ig Nobel

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:58 pm

remember neon dingo, from back in the days? :big ole memorial thread:

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:25 am

Drunk, once. I ate a lot and laughed way harder than I would sober. But nobody seemed to notice.

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 6:55 pm

uppers, downers, 5xsome headcheese shit that napalms my (?) brain, shrooms, white dragon and his friend the tiger, cigarettes, coffee, 18 different bottles of vitaimes,salt and sugar with 2 pints of water. food once per week. also like too feed of the terminated detainees. thread necrophilia a-go-go.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:19 am

Tingel Tangel · Post by **Tingel Tangel** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:10 am

The last two Saturday's I've been at work, I met up with a hangover. The first one being raging and horrible, the second one being mildly over after a couple of hours. I didn't mean to get drunk either time, just sort of happened due to cheap beer at Friday Bars at the university.

Splatterpope · Post by **Splatterpope** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:32 am

A year ago or so I was working in sales and doing reasonably well, making my quotas and all that. Then one day I went to work on amphetamines, and made two week's quota in one day.

Unfortunately my dealer died that week and I couldn't find any other sources, so my sales dropped back to normal and I got fired.

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:06 am

Weed is the only drug I've tried at work. Actually smoked in the basement and it did not go well.. I was extremely hyper and paranoid for the next two hours. Not very enjoyable.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:28 am

In retrospect, those few years at the mortuary would have been intolerable were I not entirely alienated from my surroundings at the time. Fortunately, I had no need of chemicals to induce, maintain and control such a state.

Fa11lloutfan_15 · Post by **Fa11lloutfan_15** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 9:58 am

atoga wrote:Adderall sounds like a wise choice.

If all goes well, I'm getting that on prescription soon.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:06 am

be sure to stomp the pills and snort the powder

Fa11lloutfan_15 · Post by **Fa11lloutfan_15** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:27 am

They will probably give me Vyvanse or at least Adderall XR so to get a high I would have to take several capsules instead (as far as Vyvanse is concerned, that wouldn't work either though). Still, if you're willing to make business with the Russian maffia and risk getting a horrible batch then you could buy lots of amphetamine just anywhere in Sweden.

By the way, Herr Kaufman, would you happen to know if Adderall XR is available illegally in Germany (preferably Berlin) like it is in London?

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:00 pm

Ya, of course it is, it's called Ritalin here. Better get your hands on some amphetamines/dexamphetamines or cocaine instead if you're into uppers.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:45 pm

I think the best drug for work is Heroin.

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:43 am

Only if you're guitar player in a folk band.

LoneGunman · Post by **LoneGunman** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:58 am

or going acapella for that matter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjvVBCNcL_A